Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

"Are you done yet?" Konan asked as she flew towards Funan with her paper wings spread out.

Looking at Konan like this, Funan touched his chin and murmured: "Not bad, too good!"

Konan's face darkened.

This bastard still didn't give up.

Last time, he insisted that he wanted me to do that... with my wings on!

Bastard!

How was I supposed to control my chakra under those circumstances?

"Konan..."

"No!" Konan refused without even thinking about it.

"I haven't even told you what I want." Funan looked at her sadly.

Konan snorted coldly and said: "It's useless to say it."

Funan said pitifully: "I'm leaving, and you won't fulfill my little wish?"

Konan paused slightly and said hesitantly: "Are you going back to Konoha?"

"Yes!" Funan sighed and said: "The days I've spent with you have been so happy, but... I'm Hokage. I have to go for the sake of our future."

The Three-Tailed Turtle, who was watching from the side, widened his eyes in disbelief.

Is this guy still a Hokage?

What a disgusting Hokage!

Konan snorted and said: "You speak nicely. If you didn't want to leave, who could force you?"

"For our future, I have to go." Funan sighed and said: "I want to make Konoha the most beautiful and happiest place."

Konan frowned and said: "When the Eye of the Moon Plan succeeds..."

Funan interrupted Konan and said: "Do you really think the Eye of the Moon Plan is going to work?"

Konan froze, shaking slightly.

"What do you mean?"

Funan's words hit a certain part of his heart.

Funan stepped forward, gently hugged Konan, and said: "I don't believe you didn't doubt it."

"Do you really think the Eye of the Moon Plan is exactly how you imagine it?"

Konan's breathing quickened.

Sasori and Deidara, among other Akatsuki members, believed they were creating an ultimate weapon, one powerful enough to dominate the shinobi world.

Konan and Nagato, on the other hand, always thought that the Eye of the Moon Plan was nothing more than a massive genjutsu. One so powerful that it could engulf all of humanity in an instant, making them live in an illusion of eternal happiness.

In that huge illusion, there was no fighting, no war, and everyone could be happy.

This thought arose from the hearts of those who were deeply desperate.

But now, Funan had cruelly destroyed that hope.

The Eye of the Moon Plan has been a lie from the beginning.

"Funan, tell me, what else do you know?" Konan's voice trembled, and the hand held by Funan was as cold as ice.

"I can only say that I have some doubts." Funan smiled and said: "I suspect that the Eye of the Moon Plan is actually a farce. Whoever is leading this plan has ulterior motives. That's why I must be prepared with a plan B."

Konan's voice was weak: "Really? Funan, don't forget that you promised me that you would guarantee Nagato's life."

"That depends on whether Nagato is willing to cooperate."

Funan sighed softly and said: "You also know Nagato's temper. If he insists on doing it his own way, what can I do? I can only say that I will do my best!"

"No! "Konan said excitedly: "You must ensure Nagato's safety."

"Okay!"

Funan suddenly laughed evilly and said: "That depends on your performance."

As he said that, his hand...

Konan was stunned and said angrily: "How can you be playing at a time like this?"

"Playing? This is a matter of life and death." Funan answered with complete seriousness. "I am the Hokage! One of the most powerful men in this world. What else is there for me to pursue? Women, of course!"

Even the three-tailed beast, who was watching the scene, was puzzled.

Just then, Funan and the three-tailed beast exchanged glances.

The Three-Tails immediately turned from a turtle into an ostrich.

"Konan!" Funan suddenly said seriously. "The past is already past. We cannot remain tied to it. We must look to the future."

"Yahiko is dead."

"You regard him as the most important companion. If he thinks so, he must want you to live happily."

Konan remained silent.

Funan continued: "I know it's hard for you to accept it. You are the same as Nagato. After I talked about the Impure World Reincarnation, you have always had ideas."

"It's the same with Nagato."

"I can tell you directly that if you want to torture Yahiko, then use the Impure World Reincarnation method to revive him."

"Let him live in pain forever."

Konan's face paled.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

A roar sounded.

Pain appeared in front of Funan and stared at him coldly.

He had been hiding all the time, but he could no longer bear it and revealed himself.

"Am I talking nonsense?" Funan sneered, and said: "Nagato, I don't know what you are going to do now, but I tell you clearly, don't drag Konan down."

He sneered, and said: "If it wasn't Konan, would I have to tell you so much?"

Funan stared at him with a menacing expression. "I would have taken action and killed you a long time ago."

"Can you do it?"

Pain shouted angrily and rushed towards Funan.

He knew that Funan didn't like him.

Could it be that he liked Funan?

"Then you try to see if I can do it."

Funan also rushed up.

[Bang!]

Their fists collided with each other, making a dull sound.

Funan's body, every time he consumed the God Tree's fruits, changed and grew stronger. That was why, this time, it was Pain who ended up retreating.

However, as Pain backed away, he extended his arms towards Funan.

"Bansho Ten'in!"

A great gravitational force drew Funan towards him.

Pain had already prepared his next attack. He had gathered a massive amount of rocks, forming a huge sphere that was ready to crush Funan.

But Funan just smiled coldly, allowing gravity to pull him closer.

At that moment, his eyes changed, revealing the Mangekyo Sharingan.

At the same time, the full-body Susanoo began to form around him.

"No!"

Konan only reacted at this time, exclaimed, and said: "Stop fighting, stop fighting."

Funan's face twitched.

The momentum that had just gathered was a little dissipated.

"Ah!"

Funan sighed.

A long sword appeared in Susanoo's hand, and it stabbed into the ground fiercely, plowing a deep mark on the ground while helping Funan stabilize his body.

"No more fighting, it's boring!" Funan shook his head and said: "When Konan is not around, I will beat the shit out of you."

Pain stared at Funan coldly, snorted angrily, and turned away.

"You..."

Before Konan could say much, Funan pulled her away.

"You shouldn't interfere in the fight between him and me!"

Funan said coldly: "You should let me teach him a lesson."

Konan said helplessly: "Funan, that's Nagato!"

Funan stopped abruptly, turned his head and stared at Konan, and said: "Who is more important, me or him?"

"Both are important!"

Konan answered without hesitation. "One of you is my companion and relative, and the other is my lover, what do you want me to do?"

What a great answer!

Funan sighed and threw a scroll to the other party.

"This is..."

"One of my shadow clones is sealed inside!"

After thinking for a while, Funan explained: "It should be said that this is a special shadow clone. I have modified the shadow clone technique, and this scroll is the result. When in danger, summoning a clone can help you!"

He sighed and said: "Don't worry, this clone is stronger than you! It can definitely help you a lot."

The Funan clone he gave Konan was a clone capable of using Susanoo.

The reason he gave her such a powerful clone was because Funan knew chaos was coming.

Funan knew very well that Akatsuki had started to act.

This meant that the Shinobi World would not be peaceful.

Lastly, Funan himself was also restless, which might become a reason for others to attack him.

But I was already prepared for that.

"Konan, take good care of yourself. Konoha will always have its doors open for you!"

This was the last sentence Funan said to Konan.

Konan smiled slightly and said: "I am a member of Akatsuki. Is it really appropriate for me to go to Konoha?"

Funan just smiled slightly.

...

The next step in Funan's plans is to obtain the Rinnegan.

Funan touched his eyes, with an inexplicable look in his eyes.

The power of the nine tailed beasts was almost complete and was advancing successfully.

One, two, three, four, eight, nine...

Only three left!

In comparison, progress with the Rinnegan had been a little slower.

However, Funan was not worried.

The Rinnegan and the tailed beasts' power were different.

As long as Funan had enough life energy to feed the God Tree, it could continuously produce fruit, increasing the power of his dojutsu.

Unfortunately, during this period of time, the death row prisoners in Konoha have been almost killed.

Many missing-nin had also been eliminated in the shinobi world.

"I'm not in a hurry, you are the ones who are anxious!"

"Obito, Zetsu, Uchiha Madara!"

Funan smiled coldly.

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