Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Mifune sighed in resignation and tried again to calm everyone's spirits.

It's just that everyone felt like they had lost all their momentum.

Originally, they were going to force Funan to hand over the tailed beasts.

Funan, seeing the four Kage silent, relaxed even more.

Strike first and gain the upper hand!

As long as I am not embarrassed, then others must be embarrassed!

After relaxing, Funan lazily leaned on the chair, crossed his legs, and many people gritted their teeth at the sight of him.

"Ahem!"

At this time, Mifune stood up and said: "According to the ancient agreements between the Five Great Villages, the Land of Iron will be in charge of presiding over this Five Kage Summit."

"The Five Great Villages are the pillars of the shinobi world. Although there are differences, we hope they can be resolved peacefully."

Mifune said with a serious expression: "You should also understand that once you start a war, the shinobi world will be devastated!"

"So, even the Kage of the five major shinobi villages must have the spirit of dedication and sacrifice."

Funan said with emotion: "What a pity!"

Mifune was stunned.

"Yes!" Funan said helplessly: "Mifune, you were not born in the era of Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama. Otherwise, with someone as righteous as you, there might not even be the First Shinobi World War."

Mifune was speechless.

At some point, Mifune noticed Funan's eyes, already transformed into the Sharingan, watching him coldly.

Mifune felt a chill run down his spine.

Everyone knows that Uchiha Funan is a troublemaker!

Everyone knows that he is not serious!

But they can only endure it!

Why?

Because Uchiha Funan is very strong!

Very strong!

So strong that it makes people despair!

That's why this Five Kage Summit existed.

So far, three wars have broken out in the shinobi world. How many times have the Five Kage Summit been held?

Not to mention the Five Kage Summit before the war, there was not even one.

After a long time, Mifune said: "Hokage-sama, I hope you can put the overall situation first. Is it worth sparking a war over three tailed beasts that don't belong to Konoha?"

"Mifune, you know very well that the tailed beasts are just an excuse for some people to start a war." Funan said arrogantly: "Under my leadership, Konoha has developed too fast. Some people are afraid and want to suppress Konoha by war."

Funan played with his nails lazily but said very firmly: "I can only tell them that they are dreaming."

"Hokage!"

Onoki suddenly said: "As long as Konoha hands over the three tailed beasts, and each of our villages will get 100 million ryo, we promise that we will never start a war."

Funan said in surprise: "Onoki, what you said is really strange. Last time, didn't you say that it would be enough to return the tailed beast to you? Why is there another 100 million ryo this time? Your price has increased much more than your height."

Onoki's face was cold, and he said: "No need to say more, you should understand what I mean."

"I don't give a damn what you mean!" Funan spoke directly and cursed. "Who do you think you are? Threatening me? And besides, who gave you the courage to make demands of someone stronger than you?"

"Three tailed beasts and 100 million for each village? You are a dwarf, you are not tall, but you have very high ideas."

"If you don't accept it, let's fight. I have four tailed beasts, why should I be afraid of the only one you have in hand?"

Onoki looked at Funan deeply and said: "Is this your choice?"

"Are you impressed? Doesn't it make you want to fall to your knees and surrender? Doesn't it make you want to thank me?"

Onoki stopped talking.

The Raikage said lightly: "If that's the case, there is no need to talk, let's go!"

"Wait, Raikage-dono, please wait!" Mifune was anxious.

"Hokage!" Mifune turned to Funan. "What do you really want to reach an agreement with?"

"Do you believe me or not, I will take off my shoes and beat you!"

Funan looked at Mifune coldly and said: "Blame me? Listen to this dwarf, what conditions did he propose? Three tailed beasts, 400 million ryo? Haha, Mifune, do you agree?"

Mifune's tone became heavier, and he said: "So, we need to discuss calmly and discuss a choice that will not cause a war!"

Funan curled his lips in disdain and said: "Listen to what they said just now, are they sincere? They want me to hand over the tailed beasts and also give them money, damn it, what, have I been raising them? I'm not their father! Why would I give them anything? Mifune, don't you believe it?"

"How about this, I will take them as my adopted sons, and I will consider giving them some."

He stared at Mei with a covetous look and said: "Especially you, you must call me daddy!"

Terumi Mei was so angry that she almost fainted.

"Very well, no need to say anything!" The Raikage said coldly: "Uchiha Funan, see you on the battlefield."

Funan raised a middle finger and said: "I promise, I will beat the shit out of you."

Onoki was about to speak but was interrupted by Funan.

"Don't say anything. You're not even the slightest bit scary looking. Come back when you're a little older!"

Onoki almost fainted.

Mei was about to speak when she was interrupted.

"Honey, don't talk now. We'll talk alone later."

Mei felt like she couldn't catch her breath.

Funan looked at Rasa. "By the way, what are you doing here?"

Rasa: "..."

Seeing that things were out of control and a war was about to start, Mifune couldn't help but shout angrily. "Hokage-sama!"

"What are you doing?!!!" Funan roared to the sky.

The huge sound scared Mifune so much that he shivered and almost sat on the ground. He even drew his sword with trembling hands.

Around him, almost all the samurai were fully ready to fight.

"What's wrong?" Funan said with a smirk. "Are you going to attack me?" His eyes glowed and the Sharingan appeared in his eyes. "Tell me, how do you want to fight? One on one? Or all of you against me? You choose."

"Stop, stop!" Mifune shouted. "All retreat!"

"Hmph!" Funan snorted as he watched the samurai retreat. He slowly stood up and said: "Mei, let's talk alone."

"No need!" Terumi Mei took a deep breath and said coldly: "Since the Hokage is ready to go to war with the four shinobi villages, what else is there to talk about? Let's go back and prepare for the battle."

Funan smiled and said: "Of course there is a lot to talk about. And we need to talk about it calmly and in detail."

Mei's expression darkened and she said coldly: "I have nothing to talk about with you."

"Then goodbye!" Funan also said simply: "I'll see you on the battlefield. Oh, and don't worry, although we only have four tailed beasts in Konoha, on the Kirigakure battlefield we'll only release three. We're not that ruthless."

"Wait!" Mei shouted. "What do you want to talk about? Let's talk!"

"No, it's boring." Funan shook his head decisively. "Look at your current appearance, making me seem like I'm forcing you? Am I such a person?"

Mei forced a laugh and said: "How could it be? Hokage-sama, please, talk to me, I admire you so much, I just want to talk to you alone, let's talk in detail."

Mifune watched the scene with a twitch of his mouth, feeling that it was impossible to look directly at what was happening.

Mei didn't care about anything anymore.

Funan squinted his eyes, looked at Mifune, and said: "Go on, get a small room. Make sure it's discreet and has good sound insulation."

Mifune: "..."

Reluctantly, Mifune offered them a room.

Funan took Mei by the hand and led her inside.

"Come on, hurry up!" Funan exclaimed as soon as he entered. "I'm dying of impatience. There's no time to waste, let's act quickly! Although we're all shinobi, the last thing we should do is hold back."

"Enough, Hokage!" Terumi Mei said with a gloomy face. "What do you want to do? Will the cooperation between Kirigakure and Konoha continue?"

"You're really boring." Funan curled his lips and said: "Cooperation? Sure, we continue with business as usual."

Terumi Mei fell into deep thought.

"Kirigakure won't send troops!"

Terumi Mei gave her own conditions.

"Not enough!" Funan said without hesitation: "Kirigakure needs to mobilize 10,000 shinobi, 5,000 at the border of Konoha, and 5,000 at the border of Kumogakure."

Mei frowned and said coldly: "Hokage, don't push your luck."

"Mei!" Funan said meaningfully: "Do you really think that I can't do anything in the face of the attacks of Kumogakure and Iwagakure."

Mei's face showed signs of uncertainty.

"Okay!"

Mei made a decision quickly.

"Only... our business dealings will have to start after the war breaks out."

Funan smiled and said: "Okay, I promise you!"

...

The summit ended, and the result was as expected: there were no agreements.

Konoha had developed too quickly, enough to worry the other villages, so they were now beginning to take action.

"Well, the Five Kage Summit is over. To each his own." Funan stood up with a carefree movement and left the room, muttering to himself: "What will I eat when I return?"

"Braised meat?"

"Steamed?"

"Yugao?"

"Kurenai?"

"Shirayu?"

"Yako?"

"Guren?"

"Or maybe...?"

The corners of Kakashi's eyes twitched.

How can you not be exhausted to death!

Seeing this, Mifune couldn't help but say again: "Hokage-sama, can't we talk again?"

"Talk about what?" Funan looked at Mifune with a smile and said: "Talk about how you blackmailed our Konoha? Mifune, we are all well-known figures in the shinobi world, so we should have some dignity, although it's not very glorious to rob openly."

Mifune was silent.

However, his eyes gradually became cold.

They couldn't allow Konoha to dominate completely.

If they did, not only would the peace of the shinobi world be in danger. If Uchiha Funan came up with the idea of ​​unifying the shinobi world, how could the Land of Iron be saved?

Absolutely impossible!

The Land of Iron would also be engulfed in flames of war.

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