My System Arrives 3 Years Earlier, But the Deities Haven't Come Yet

"Brother Shen, you're here," Xiao Ai greeted Zeng Shen as she approached, carrying her handbag. She turned to the two female secretaries behind her and said, "Lin Miaoling, Lin Miaolong, this is our company's partner, Zeng Shen. You can call him Mr. Shen."

"Hello, Mr. Shen. We are the secretaries Miss Ai recently hired," Lin Miaoling and Lin Miaolong said in sweet, crisp voices, their eyes fixed on Zeng Shen.

"There's no need to be so formal with me. Calling me 'sir' or 'Mr. Shen' feels too distant. Just call me Brother Shen from now on," Zeng Shen replied.

"Yes, Brother Shen," they quickly adjusted, smiling.

Zeng Shen nodded and looked at Xiao Ai.

Understanding his silent cue, Xiao Ai said to the two, "Alright, you two can clock out and drive back. I'll call you if anything comes up. Once you're back, set up a core company WeChat group."

"Yes, Miss Ai." The two young women nodded, got into a nearby car, and drove off.

After the secretaries left, Zeng Shen took out a storage ring from his backpack and handed it to Xiao Ai. "This ring is for you. It contains the shield tunneling machine, full-face boring machine, and three intelligent mechanic worker cards. Summon them and have them secretly dig a tunnel straight to the zoo."

"Understood, Master," Xiao Ai replied, sliding the storage ring onto her finger. She then turned and asked, "Master, I prepared a lot of cooked meat and quail eggs this morning. Would you like to take them now?"

"Yes," Zeng Shen nodded, entering the vacuum-preservation storage. With a thought, he transferred all the cooked meat and quail eggs into his backpack space.

Afterward, he drove with Xiao Ai to spar with Xiao Ti, gaining 8 divine tier experience points, before using the Wormhole Tracking Card to leave Jinhai.

When Zeng Shen reappeared, he was across the ocean at the genetic research institute in Old Gold Mountain.

However, he wasn't there to take the black widow spiders. The suborbital point for the day's transmission had been used within Old Gold Mountain City, and he couldn't transport there until midnight. Thus, he opted to teleport to another suborbital point, landing at the research institute.

[Danger! Danger! Host...]

Ignoring the warning, Zeng Shen glanced at the seven black widows in their glass tanks, planning to visit the insectarium in Los Angeles during his signing trip to see if any spiders had become exotic beasts. If so, he would return for these treasures.

After confirming the animals were well-fed, he teleported away from the institute.

Instead of returning to Old Gold Mountain City, Zeng Shen appeared on a mountain road in the suburbs, releasing No. 1 and Lin Keke.

"Drive through all the villages and suburbs around Old Gold Mountain," Zeng Shen instructed Lin Keke, who had just appeared. He then moved to the rest area, lay down, and began practicing his earthquake skill.

The next day, Zeng Shen briefly showed his face under a camera in Old Gold Mountain before returning to the suburbs to continue earning survival points.

On the agreed fifth morning, Zeng Shen parked the No. 1 Divine Energy Vehicle near the city gate of Old Gold Mountain. He took out his phone from his backpack and messaged Keke Lin on WeChat:

"Director Jack, today is the last day. I hope you find me in Old Gold Mountain and end this game. Good luck."

The response was swift: "Zeng Shen, are you no longer in Old Gold Mountain City?"

"Why wouldn't I be? I'll show up on your surveillance cameras after breakfast," Zeng Shen replied, storing the No. 1 Divine Energy Vehicle in his backpack before invisibly walking towards the barricades in Old Gold Mountain.

Upon entering the city, he noticed an increased military presence. However, the soldiers weren't blocking every intersection like before. Instead, they stood in groups of five under surveillance cameras, eyes scanning every passerby.

"Is this the work of an expert?" Zeng Shen mused, suspecting someone had advised them.

With soldiers stationed under every camera, Zeng Shen realized that any attempt to show his face on camera would immediately alert them, effectively completing their challenge.

No wonder Jack had emphasized the agreement—he was setting a trap.

"Do you think this primitive method will stop me?" Zeng Shen smirked. "You forced my hand."

With a mischievous grin, Zeng Shen focused, casting a spell of acute gastroenteritis on the soldiers with their radios.

Instantly, the five soldiers turned pale.

"Bro, I think I ate something bad. I need to take a dump. Watch this spot for me," one soldier said to his comrade.

"Um, I think I do too."

"Me too, today's breakfast wasn't clean."

"I can't hold it anymore. I'll go first, then you..."

"No, I can't hold it either."

"Since none of us can hold it, let's call the captain to cover us."

"Agreed."

They quickly used their radios to report the situation. The response was almost immediate: "It's a critical time. Hold it in."

"Captain, we really can't."

The radio crackled back: "Wait for me to relieve you, then go."

…

"Why aren't they leaving?" Zeng Shen wondered, watching the soldiers clutching their stomachs in discomfort.

He couldn't hear their conversation from a distance, but soon saw them dash into a nearby restaurant.

"Finally couldn't hold it, huh?"

Zeng Shen chuckled, stepping towards the camera, only for a military SUV to park under it.

Two white soldiers emerged.

"Damn, they called for backup," Zeng Shen muttered, casting the same gastroenteritis spell on the newcomers.

He waited patiently for them to leave. Minutes passed, and instead of leaving, the two soldiers stuffed their noses with wadded tissues.

Zeng Shen realize

d their tactic.

"You're tough, choosing to soil yourselves."

"Fine, if you won't leave, I will."

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