Pokemon: Jordinio Version

The first thing I did upon waking up with my alarm and learning that I'd received the five TM's I wanted, was check my bank balance.

₱ 319,917.

My god, it was beautiful. It's pretty much the same as if I had this much in dollars, and I've never had anywhere near this amount of cash in my life, heck my savings before I ended up here were only a few grand. I couldn't wipe the grin from my face, if I tried. If it weren't for the fact that it was early morning and on one of the beds across the room Hilda was snoring away - not cute by the way - I would have probably been hollering and shouting excitedly. It would probably include some hip thrusting and making muscles at myself in the mirror while I smirked like a smug little preening bastard as well.

So, I contented myself with just pulling on a pair of shorts and a tank top and slipping in to my boots. I frowned as I eyed my boots, 'I should get some good trainers for working out.' I mused, before shaking my head.

I'll take care of that later. For now though, I've got some morning training to get done with my pokemon. If nothing else, I've always been pretty good at getting up on time for things. Well, ever since I left High School anyway. Funny how that worked out, huh?

Before leaving the room though. I pulled out the TM Case and slipped Charmander's pokeball into it. And with just a little bit of fiddling, I managed to transfer the knowledge on Blast Burn, Dragon Dance and Dragon Rush into the fire type through the pokeball. And then I replaced Charmander's pokeball with Milotic's, and I repeated the process, downloading the information and such for Recover through the pokeball and into my beautiful newly evolved water type pokemon.

'With Life Dew and Recover, Milotic is stacked for healing,' I mused, before chuckling. But I wasn't done there, I took it a step beyond and also transferred the knowledge on Aqua Ring to the water serpent, 'Now she'll be able to heal herself instantly, passively heal on the fly and heal others.'

Overkill? What's that? Does it taste good? Now I've got two white mages on the team. You never skimp on the white mages.

And to finish things up, I replaced Milotic's pokeball with Graveler's, and passed on the knowledge of Rock Throw from the TM I got from slapping around Brock to him.

I put the TM Case away in my bag now that I was done with it. 'That leaves me with just one TM's left in Hydro Cannon.' I hummed to myself as I grabbed my belt and fastened it around my waist. It looked a bit weird, not being threaded through jeans or anything like that and absolutely stacked with twelve shrunken red and white pokeballs, but I couldn't help but pose in in front of the mirror as I passed by it on my way out of the room and admiring myself.

"You are one sexy beast," I praised myself, before striking a pose, tensing out my biceps, "Hoo-Ha!" I preened, pressing a quick pair of kisses to the guns. Gotta admire them gains. And I am gaining fast.

Honestly, a body this young should not be able to have biceps like this. Even if this body should be approaching thirteen in the next few weeks. 'I suppose I owe it all to my amazing Chansey.'

Eat your heart Goku. That noob could only wish to have a Chansey! Dende, who's that? Chansey rules, green god drools! Real men use pink.

God, Chansey is awesome. I gotta do something nice for her. I wouldn't be anywhere near this awesometacularly badass without her.

After admiring my reflection for just a little bit longer, I gave myself a pair of finger guns and a wink, before leaving the room behind, shutting the door gently and quietly behind me so as to not wake up my new (temporary)travelling companion.

I paused outside the room. 'What was I thinking about again?' I blinked stupidly. Before clicking my fingers as it came to me, "Ah right, the only TM I have left now is Hydro Cannon." I mused as I began making my way down the quiet hallway of the living area of the pokemon centre.

It might have seemed like an odd choice to go for. Hydro Cannon was an incredibly powerful and awesome attack. But only water type starters can learn it. And I don't have any water type starters.

Yet.

See, I've got many plans. And one of the first I'm putting into motion the second Pidgeotto evolves, is heading to a certain island not far off from Cinnabar Island, one I've already mapped out from memory, I think.

A certain island where a ton of Squirtle and Wartortle are. And while they all are amazing and I'm gonna catch them all, the true grand prize is the single pokemon they all live with, and their leader. A Blastoise.

I figure that once Pidgeotto evolves into Pidgeot, all of my team should have grown strong enough to handle taking the island of water type starters on and beat them down for me to capture.

I' definitely going to buy a Sun Stone and a Leaf Stone later today. I'm going to be training Oddish and Bellsprout hard until they evolve. I don't have any electric types right now, so they're going to be my pair of tickets and leads when they're a Bellossom and Victreebel to taking down the Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise.

Powder attacks go brrrrrr baby.

See, beyond my utter love for all the pokemon I'm coming across. I'm not just randomly catching them. They all have their uses. And the two grass types, alongside Metapod when he evolves will make for great pokemon for capturing other pokemon easily.

Honestly, I can just imagine all the derpy fucks that would complain at what I'm doing, 'y ur u nert dewin opteemol stratz yoo eeeedeeeyot derp, yar shood bey aiymon fer sooparr coolz monz loike tyranitar and not weeeaky stoof like dat dumb Ratercateateate derp'. There would also probably be some fucking weirdo complaining about how I'm not going after a Gardevoir to fuck it.

I burst out laughing, I couldn't help it. Yeah that sounded like the common cheeto crusted fingered neckbeard that liked to talk hot shit about how they would totally be much more smart about things if they got tossed into this world or something like that.