Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

"Quiet!" The leading guard shouted with black lines all over his head.

Luffy turned his head and asked, "Who are you?"

The leading guard said: "We are the white beret army, directly under the priest, and I am Captain McKinley of the beret army."

As he said that, McKinley showed the photo uploaded by the surveillance officer Amazon, and said: "Everyone has no room for excuses, we have received the photos taken by the surveillance officer of Gate of Heaven..."

Without waiting for McKinley to continue, Lin Hai exclaimed: "Everyone, do you see? My photo is the most handsome!"

"Roar!" Sanji said angrily, "Mine is the most handsome."

Lin Hai: "Mine!"

Sanji: "Mine!"

Lin Hai: "Mine!"

This scene made McKinley on the side feel offended for the second time!

"Quiet!" When McKinley was about to say something, he suddenly realized that he forgot what he was here for?

The coast of Yunhai was quiet for a few seconds, everyone stared wide-eyed...

Lu Fei took the lead and said: "I'm not interested in what you said, if it's okay, we're going to take risks."

After finishing speaking, Lu Fei looked at Lin Hai, his eyes lit up and said, "Hey Lin Hai, is there really delicious food on that island?"

Sauron replied, "It would be best if there were wine and a sword."

With red hearts in his eyes, Sanji looked at the sky and said, "Big beauty, big beauty..."

And Nami muttered with eyes full of money: "Treasure, treasure..."

McKinley, who was on the side, for some reason at this time, wanted to find a piece of tofu, and then crashed to death!

The furious McKinley immediately said loudly: "That's enough, I say you have already committed two crimes. The first is to enter the Kingdom of God illegally. The second is to hinder us from carrying out our work!"

Lu Fei punched the palm of his other hand, and suddenly said: "I remember, Lin Hai said that you are here to cause trouble, get out of the way..."

Usopp quickly covered Luffy's mouth, and then said, "You know but don't say it."

Lu Fei said simply: "But they are here to make trouble, let me go, I want to beat you up, uh uh..."

Regardless of Kimmelley's expression, Usopp covered Luffy's mouth!

At this time, Sanji asked, "What do you mean by illegal entry?"

Robin explained: "To enter the Kingdom of God, each person needs to pay one billion Ike. According to Konis's explanation just now, one billion Ike is [-] Baileys. We did not pay at that time."

Usopp replied: "But didn't that mother-in-law say that you can come in without paying?"

McKinley said: "It's useless. Don't make excuses. Plead guilty quickly. But you don't need to panic. Illegal entry is only a No. 11 crime in the sanction of heaven. If you are willing to accept the punishment, you will be punished immediately. Can be a safe traveler.”

"What?" Sanji said speechlessly: "This kind of thing should have been said earlier, it caused a false alarm for all of us, tell me, what is the punishment?"

McKinley explained: "It's very simple, as long as you pay ten times the entry fee. As long as you pay it off on the spot, the crimes you committed can be written off on the spot. One person, 100 billion Ike... "

"What did he say? So we need to pay 800 billion Ikes, which is 800 million Baileys?" Nami ran away in an instant, wanting to beat McKinley, but was stopped by Lin Hai.

At this time, Sanji said, "Isn't this too expensive? How many tons of rice can be bought for 800 million Baileys? Who can accept that!"

McKinley replied: "What are you talking about? Isn't it enough to pay 80 Baileys?"

"That's expensive too, isn't it?" Sanji exclaimed.

Lin Hai was speechless: "I said Sanji, what are you so excited about?"

Luffy replied sincerely: "That's right, didn't Lin Hai just say that they are here for trouble? Stupid Sanji."

Sanji immediately turned his head and said, "What are you, bastard!"

Usopp looked at McKinley suspiciously, and asked, "This is the first time we've come here, and we didn't know anyone here before, right? Why are you bothering us?"

Luffy and Chopper asked at the same time: "Yeah, why?"

Before McKinley could answer, Lin Hai smiled and said, "Actually, I know the reason."

"You know?" Everyone shouted in unison.

The straw hat gang and the white berets all looked at Lin Hai, especially McKinley. The people he brought over were just looking for trouble, but how did the Qinghai man know his purpose?

At this time, Lin Hai put his hands behind his back and looked up at the sky...

Seeing Lin Hai's posture, the Straw Hats were inexplicably familiar!

"Hey." Lin Hai said vicissitudes: "It's all my fault, in fact, it's because I'm so handsome, they are very upset with me..."

Before Lin Hai could finish speaking, everyone, get down!

"Are you kidding me?" When McKinley couldn't bear it anymore and was about to scold Lin Hai, Lin Hai had already taken the lead.

"Are you kidding me?" Lin Hai stepped forward and asked, "For a handsome man like me, his words are naturally serious. Do you think I'm joking? If you want to be so crazy, you can say it?

There is a proverb in my hometown, that is, you can talk nonsense, but you can’t eat food, bah, you can eat things, but you can’t talk nonsense, you know?

In Windmill Village, I am the most handsome.This point, Luffy can fully testify.If you think about it again, as soon as we meet, you will directly charge us with two charges.Let’s not talk about the second item, just talk about the first item, how much is your monthly salary? "

"Me?" The dumbfounded McKinley replied stupidly, "It's less than a billion Ike."

Lin Hai asked: "So if you are asked to pay for this, you can't even afford it yourself? Let alone us? Do you think we look like rich people?

Especially our captain, he can eat better than ten pigs.It was because he was so good at eating that the people in the village drove him out.

You know, back then, we were still unable to support ourselves.Do you know how we felt when we were abandoned?Did you know that we have a hard life adrift at sea?

Our life is so difficult, you bastard still ask us so much money so shamelessly?Think with your ass, is that something we can afford?

When you know that we can't afford it, you still pose such a difficult problem, which is clearly embarrassing us.And the reason is that you are jealous of my handsome looks, right? "

McKinley was confused, who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do?

Lin Hai would not give him a chance to react, and continued to ask: "You have the right to remain silent, but nothing you say can cover up the fact that you are jealous of me."

After finishing speaking, Lin Hai turned his head and put his hands behind his back again, raised his head and sighed: "To sum up, being handsome is also a crime! You don't have to be so jealous of me. In fact, I am also very troubled. Time is easy. Gone, the face is easy to grow old..."

As he spoke, Lin Hai sang a song: "Spring goes and spring comes back, the flowers fade and bloom..."

Cough, out of tune, everyone was shocked.

Everyone on Yunhai Coast was pulled back to their senses by Lin Hai's broken voice, and then looked at Lin Hai in a daze, as if they had forgotten what they were going to do next.

Is Lin Hai so pitiful?Is it really that handsome?It turns out Shuai also has so many worries!

Fortunately, we are very average! !

wrong!It is this Lin Hai that is poisonous! !

"Oh!!" Luffy was the first to react, pointing at Lin Hai, and immediately exclaimed: "Everyone, Lin Hai's brain is really easy to use!"

"Well, is it time to talk about this?" Sanji took the lead and said, "By the way, what are we going to do here? I forgot..."

Good guy, really good guy, show is just show, Lin Hai actually confused his own people...

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