Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

The Land of Iron has been very busy recently.

Because news has spread that the Five Kage Summit will be held in the Land of Iron.

Five of the most influential people in the world will go to the Land of Iron.

The general of the Land of Iron, Mifune, was very nervous.

After all, he had just become a general, and if this summit was ruined, it would definitely affect his position.

The impact on the Land of Iron would also be enormous.

So Mifune decided to oversee everything personally, determined that everything would turn out perfectly.

Furthermore, he understood that this was an opportunity to make the voice of the Land of Iron resonate in the shinobi world.

If all went well, the Land of Iron's position in the shinobi world would change radically.

The summit was scheduled to take place in five days.

According to the itinerary, Funan will set off now.

He delegated all the work to Itachi and Yako, and set off for the Land of Iron with Kakashi and Guy.

"The Land of Iron is a neutral country. The samurai leader of the Land of Iron served as host of the first Five Kage Summit precisely because he does not have a bias in favor of any village. Because of this, there was an agreement between the shinobi villages to allow the Land of Iron, a country without shinobi, to serve as a bridge for communication between other shinobi villages."

"The Land of Iron is not weak in national strength. They are protected by samurai and have their own unique culture and independent power."

Kakashi introduced the Land of Iron in detail to Funan on the way.

"Neutral?" Funan smiled sarcastically.

There is no such thing as absolute neutrality in this world.

The Land of Iron only wishes to maintain a balance between the warring shinobi villages.

If anyone tried to gain an absolute advantage, the Land of Iron would inevitably oppose it.

If Konoha could take on the other villages on equal terms, that would be ideal. But if they got the upper hand...

Mifune, what decision would you make then?

And what would the Land of Iron do?

"Hey, you two, listen up!" Funan suddenly looked at Kakashi and Guy and said: "If any emergency occurs, you guys must protect yourselves first. Especially you, Guy, remember that you can't open the Eighth Gate, you hear me?"

"Hokage-sama!"

Funan waved his hand, interrupting Guy and said: "I don't want you to protect me. If you're in danger, the Seventh Gate is more than enough for you to flee. Guy, if necessary, flee with Kakashi. Also, you're not the main target, understood?"

Kakashi and Guy looked at each other and nodded. "Yes!"

"I hope you really obey orders!"

"Don't forget, I am the Hokage!"

The three of them resumed their march.

At the same time, the other Kage had also left their villages and headed to the Land of Iron.

Suddenly, the entire shinobi world seemed to have entered a tense calm.

Everyone was waiting and awaiting the outcome of this summit.

But while the leaders were meeting to negotiate, the subordinates were busy preparing for war. There was a constant movement of troops and supplies.

Deep down, everyone knew that nothing good would come out of this negotiation.

The first to arrive was Onoki. After all, he was able to fly.

Shortly after, the Raikage arrived.

Then the Mizukage...

Even Rasa came in person.

In previous meetings Rasa had sent Pakura in his place. This was the first time he had appeared in person.

Of course, there was another reason. Pakura had disappeared.

After leaving Konoha and entering Suna territory, Pakura had mysteriously disappeared, and so far no trace of her had been found.

Not only Pakura, but some of her most loyal followers had also disappeared.

Although this had not been made public, many already suspected that Pakura had betrayed her village.

When all the Kage were gathered, they realized that Funan had not yet arrived.

"Where is the Hokage?!" The Raikage roared. "Isn't he supposed to be here already? Where is he?"

Mifune said helplessly: "My men told me that no trace of the Hokage was found in the territory of the Land of Iron."

The Raikage almost jumped up in anger.

Others also looked unhappy.

Onoki said coldly: "Did you see it? This is the Hokage."

"It shouldn't be like this." Mei said in surprise. "My spies told me that the Hokage has indeed left Konoha and set off for the Land of Iron."

"So where is he now?"

The four Kage were silent, and they all had a bad premonition in their minds.

Is that person planning to cause trouble?

...

Funan, along with Kakashi and Guy, was enjoying some hot springs somewhere in the Land of Iron.

As for why the people of the Land of Iron hadn't discovered them...

Nonsense!

A Kage-level, two Elite Jonin who can compete with Kage-level, if they are found by the people of the Land of Iron, then they will just crash to death, what's the point of the Shinobi World War, just kill yourself!

Funan had implanted another Sharingan into Kakashi's empty eye socket. Meanwhile, Guy had been slightly enhanced with the power of a special fruit from Funan.

With these two guys, Funan is looking forward to a battle with the Raikage and the others!

At this moment, Funan was humming while soaking in the hot spring, enjoying the tranquility.

Too bad there were no women around, just two men. And one of them was a perverted guy who always wore a mask. The other kept shouting nonsense about his youthful energy.

Funan sighed.

It's so hard for me!

"Kakashi, is this okay?" Guy whispered into Kakashi's ear.

"What can I do?" Kakashi said helplessly: "Maybe, Hokage-sama has his own considerations."

"What are you two mumbling about?"

Funan said unhappily: "If I had known, I wouldn't have brought you. Kurenai, Guren, or Yugao... any of them would have been much better than you two."

After hesitating, Guy said: "Hokage-sama, won't it cause us trouble if we don't go to the Five Kage Summit right now?"

"What problem is it going to cause?" Funan replied indifferently. "I am the protagonist, and the protagonist should be the last to arrive."

Guy and Kakashi were both stunned.

After a short silence, Kakashi slowly said: "Hokage-sama, can I ask a question?"

"Speak."

"In your memory…" Kakashi whispered: "When is the Five Kage Summit?"

Funan casually said: "Isn't it tomorrow afternoon?"

Kakashi and Guy were struck by lightning instantly.

Seeing these two people, Funan was silent.

After a long time, he whispered: "Do you want to tell me that I remembered it wrong?"

Kakashi, his lips trembling, replied: "Today! Hokage-sama, the Five Kage Summit is today!"

"Kakashi..." Funan gave him a smile that looked like that of an understanding father.

Kakashi shuddered and said immediately: "Hokage-sama, it's not my fault! I reminded you of the schedule many times all the way here!"

Funan said faintly: "Kakashi, it is your duty to share your leader's concerns."

Kakashi sighed and said: "Hokage-sama, could you please find someone else to bother? If I take on this responsibility, I will definitely die."

"Okay!" Funan stood up reluctantly and said: "Let's go. I guess we can still make it in time."

Kakashi felt like he didn't know where to begin to criticize the situation.

"Guy!"

"Here!"

"You have thirty minutes of break."

"Huh?"

"Go rest. In thirty minutes your rest ends."

"Yes!" Guy answered firmly, although not fully understanding, but he always obeys the Hokage's orders.

However...

When he reached the door, Guy was confused.

Rest? Thirty minutes? What can I do in such a short time? Bah, I better start training.

"Burning youth! Burn with all your power! Auuuuh!" Guy roared and started running upside down.

His energy was such that it frightened several people, who fled thinking they had encountered a madman.

The spies of the Land of Iron quickly reported the news to Mifune.

"Everyone."

Mifune looked helplessly at the Kage who were about to leave and said: "Hokage-sama has reached the Land of Iron and is on his way."

Raikage said with a gloomy face: "Do you want us to wait for him here?"

'Well, if you want to leave, go ahead.' Mifune thought this, but only showed a smile. With effort, he managed to calm the Raikage down.

Knowing that Funan was on his way, none of the Kage really thought about leaving. The topic they had to discuss at this meeting was too serious. Some village could be destroyed if they didn't deal with it properly, and none of them could afford to act out of pride.

Even the irascible Raikage and the overbearing Onoki swallowed their pride.

Uchiha Funan's dishonesty is well-known in the shinobi world.

When Funan finally arrived, his first words nearly caused the Kage to overturn the table in outrage.

"I am the Hokage, the Kage of the most powerful shinobi village. I should have been the first to arrive! What does this mean, you guys getting here before me? Are you challenging me?"

What the hell?!

Mifune was stunned.

Kakashi and Guy were also confused.

Guy said excitedly: "Did you see him?! That's my Hokage!"

"Enough, Hokage!" The Raikage slammed the table into pieces as he screamed. "Are you really going to continue with this?"

[Bang!]

Funan hit what was left of the table, shattering it, and shouted: "What?! Now it turns out that you're right? Don't forget that I'm the Hokage!"

The Raikage was so angry that he was almost blowing smoke out of his nose.

The other Kage were confused.

"Enough, enough!" Mifune stepped forward to interrupt again, smiling on the surface, but cursing in his mind.

Finally, the five people sat down.

Throughout the process, Funan did not stop provoking.

"What are you looking at, huh? Do you think you're important just because you're a dark-skinned guy?"

"And you, what's wrong with you? Do you think that because you have a big nose you are very special? One meter tall!"

"What are you looking at? Do you think we don't know you? The shame among the Kage, actually go mining? Damn, my Hokage Rock is not yet completed, do you want me to hire you to help me finish it?"

"And you, is it great to be beautiful? Still looking? If you look again, I will eat you!"

After a circle, everyone except Mei, who kept an expressionless face, began to clench their fists, furious.

Rasa almost forgot that he was under the control of the Kotoamatsukami and had to obey Funan's orders at all costs.

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