This Is Definitely Not Dragon Ball!!

"Impossible!!!"

"AAAAHHHHHH!!!"

In the void, two massive, dazzling beams of light crossed the skies. Amidst the heartrending screams, King Cold and Cooler fell in rapid succession, defeated.

As Yuujin expected, Goku and Vegeta easily defeated their respective opponents.

"King... King Cold!"

"Lord Cooler!"

"They're demons! Run for your lives!"

The once-invincible King Cold and Lord Cooler had been defeated, leaving their subordinates in utter disbelief and terror. Completely overwhelmed, they lost all will to fight and scattered in panic.

However, the Earth forces had no intention of letting them escape. Capitalizing on their victory, they relentlessly pursued and eradicated the fleeing enemies. With some of the more powerful foes already taken care of by Chi-Chi, the Earth forces quickly wiped out the remaining soldiers under King Cold and Cooler.

"Yuujin, we're back!"

With the battle over, Goku, Chi-Chi, and Vegeta returned to the Frieza ship.

However, the command room of the Frieza ship presented a chaotic and debauched scene. Bodies of beautiful women lay on the ground, either gasping or fainting, while Launch, dressed in a tattered uniform, was braced against the control panel as Yuujin pounded into her from behind.

Goku blinked, Chi-Chi's cheeks flushed red, and Vegeta's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"This Saiyan is a disgrace. The greatest pervert in the universe!"

Well, let's gloss over this for now...

King Cold and Cooler were undoubtedly more formidable foes than Frieza had been. However, with Yuujin and his companions' dramatic power growth, even such enemies could only meet their end at their hands.

With this battle, the Frieza family was effectively annihilated. In the empire's future expansions, it was unlikely they would encounter such strong adversaries again.

After the battle, the soldiers began clearing the battlefield and organizing the spoils. Meanwhile, Yuujin continued indulging in debauchery with Launch, Violet, and the other women aboard the Frieza ship.

As the flagship of Earth's expeditionary force, the Frieza ship was staffed entirely by women aside from Launch and the Red Silk Girls. It wasn't so much a warship as it was someone's personal harem ship.

Every time Yuujin visited the front lines, he would spend several days indulging on the Frieza ship. This time was no exception. After several days of wild entanglement with Launch and the others, Yuujin finally returned to Earth with Goku and her companions, bringing along the remains of King Cold and Cooler.

The remains of King Cold and Cooler were handed over to a group of mad scientists in the lab, tasked with converting them into biological power sources. Additionally, Yuujin ordered Pilaf's base on Earth to produce two more customized warships. Before long, Yuujin would have two more super warships named Cold and Cooler.

In the days that followed, Yuujin returned to his usual life.

By day, he trained with Goku, Chi-Chi, and Vegeta. By night, he indulged in hedonistic pleasures with Bulma and the other women. Occasionally, he would visit the front lines to check on the empire's expansion and console Launch and the others. Life was both fulfilling and carefree.

According to the original Dragon Ball storyline, the Android Saga would unfold in a few years, with Future Trunks making his appearance soon.

However, Yuujin doubted whether Future Trunks would even exist in this altered timeline.

In the original Dragon Ball, Trunks was the son of Vegeta and Bulma. However, in this timeline, Vegeta had become Vegeta (female), and Bulma was now Yuujin's wife. Trunks had essentially ceased to exist before he was even born, so it was impossible for him to travel back from the future.

Perhaps, due to the narrative's self-correction, a child resembling Trunks could travel back in time, but there was a problem: Yuujin and his wives hadn't had any children yet!

Despite being married for years, Yuujin's constant efforts with Bulma and the others hadn't resulted in any offspring. Even the sacred maids, Red Silk Girls, and other lovers he'd "corrupted" were in the same predicament.

This was not normal.

At one point, Bulma even suspected that something was wrong with Yuujin's body and dragged him for various tests, much to his indignation.

However, the results showed that Yuujin was in perfect health. Finally, they summoned Shenron using the Dragon Balls to uncover the truth.

Shenron revealed the reason: offspring exist to ensure the survival of a species, as normal beings age and die. However, Yuujin and his wives had used the Dragon Balls to gain eternal youth and immortality. They had transcended normal biological limitations. With infinite time, they no longer needed offspring to continue their lineage.

This didn't mean that Yuujin and his wives couldn't have children; it was just that their odds of conceiving were extraordinarily low. For others, it might take a few attempts, but for them, it could require thousands.

Upon learning this, Yuujin and his wives were relieved. As long as having children was possible, they had no shortage of time. Yuujin, ever the scoundrel, continued his "efforts" daily, confident that they would eventually have their own children.

In a way, this could be seen as a blessing. With his seemingly boundless energy and large number of partners, if they had children as easily as ordinary people, Yuujin might find himself becoming a father nonstop. The mere thought of such a scenario made him break into a cold sweat.

Incidentally, when Yuujin summoned Shenron, he made a unique wish: that all the children he and his wives had in the future would be beautiful, smart, and adorable girls. Compared to mischievous boys, Yuujin clearly preferred cute little girls.

Whether there were deeper reasons for this preference was something only Yuujin knew. Bulma and the others could guess a little, but they simply rolled their eyes at him.

Considering all this, Yuujin believed that Future Trunks was unlikely to appear in this timeline.

Given the current rate of progress, by the time the Androids emerged, Yuujin and Goku's group would be strong enough to handle them. Even if an anomaly arose, it would likely involve Future "Trunks" being replaced by someone like Future "Trunksia."

But to Yuujin's astonishment, Future Trunks still appeared!

To be continued...

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