The sister next door is a fairy
Chapter 111 Want to Roast Leg of Lamb
Chapter 111 Want to Roast Leg of Lamb
The sky was covered with dark clouds, and the cool breeze gusts. Xiao Ran, who was still sleeping, was awakened by a little bit of coldness on his body.
When he opened his eyes, what caught his eyes was wildly swaying green grass and churning dark clouds above his head. His head seemed to be short-circuited. In less than a breath, he finally thought of what had happened and turned over suddenly. Watching around vigilantly.
It's just that there is a lush grass all around, and it seems that there are no people at all.
In the sky, sporadic raindrops fell down, and Xiao Ran shrank his body instinctively. At this moment, he felt that something was wrong. When he looked at himself, he was suddenly dumbfounded. All that was left was a pair of big underpants, all other clothes were gone, not even the shoes.
"Damn it, this is too cruel!"
The corners of Xiao Ran's mouth twitched. He didn't expect the people from Skynet to be so sharp. They even sent a terrifying master to target them. If they stole all the money, that's all. They even stripped off their clothes and threw them To the place where this kind of bird doesn't shit.
"By the way, fat man, where's that guy?"
Xiao Ran suddenly remembered Fatty, and hurriedly got up to look for it, and found that not far from him, a piece of weeds had been sunken, so he hurried over, but saw that Fatty was just like him, only wearing a small crayon jacket. Underpants with a new pattern, naked body, sleeping soundly while hugging a smooth round stone.
Seeing this scene, Li Ran almost burst out laughing. If this scene was published on the Internet, it would definitely cause a huge sensation, but he didn't laugh because he was almost indistinguishable from the fat man.
"Hey, wake up, don't sleep..."
Xiao Ran angrily raised his foot and kicked this guy who was still sleeping.
The feet that were originally full of mud, guessed a few sober footprints on him.
"Who... who the hell hit me in my sleep?"
The fat man turned over and stood up, his movements were as slippery as a mouse's, he looked around vigilantly and asked.
When he saw Xiao Ran, he was stunned for a moment, then he leaned forward and laughed out loud.
"Brother Xiao...my brother Xiao, why did you become like this...I'm really laughing to death. In broad daylight, how decent you are to be naked. It's simply immoral."
Fatty pretended to be those old-fashioned and pedantic, and said with a straight face, how ridiculous and ridiculous that look would be.
"It's never too late to look at yourself before you laugh."
Xiao Ran looked at the fat man with pity and said, the emotional fat man has not figured out what happened until now!
Xiao Ran just smiled, but he didn't know that he was also like a bird.
After hearing what Xiao Ran said, the fat man looked down at himself, and was immediately stunned. He didn't expect that he was also naked.
"My Cao, the people at Skynet are too cruel! They even stripped us of our clothes, how can we live like this!"
The fat man immediately cursed, with a look of death on his face.
Now Xiao Ran finally understands why the fat man is in such a miserable situation. With the masters of Skynet making trouble here, it is strange that they can live comfortably!
"Brother! Do you know who that guy was last night? He is the famous hunting dog of our Skynet. When it comes to tracking, no one in Skynet can match him. He is an innate master! Let such an innate It would be too bullying for a master to deal with us!"
As he spoke, the fat man almost burst into tears of grievance.
Xiao Ran also didn't expect that guy from last night to be an innate master. At that time, he was thinking of resisting. It seemed that he was right not to resist, otherwise it might have been even worse!
After Qin Yujun's science popularization, he is no longer the novice he used to be. He knows that a master of the innate level corresponds to a master of the martial arts level!This is a whole level higher than them, and there is no room for resistance at all!
"Okay, okay, let's get out of here quickly! Let's find some clothes first! Taking advantage of the rain just now, and the rain is not too heavy, and there are not many people in this wilderness, or it's just the two of us, It’s definitely going to be popular, and maybe even hit the headlines.”
Xiao Ran kicked the fat man, and then walked towards the high place with big strides. Now he needs to find a place and get some clothes.
I still remember that they seem to be in Hanzhong. Although the hunting dog is powerful, it shouldn't be able to throw them elsewhere!Most of them are still in Hanzhong.
Seeing Li Ran's movements, the fat man also pouted his buttocks, and followed Li Ran to a small hill not far away, humming.
Only when they reach that commanding height can they see the surrounding landforms and judge where they are now.
It took half an hour before the two of them climbed to the top of the mountain.
Looking around, they found that they were surrounded by lofty mountains, some terraced fields, and a winding road in the distance, but they didn't know where it was.
"Hey, if you have a mobile phone now, it would be great, at least you can figure out where we are now."
The fat man said with a sigh.
He couldn't help but miss his life at Xiao Ran's place, he could eat whatever he wanted, especially the mutton steamed buns and roasted leg of lamb, thinking of these, his stomach growled with hunger.
"Hey……"
"Fatty, are you promising? You have been miserable so many times, and you don't care about one more time. Anyway, you have already developed antibodies. It doesn't seem like this is the first time I have encountered such a thing. You can be content!"
Seeing the constipated look on Fatty's face, Xiao Ran couldn't help but said.
"No, I want to roast the leg of lamb."
The fat man said while clutching his stomach with a sigh.
"As far as you are concerned, hurry up and get some clothes now! There is a family over there. Let's go and have a look. By the way, I haven't told you anything yet! When I set up the tent last night, There is some money buried under the tent, enough for you to eat several legs of lamb."
Xiao Ran pointed to a house halfway up the mountain in the distance and said.
As soon as Xiao Ran said that he had buried the money, the fat man regained his spirits.
"My Cao, Brother Xiao, you are awesome! Let's go find it!"
Fatty regained his energy all of a sudden, and was the first to trot in the direction of that family.
Xiao Ran didn't lie to Fatty, he buried almost 1 yuan, just to prevent any accidents from happening, he didn't expect to plan for a rainy day, it was really the right time!
The raindrops gradually grew larger, and the speed of the two of them was also brought to the extreme. From a distance, they really thought they were savages in the mountains!
After a while, they came to the family.
In the simple and old yard, a little girl who looked like six or seven years old was washing her own clothes, dressed quite plainly, like a mud monkey.
After seeing someone coming in, the little girl immediately ran into the house, still yelling crisply: "Mom, mom, two uncles came to our house naked."
Hearing this, both Li Ran and Fatty's expressions were a little strange, don't let a little girl be so contemptuous, how could they be in a good mood.
(End of this chapter)
The sky was covered with dark clouds, and the cool breeze gusts. Xiao Ran, who was still sleeping, was awakened by a little bit of coldness on his body.
When he opened his eyes, what caught his eyes was wildly swaying green grass and churning dark clouds above his head. His head seemed to be short-circuited. In less than a breath, he finally thought of what had happened and turned over suddenly. Watching around vigilantly.
It's just that there is a lush grass all around, and it seems that there are no people at all.
In the sky, sporadic raindrops fell down, and Xiao Ran shrank his body instinctively. At this moment, he felt that something was wrong. When he looked at himself, he was suddenly dumbfounded. All that was left was a pair of big underpants, all other clothes were gone, not even the shoes.
"Damn it, this is too cruel!"
The corners of Xiao Ran's mouth twitched. He didn't expect the people from Skynet to be so sharp. They even sent a terrifying master to target them. If they stole all the money, that's all. They even stripped off their clothes and threw them To the place where this kind of bird doesn't shit.
"By the way, fat man, where's that guy?"
Xiao Ran suddenly remembered Fatty, and hurriedly got up to look for it, and found that not far from him, a piece of weeds had been sunken, so he hurried over, but saw that Fatty was just like him, only wearing a small crayon jacket. Underpants with a new pattern, naked body, sleeping soundly while hugging a smooth round stone.
Seeing this scene, Li Ran almost burst out laughing. If this scene was published on the Internet, it would definitely cause a huge sensation, but he didn't laugh because he was almost indistinguishable from the fat man.
"Hey, wake up, don't sleep..."
Xiao Ran angrily raised his foot and kicked this guy who was still sleeping.
The feet that were originally full of mud, guessed a few sober footprints on him.
"Who... who the hell hit me in my sleep?"
The fat man turned over and stood up, his movements were as slippery as a mouse's, he looked around vigilantly and asked.
When he saw Xiao Ran, he was stunned for a moment, then he leaned forward and laughed out loud.
"Brother Xiao...my brother Xiao, why did you become like this...I'm really laughing to death. In broad daylight, how decent you are to be naked. It's simply immoral."
Fatty pretended to be those old-fashioned and pedantic, and said with a straight face, how ridiculous and ridiculous that look would be.
"It's never too late to look at yourself before you laugh."
Xiao Ran looked at the fat man with pity and said, the emotional fat man has not figured out what happened until now!
Xiao Ran just smiled, but he didn't know that he was also like a bird.
After hearing what Xiao Ran said, the fat man looked down at himself, and was immediately stunned. He didn't expect that he was also naked.
"My Cao, the people at Skynet are too cruel! They even stripped us of our clothes, how can we live like this!"
The fat man immediately cursed, with a look of death on his face.
Now Xiao Ran finally understands why the fat man is in such a miserable situation. With the masters of Skynet making trouble here, it is strange that they can live comfortably!
"Brother! Do you know who that guy was last night? He is the famous hunting dog of our Skynet. When it comes to tracking, no one in Skynet can match him. He is an innate master! Let such an innate It would be too bullying for a master to deal with us!"
As he spoke, the fat man almost burst into tears of grievance.
Xiao Ran also didn't expect that guy from last night to be an innate master. At that time, he was thinking of resisting. It seemed that he was right not to resist, otherwise it might have been even worse!
After Qin Yujun's science popularization, he is no longer the novice he used to be. He knows that a master of the innate level corresponds to a master of the martial arts level!This is a whole level higher than them, and there is no room for resistance at all!
"Okay, okay, let's get out of here quickly! Let's find some clothes first! Taking advantage of the rain just now, and the rain is not too heavy, and there are not many people in this wilderness, or it's just the two of us, It’s definitely going to be popular, and maybe even hit the headlines.”
Xiao Ran kicked the fat man, and then walked towards the high place with big strides. Now he needs to find a place and get some clothes.
I still remember that they seem to be in Hanzhong. Although the hunting dog is powerful, it shouldn't be able to throw them elsewhere!Most of them are still in Hanzhong.
Seeing Li Ran's movements, the fat man also pouted his buttocks, and followed Li Ran to a small hill not far away, humming.
Only when they reach that commanding height can they see the surrounding landforms and judge where they are now.
It took half an hour before the two of them climbed to the top of the mountain.
Looking around, they found that they were surrounded by lofty mountains, some terraced fields, and a winding road in the distance, but they didn't know where it was.
"Hey, if you have a mobile phone now, it would be great, at least you can figure out where we are now."
The fat man said with a sigh.
He couldn't help but miss his life at Xiao Ran's place, he could eat whatever he wanted, especially the mutton steamed buns and roasted leg of lamb, thinking of these, his stomach growled with hunger.
"Hey……"
"Fatty, are you promising? You have been miserable so many times, and you don't care about one more time. Anyway, you have already developed antibodies. It doesn't seem like this is the first time I have encountered such a thing. You can be content!"
Seeing the constipated look on Fatty's face, Xiao Ran couldn't help but said.
"No, I want to roast the leg of lamb."
The fat man said while clutching his stomach with a sigh.
"As far as you are concerned, hurry up and get some clothes now! There is a family over there. Let's go and have a look. By the way, I haven't told you anything yet! When I set up the tent last night, There is some money buried under the tent, enough for you to eat several legs of lamb."
Xiao Ran pointed to a house halfway up the mountain in the distance and said.
As soon as Xiao Ran said that he had buried the money, the fat man regained his spirits.
"My Cao, Brother Xiao, you are awesome! Let's go find it!"
Fatty regained his energy all of a sudden, and was the first to trot in the direction of that family.
Xiao Ran didn't lie to Fatty, he buried almost 1 yuan, just to prevent any accidents from happening, he didn't expect to plan for a rainy day, it was really the right time!
The raindrops gradually grew larger, and the speed of the two of them was also brought to the extreme. From a distance, they really thought they were savages in the mountains!
After a while, they came to the family.
In the simple and old yard, a little girl who looked like six or seven years old was washing her own clothes, dressed quite plainly, like a mud monkey.
After seeing someone coming in, the little girl immediately ran into the house, still yelling crisply: "Mom, mom, two uncles came to our house naked."
Hearing this, both Li Ran and Fatty's expressions were a little strange, don't let a little girl be so contemptuous, how could they be in a good mood.
(End of this chapter)
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