Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

"Absurd!"

Koharu was furious and shouted: "You are Konoha ninjas, and this is Konoha! The Uchiha just smiled, they just smiled, and you actually made a big fuss, aren't you ashamed?"

"Ahem!" Homura coughed dryly and looked away.

With his status, he didn't have much contact with the Uchiha. Then, after thinking for a moment, he imagined Uchiha Fugaku smiling at him. Oh my god, that's scary!

"Hmph!" Danzō snorted coldly and said: "From this we can see the harm Uchiha brings to the village."

It's completely impossible to refute! The Third Hokage and the others were all speechless. Just by smiling, he could cause such damage. It can only be said that he is worthy of being an Uchiha.

"Do the Uchiha have nothing to do? Why are they laughing?"

The Third Hokage asked with a headache; No one can answer this question.

The Jōnin knelt on one knee and remained silent. He was also scared by the other party's laughter.

Koharu guessed: "Could it be that Uchiha has achieved some goal, so..."

Purpose? Several people looked at each other and a phrase came to mind at the same time: Cooperation with the Hyūga clan! This is not right either! Even if he joins forces with Hyūga, how could an ordinary Uchiha know.

Uchiha Fūnan is not stupid. The less people know about this kind of thing, the better!

Unable to understand, Danzō snorted and turned to leave. He was about to deal with Fūnan. As for why Uchiha was laughing, leave it to Koharu and the others. With their abilities, they could only do this kind of thing.

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"Yes, exactly like that!"

Fūnan looked at the Konoha Police Forces in front of him with a smile on his face. In front of him, there was a group of Uchiha with stiff smiles on their faces.

Shisui said with a headache: "Fūnan, what are you doing?"

Not to mention the forced smiles of the clan members in front of him, even he felt uncomfortable. How could a normal person's smile feel fatal when placed on Uchiha's body?

"Laughter means a happy mood. People who are in a happy mood will not create conflicts."

Fūnan rolled his eyes at Shisui and whispered: "Don't you want Uchiha to integrate into Konoha? So, they need to smile more, thus increasing the empathy of the clan members. Plus, smiles can be contagious. If everyone is in the same good mood, Shisui, can you imagine that scenario? Exciting, right?"

Shisui nodded subconsciously, and then, seeing the smiles on the faces of the clan members, his face became expressionless for a moment.

Contagious? You want to destroy Konoha, right?

If the smiles of the Uchiha in front of them spread to the village, it would be a natural disaster.

Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama couldn't save him even if they worked together.

"I don't believe a word of what you just said. I always feel that you are conducting some kind of terrible experiment."

"Stop this nonsense!"

Fūnan ignored Shisui, looked at the Uchiha in front of him, and said: "Remember, when patrolling, you must be smiling, do you understand?"

"Understood!"

"So out of energy?" Fūnan chuckled and said: "You won't be dissatisfied with me, right?"

"No!" The Uchiha roared hysterically.

The ANBU who were watching outside were frightened for a while.

What's going on? The distance is too far to see clearly. Uchiha won't come out directly in the next moment, right?

Fūnan nodded with satisfaction and said: "If you are dissatisfied with me, just tell me. If you don't tell me, how will I know? Only by knowing can we resolve the conflict."

…To then be controlled by your illusion, and then run naked through the town, right?

The Uchiha forced their smiles, cursing Fūnan over and over in their minds.

Just now, someone questioned Fūnan's actions. The Jōnin was then controlled by a glance from Fūnan and did a pole dance in public.

Painful to look at.

Then, Fūnan said implicitly that in order for Uchiha to integrate into the village as soon as possible, it would be best for someone to make sacrifices and run naked in the village...

Damn it, the Uchihas don't understand, why do they have to run naked if they want to integrate into the village? Moreover, aren't they already members of the village? What is integration? Some of the lower level Uchiha didn't even know what was happening.

"Chief, do we still need to go on patrol?" An Uchiha looked hesitant.

"Nonsense!"

Fūnan rolled his eyes and said: "What are you doing if you don't patrol?"

"Learn ninjutsu!" The Uchiha shouted in response.

The clan that worships power the most, now that they have a large number of ninjutsu provided by Fūnan, they almost dream of practicing it.

The number of ninjutsu stored in the family is quite large, but there is a threshold.

"Learning Ninjutsu is learning Ninjutsu, and work is work!"

Fūnan said angrily: "You must do both without delay."

The Uchihas looked at each other, and finally said feebly: "Yes!"

"Let's go!"

After Fūnan made arrangements, he motioned to Shisui beside him to leave with him.

"I thought you would tell them what to do."

Shisui looked at Fūnan.

Fūnan curled his lips and said earnestly: "We should give them some space and trust their strength. We shouldn't focus everything on one person to make him seem great, right? What an arrogant idea is this?"

Shisui: "...Why do I feel like there is some other meaning in your words?"

Uchiha Itachi, who had just arrived, also felt deep malice.

Fūnan laughed internally. 'I'm talking about you two!'

In the Naruto Series plot, Shisui and Itachi Uchiha took full responsibility. At that time, if they had found a few more companions, even some ordinary Jōnin, would they have ended up like this?

'What the hell, I'm speechless just thinking about it.'

Uchiha Shisui, who awakened the Mangekyō Sharingan, also possessed the power of Kotoamatsukami and was definitely a Kage-level ninja. In the end, he committed suicide by jumping into a river?

It is estimated that when other Kage-level experts find out, they will also shout at you that you are awesome, and then kick you out of the Kage-level team.

Shame on you!

As for Uchiha Itachi...

How great is this obedient son who does not communicate with anyone and took responsibility for everything! All the members of the clan including the elders, women and children who were killed by him, must have been moved to tears. Damn it, you're retarded!

"Something on your mind, Itachi?"

Fūnan is too lazy to say more about what happened in the original work. Anyway, he came to this world, and everything changed.

The current Uchiha, although there are other voices, mainly acts according to his thoughts.

Uchiha Itachi looked at Fūnan and said in a deep voice: "Danzō is going to attack you, Fūnan."

Shisui's expression changed slightly.

"As expected!" Fūnan was not surprised.

Danzō Shimura is such a person. He opened and shut his mouth for Konoha, but actually it was for himself. Perhaps, in his eyes, he represents the will of Konoha. Anyone he didn't like was considered someone to be eliminated for the good of Konoha.

Of course, if the current Fūnan were obediently marked with the Cursed Tongue Eradication Seal and followed Danzō's orders, he would immediately become a good ninja who loves the village.

Damn it, my throat feels uncomfortable again.

[Puhaa! (Spat contemptuously)]

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