Naruto: Winds and Changes

"YOU!" Kurenai's face leaned into Kakaki's, her lips near his ear. "Pervert." She whispered in a seductive voice.

Kakashi's one eye widened even further, his face turned completely red, even though most of it could not be seen and steam began pouring out of his ears. Then his eyes rolled up in the back of his head as he passed out, falling to the floor as Kurenai let him go, a trickle blood appearing from inside his mask and began spreading across the fabric.

There was a puff of smoke surrounding Kurenai, before it cleared to reveal Naruto standing there with a frown. Wow, I didn't think that would actually work. Guess I shouldn't underestimate just how powerful this technique is against perverts. He frowned a bit as he touched his chest. It had felt really creepy and gross having Kakashi touch his chest like that in his female form. I'm going to have to look into that, that was just… He shuddered a bit before shaking the feeling off.

Naruto was just about to drag Kakashi over to the training posts when inspiration struck him.

He looked down at Kakashi and grinned mischievously.

Kakashi woke up with a groan, wondering what had hit him. He tried to move a hand up to his face, only to realize that he could not move his hand.

Come to think of none of limbs are moving! Kakashi opened his eyes and paled at what he found.

He was currently tied up with grade a ninja wire in such a way that he could not even wiggle. But that was not the worst of it. No, what the worst part was, was that he was hanging over the female side of the hot springs. He also recognized several of those girls, those ones being Inuzuka Hana, Mitirashi anko, Yuuhi Kurenai and Uzuki Yugao. Even worse all of his Icha Icha books were hanging with him.

A little ways away the naruto kage bunshin who had been left there grinned when he saw Kakashi wake up. He took out a kunai and cut the two wires, letting both Kakashi and his books fall into the water.

Kakashi hit the water with a splash, coughing and sputtering as he came up. As he felt the bonds from the ninja wire loosen, he became acutely aware of the killing intent being Directed at him. He paled as he looked up and saw all of the girls leering down at him. He took a quick gaze as their beautiful bodies, knowing he was already a dead man. "Uh… Hey girls. Great day to go to the hot springs eh?"

"Yes, it was a great day Kakashi." Kurenai replied, her eyes narrowing and her hands getting ready to do the hand seals for one of her worst genjutsu.

"Until you had to ruin it!" Hana growled, her nails lengthening into claws.

Yugao pulled out a sword from… somewhere on her persons and pointed it at Kakashi's throat. "You've disappointed me Sempai."

"N-now ladies, we can, can't we talk this out." Kakashi pleaded.

"Oh we're through talking." Kurenai said. "Naibun Genjutsu: Chikan Wa-suto Akumu (Secret Genjutsu: Perverts worst nightmare)!"

Soon screams began to echo across Konoha as Kakashi was subject to getting chunks of his body clawed out, getting cut with Yugao's blade and being forced to have a lap dance in a gay bar by Kurenai's genjutsu.

Anko grinned as she watched the fireworks, before turning back to the Icha Icha books she had found. "'Oh Manashi, I love the way your cock is searing inside my pussy!' Cried Ango as her lover Manashi ploughed into her. 'I know you love it, your my little cum slut Ango-' hey wait a minute!" Anko stopped reading as she re-read the names. Yep, there was no mistaking it; that was her and Kakashi with just a small difference in the lettering.

"Ooooh! That does it!" No one writes about Mitirashi Anko without her consent and gets away with it! (Somewhere in Hi No Kuni, Jiraiya felt a shudder of fear run down his spine) "Sen'eijashu!" Several snakes shot out of Anko's sleeve and latched onto Kakashi's balls, causing his screams to become even louder.

Several hours later Kakashi would be found lying outside of the hospital in a heap with several thousand lacerations, claw marks running down his face, neck and chest, black and poisoned testicles and muttering the words, 'It's not real, it's just a genjutsu. Just a genjutsu'.

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Katon: Gokyakou No Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fire Ball Jutsu) - A B rank Katon Jutsu. The user creates fire chakra within the throat and exhales it to create a large fireball. This is a sensory jutsu normally used for distraction or wide scale destruction. It is also used by the various hunter ninja squads of different villages in order to burn the remains of missing ninja that have betrayed the village.

Konoha Hiden Taijutsu Ogi: Sennin Goroshi (Konoha's hidden Taijutsu: One Thousand Years of Death) – S ranked Kinjutsu. One of the deadliest jutsu known to man. This jutsu consists of you getting behind your opponent and shoving chakra enhanced fingers up their rectal cavity. This causes opponents to fly into the air and extreme pain in their ass, as well as untold embarrassment.