school babe

Amy- you know dr k?

Alice- who's that?

Amy- she's my sisters guidance counselor come therapist come family doctor come everything.

Alice- what about her?

Amy- i don't think she really listens to me.

Alice- she doesn't?

Amy- i don't think anyone listens to me.

Alice- why what happened?

Amy- ....

Alice- ....ok..

Amy- i am gonna tell you a secret and you have to keep it safe. Promise me.

Alice- i promise.

[Amy whispers into Alice's ears]

Amy- my mom read my diary.

Alice- for real?

Amy-uhuh...

Alice- oh no. What did she say?

Amy- she laughed about me and called me a duffer.

Alice- maybe you wrote funny things.

Amy- i didn't. It was all serious. I wrote about my crushes too.

Alice- oh crap.

Amy- she also showed it to my dad.

Alice-....

Amy-i hate them.

Alice- what did the doctor say?

Amy- she said it's fine that they read it.

Alice- excuse me what the fuck?

Amy- i know right? It's ridiculous! Who says that type of shit.

Alice- god i hate doctors.

Amy- me too.

Alice- i don't think you should talk to this doctor. She's a real piece of shit for saying that. We all need privacy in life.

Amy- privacy?

Alice- uhuh.

Amy- ....

Alice- come on its not always about spending alone time with your boy or husband. Jesus!

Amy-it's not?

Alice- no it's not Amy. Whatever your mom and dad told you, it's fucking bullshit.

Amy- then what is it?

Alice- privacy can be just sulking in your bed cause you don't wanna talk to anybody. Lots of things are there that you can't share nobody, not even your parents. Privacy is alone time to think by yourself. Too bad your folks are snoopy as hell.

Amy- they are. I don't wanna write diaries anymore. I burned the last ones that i had. I really wanted to keep them you know.

Alice- that's too bad.

Amy-....

Alice-....

Amy- you wanna hangout with me this weekend?

Alice- I have tuition at 6pm.

Amy- that's great. We could go out on 3pm, have lunch and go to tuition.

Alice- ok. Let's see how moms gonna react.

Amy- mom? She's chill right?

Alice- oh you have no idea. She beats me up about everything. Literally.

Amy- damn what happened?

Alice- she had a divorce....aaaand she's not been the same lately.

Amy- ...

Alice- ....

Amy- so...is she home on weekends?

Alice- no she's always working. i don't know. She's unpredictable.

Amy- what was she doing last Sunday.

Alice- she was at work.... fine you know what? She's not gonna do anything. It's not like I'm going out with boys.

Amy- attagirl!

Alice- so what's the plan?

Amy- what plan?

Alice- what do we do when we go out?

Amy- i don't know. I wanna go shopping for some jewelry and maybe cosmetics. My aunts wedding is on December.

Alice- alright. And what about lunch?

Amy- we do lunch at home and then go out. That will be easier. Anyway i have lunch at 12 pm.

Alice- that early? Damn.

Amy- why? What time do you eat?

Alice- hahaha...you are not gonna believe me.

Amy- oh come on it can't be that bad.

Alice- 4 pm.

Amy- no way.

Alice- well moms not home most of the days so i have lunch at 4...after going back from school. It's am everyday thing.

Amy- my mom would beat me up if she knew this... like seriously.

Alice- i think your mom cares about you a lot.

Amy- you don't know her. She's a big drama queen and a chameleon. Changes colors instantly in front of outsiders.

Alice- well at least she's not embarrassing you in front of outsiders.

Amy- she's not?

Alice- no. Think about it.

Amy- i don't know... i still hate her for touching my stuff.

Alice- my mom snoops around as well. That's the reason why i never wrote diaries.

Amy- good for you. But still you won't get what i feel.

Alice- ....

Amy- .....

Alice- ...

Amy- can you help me with something?

Alice- what?

[On Sunday, Amy goes to Alice's 1 bedroom apartment.]

Amy- wow your place is really cramped up dude.

Alice- well i tried cleaning up stuff except mom hates it when i touch her things.

Amy- hmm..

Alice- did you bring your make up?

Amy- no. I thought you are gonna teach me with your stuff.

Alice- no no no... i told you to bring your own makeup. My mom hates it when i touch her stuff. And anyway, all she has are a bunch of lipsticks.

Amy- what about your makeup?

Alice- i don't have makeup.

Amy- pretty please....

Alice- ...no.

Amy- i an your friend right?

Alice- ....

Amy- come on Alice.

Alice- how about we go and buy your makeup and come back here and try it out?

Amy- no it's gonna take so much time.

Alice- ....fine.

Amy- yay...

Alice- don't touch my stuff.

Amy- ok.

[Alice goes around and looks for her makeup while Amy looks through the rooms like she's been there before. Soon Amy ends up breaking a cup by putting it on the edge of the table. Alice doesn't get mad but she is pissed off.]

Alice- I'll deal with it later. Now come here.

[Amy sits on the mattress on the floor where Alice and her mom sleeps and Alice starts off with the moisturizer.]

Amy- I'm really sorry dude. I didn't mean to break the cup.

Alice- it's alright. Just don't touch anything again. Moms gonna be real pissed once she gets back.

Amy- we can fix it with glue you know.

Alice- don't talk.

Amy- ...

Alice- ....

Amy- wait i wanna see how you do this.

Alice-i put a mirror in your lap.

Amy- oh. This is nice. Is this what you guys use? No wonder i was like.... "why's there no mirror in the whole apartment?"...like there's not even one in the bathroom.... hahaha.

Alice- don't talk.

Amy- sorry..

Alice- ....

Amy-...

Alice-....

Amy- don't put too much eyeliner.

Alice- I'm not.

Amy- ok... it looks like you are.

Alice- I'm trying to make smoky eyes.

Amy- can't you make wings?

Alice- well i could but not this time. I don't have liquid eyeliner anyway.

Amy- ....

Alice- it's almost done.

Amy- what about lipstick?

Alice- yeah I'm putting it at last.

Amy- ok.

[Alice finishes with the setting spray and sighs.]

Amy- ...

Alice- all done.

Amy- ....

Alice- you like it?

Amy- i don't know. What do you think? Will Aaron like it?

Alice- Aaron?

Amy- probably will like it.

Alice- ....

Amy-well thanks.

Alice- no problem.

Amy- Alice can i keep this lip gloss? Please...

Alice- ugh fine....

Amy- you are the best!

Alice- yeah yeah.

Amy- I'm gonna go now.

Alice- oh wait I'm gonna get dressed then.

Amy- no need. I think this is alright.

Alice- what about your shopping?

Amy- mom didn't give me any money except for bus.

Alice- ....ok.

Amy- Thanks so much Alice. You're the best.

Alice- hmm..

Amy- ugh by the way do you have any makeup remover?

Alice- no. You have some at home right?

Amy- of course i do. But moms gonna catch me if she finds me all prettyed up. I need to wash this off outside.

Alice- are you going out with Aaron?

Amy- yeah. wait how did you know?

Alice- you told me just now.

Amy- oh... hahaha.

Alice- well when you guys are out just buy some facewash on the way home.

Amy- hmm... that's not a bad idea. Wait you have lot of facewash right?

Alice- it's my mom's so she's gonna find out if one goes missing..

Amy- please just 1.

Alice- you do get a lot of pocket money and i think you can afford a face wash since you feed your friends ice cream every few days.

Amy- that's my lunch money.

Alice- too bad you should have saved it.

Amy- you can just say no you know. Don't have to be a bitch all the time. Ugh. I'm leaving.

Alice- ...

Amy- bye. Let's meet again tomorrow.

Alice- ...ok.

[Alice is too stunned to speak as Amy just called her a bitch. Later Alice looks through her makeup kit while cleaning up the room and finds out that Amy also stole her brushes and her favorite lipstick too. Alice gets really pissed and gets ready to fight with Amy the next time she meets.]

Girl- oh i saw that picture you put up on instagram yesterday. Did you do the makeup?

Amy- hell yeah.

Girl- oh.

Amy- ...why is something wrong?

Girl- no hahaha.... it's nothing.

Amy- dude be honest with me. What's going on?

Girl- look don't blame me. It's not my words ok? Andrea saw the photo and sent it to the group and Lea said that you looked like a fucking hooker. Not my words Amy.

Amy- what group? Why didn't you guys add me? What the fuck?

Girl- ok Andrea made the gossip girls group chat on July. I didn't know about it until 2 weeks ago. It's not my freaking fault ok? Cher agreed to add me cause i really wanted to know what was this group all about. It was all out of curiosity.

Amy- why didn't you say something on my behalf?! Anyway i didn't do the makeup, it was Alice. I knew she was not good with makeup.

Girl- what would i say?! They would rip me to shreds. You know Bonnie and her girlfriends right? They are nothing but a bunch of bullies.

Amy- yeah right.

Alice- what's up guys.

Amy- hey Alice.

Girl- hey Alice.

Alice- so how was the date with Aaron?

Amy- ...what- what date?

Girl- with Aaron? You? Amy? Is this real?

Alice- oh too bad you didn't know. What did you guys do on the date? Play house?

Amy- what do you mean?

Alice- you stole my fucking makeup on Sunday didn't you?

Amy- no. I didn't. Did you check your room?

Alice- come on now, you even bragged about it on insta. You can stop pretending now and give me back my stuff.

Amy- I'm not pretending! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M PRETENDING? Oh my god.

Alice- its cause you are.

Girl- come on now Alice. I know Amy, she didn't do it.

Alice- "oh she didn't do it." just shut the fuck up lily. You weren't there when this happened so you don't have the right to say. Stay out of it.

Amy- she has every right to say it. She's my fucking friend unlike you who did the trash makeup.

Alice- oh really? Trash makeup?

Amy- uhuh...

Alice- fine then pay me back for my stuff you stole you fucking crook. That should it right?

Amy- hahaha as if. You should say goodbye to them. Anyway a bitch like you deserves—

[Alice hits Amy in the face causing her to bleed from her mouth. She doesn't let her finish the sentance. Lily shouts and tries to tackle Alice but she gets whooped as well. Three of then scream and fight in the class, ending up toppling tables and chairs, lily crying and lying in the floor while Alice shakes Amy by her collar, almost tearing her school uniform. In the end, they all are taken to the pincipals office and the whole blame goes to Alice cause she started the fight. Alice gets away with a scolding cause she is a good student now. Later, the kids apologise to her before the exams and some even offer to buy back the stolen makeup. Amy comes crawling back like a fly cause she is bad at studies and assignments. Alice is not immune to hate but none can disagree that she is also a baller during exam season.]