One Piece: Don't Worry, I'm a Doctor

Vir wouldn't go too hard on his own crew.

After all, sustainability is important when managing resources.

You can't just harvest everything at once—you need to go at a steady pace.

But when it comes to disposable experience packs, especially the foul-mouthed ones, Vir never holds back!

He goes all out!

The sound of *thuds* echoed continuously.

But in reality, Foxy had long since passed out.

Vir was just giving his face a little touch-up.

Otherwise, it would be difficult for him to proceed.

At this point, Foxy's signature long red nose had been completely flattened.

His facial features had been evened out significantly.

After another round of fierce *thuds*, Vir finally stopped.

"Phew… finally done."

As Vir pulled his hand back, Foxy's face was exposed to the Straw Hat crew behind him.

His miserable state made everyone gasp in shock!

"Hiss~~ This is the flattest face I've ever seen in my life."

"Is he made of rubber too? How can a face change shape like that?"

"Vir, you're way too scary! You completely flattened him!"

The crew couldn't stop exclaiming in disbelief.

Vir looked at Foxy's current face and finally felt satisfied.

It wasn't that he made him look better.

He just made it look less like a face.

As long as it didn't look like a face, it was fine.

Now, all he needed to do was record some harsh words on a loudspeaker and play them on loop next to his ear. That should do the trick.

Thinking of this, Vir pulled out the large loudspeaker he had just exchanged for.

He walked toward the Straw Hat crew with the device in hand.

Time to record and get started!

As long as he played his cards right and the system rewarded him with an ability related to Foxy's Noro-Noro Beam…

Then there was a high chance it would be time-related!

A power like that would be incredibly useful!

At the very least, it would be a game-changer when dealing with Aokiji in the future.

He still didn't know how long the incense would work on him. If it only lasted a fraction of a second, he might not be able to follow up in time.

In that case, a time-based ability would be absolutely critical.

Even though it was just a possibility, Vir wanted to ensure he was fully prepared.

As Vir approached, Chopper was the first to speak up.

"Big bro… you're not planning to…"

Chopper still felt indignant.

So, he instinctively wanted to ask Vir not to heal this guy.

But halfway through his sentence, he suddenly realized something.

If big bro did heal him, wouldn't that just make it worse for him?

Never mind, forget it.

Let big bro do his thing.

Vir, holding the loudspeaker, gave a puzzled look at Chopper, who had suddenly shut his mouth.

Seeing that he had nothing more to say, Vir pressed the record button on the loudspeaker!

"Alright, everyone, I need you to accurately describe that guy over there."

"Each of you, say one line. This is important for my next phase of treatment."

After speaking, Vir handed the loudspeaker to a bewildered Luffy.

Luffy looked at Foxy in the distance.

Then, uncertainly, he said, "Split-head?"

He wasn't sure if that was the kind of evaluation Vir wanted, but that was all he could think of.

Foxy, lying on the ground in a drugged haze, visibly twitched.

In his subconscious, he was already kneeling in despair.

'How can he say something so hurtful…'

But Luffy was just the beginning.

Nami: "Red-nosed clown!"

Usopp: "Butt-head!"

Zoro: "Squinty eyes!"

Sanji: "Donkey face!"

Chopper: "Shorty!"

Robin: "Duck voice!"

Finally, Vir added one last line.

"Damn wuss!"

With that, he stopped the recording.

At this moment, Foxy was already trembling violently.

His limbs spasmed uncontrollably!

In his subconscious space, he had completely broken down into tears.

These people…

They had no manners!

How could they say such things about him?!

All he wanted was to steal all of them away!

Why treat him like this?!

This relentless wave of verbal attacks was about to make his mind explode.

As Vir watched Foxy convulse on the ground, he couldn't suppress the grin on his face.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have gained 2,000 negative points!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have gained 1,800 negative points!]

His negative points had instantly multiplied several times over!

And he hadn't even done anything yet.

Looks like finding the right method really does make everything more efficient!

Who would've thought this guy was a hidden gold mine?

Thinking this, Vir placed the loudspeaker next to Foxy's ear and set it to loop.

As for the treatment plan, he already had everything figured out.

This guy only had some internal injuries—nothing too serious.

He just needed to heal those internal wounds, and it'd be fine.

And for that, Vir was fully prepared.

He pulled out a special healing agent he had developed.

All he had to do was apply it directly to the internal wounds, and they would heal in no time.

That was the theory.

As for the method… that was entirely up to Vir.

Vir first pulled out a pair of gloves in a sickly mix of yellow and green.

After slowly putting them on, he began coating his hands with the healing agent.

As he applied the agent, he spoke to Foxy.

"I'm going to heal you now."

"I just need to apply this directly to your internal injuries."

Foxy froze for a moment.

Huh?

After beating me up like this… now you want to heal me?

Bro, is this some kind of new sick game for you?

He glanced at the green-stained gloves, his face darkening.

But recalling Vir's medical reputation and the constant pain in his gut…

Foxy had no choice but to put his hopes in Vir.

It was just applying some medicine…

It shouldn't be too bad, right?

As he thought this, Vir finished preparing.

He then crouched in front of Foxy.

He gestured over his stomach for a while.

Just as Foxy thought Vir was going to make an incision and apply the medicine—

Something unexpected happened.

Vir, after confirming the location, didn't use any surgical tools.

Instead, he punched Foxy's stomach with full force!

A fist-sized hole was blown open in Foxy's abdomen.

Everyone on-site was caught completely off guard!

Foxy's face turned pale with terror.

Wha—

Brother.

Are you saving me or killing me?!

Why is the treatment making my injuries worse?!

Can't you do this properly?!

But Vir ignored his reaction.

He immediately shoved his hand into the wound and started rubbing the medicine inside.

The pain of the wound being touched, combined with the weird sensation of Vir's rubbing, made Foxy's eyes widen in horror!

After a short while, Vir finished up.

He casually stitched up the hole.

The system notification rang out.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have gained 5,000 negative points!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have obtained the ability: Time Domain!]

[Time Domain: Upon activation, slows down time within half a meter for 0.3 seconds!]