My Mangekyo Sharingan’s Ability is Bungee Gum??

The atmosphere in the Naka Shrine's basement was oppressing. The Uchiha's eyes were fully open with the sharingan. There were approximately a hundred Uchihas stranding, all looking at their leader.

Fugaku's sharingan was naturally at the full display of its Three Tomoe Sharingan. He took a deep breath in and spoke in a low but stern voice.

"Tensions are rising. The gap between Uchiha and Konoha has widened beyond repair. The Hokage Faction is utterly helpless and incapable of helping to mend it. They do not trust us. Opinions?"

"Kill the Hokage!!!"

"Steal his wife!!!"

"Marriage Alliances with other clans!!"

"Overthrow the government!!!"

"World Domination!!"

"Kill the Villagers!!!"

"Destroy Konoha!!!"

"Coup! Coup! Coup!"

Fugaku almost facepalmed. The Konoha higher-ups were right. The Uchiha were and are and will always be fucking crazy.

However, honestly, he could feel his blood boiling at the mention of overthrowing the government.

'Is this what they call individuality?? Renaissance??'

Fugaku was confused. One part of him wished for a peaceful relationship with the village so that he could spend the rest of his life unknowingly letting Oink bang his wife.

The other side wished for a coup so that he could die and let Oink bang his wife.

'I think we should ask for Oink's opinion. It should be very profound and wise. His seven-year-old ideas could lead the Uchiha clan to salvation.'

"Oink. Do you have an opinion on how we should proceed?"

All the Uchihas instead turned to look at Oink. All their sharingans staring at one guy with a glaring intensity, anticipating what he would say next.

After all, Oink was a heavenly prodigy with a dragonlike demeanor and a saintly mindset. In the entire Uchiha clan, never had such a genius ever born. All of them knew that his prodigy surpassed even Madara's.

'Yes! With Oink by our side, if we wait a few more years… we don't even need to spill blood to take over the village!'

'But what if the enemies eliminate him before his coming of age?'

For that reason to not let any foreign powers out of the Uchiha target Oink and remove a powerhouse… in the last meeting resolution it was determined that Oink would have to start living with the Clan Leader, in the heart of the Uchiha compound to make sure nobody targets him.

That was his high status!!

Although Oink would often not live there, in the guise of extreme intensity training… which was half true since he would be pounding Kushina in her nine tails mode all night.

Oink opened his eyes, it seemed that he had kept them close all this time. Instantly the candles flickered for a moment almost having vanished before lighting up again.

Oink's Three Tomoe Sharingan came in complete view. Unlike the normal Sharingan, his was more on the pinker side… creating a rather eerie mix of color, the embodiment of a sigma.

"Before I give my opinion. Today I was attacked by Root Ninjas. Of course, now they are all dead, you can go and see their bodies near the outskirts of the compound. However, everyone outside the Uchiha territory knows that I live in the Clan Leader's house… outsiders should not know that I am often not there and am training near the outskirts… unlessssss-"

"THERES A TRAITOR!"

Bob Uchiha screamed.

Oink nodded nonchalantly with a hint of elegance.

"Yes, as Bob says… I believe there's a traitor in our midsts."

Fugaku frowned. He scanned the room. A traitor? Hmmm. It could be possible. But who?

All the other Uchihas looked at each other hesitant to speak as they glanced at their clan leader who was trying so hard to guess. They scratched their neck and ruffled their hair a little bit.

Oink finally spoke.

"Clan Leader, you may not believe it when I say this but according to me your son, Itachi Uchiha is the so-called Traitor."

The Uchihas gasped!!! They looked at Oink with stars in their Sharingan eyes! He truly said what they all had in mind!

"While I was living at your house, I found Itachi to be very very suspicious. He would constantly spy on me… and maybe unrelated but he was reading a self-help book called 'But It's Your Family… cutting ties with Toxic Family Members and Loving Yourself in the Aftermath. By Eren Uchiha.' Clan Leader, maybe you should play catch with him or something."

Fugaku closed his eyes, the tension and the revelation was unbearable. He had almost shown his Mangekyo Sharingan in anger.

At first, he wanted to put Oink into a genjutsu and torture him but now that he thought of it… maybe Itachi truly had betrayed the clan.

Maybe he was not a double agent for him but for Konoha.

'Damn those geezers! First, they steal our land, and now my son! What's next? Stealing our sharingans? Stealing our lives?'

Fugaku opened his eyes, sharingan switched off like a light bulb, and spoke calmly.

"Oink do you have any idea on how to address this issue?"

Oink's kimono fluttered although there was no wind. He looked at Fugaku straight in the eye with quiet contemplation. His silence spoke volumes as the Uchihas gasped in admiration.

A cold gleam flashed in his eyes.

The Uchihas gasped again!

They could feel his profoundness!!! What a pressure!!! What a gaze!!!

"I do have a proposal. Let's create a new village."

"WOW WHAT AN IDEA!"

"OH MY GOTTO! I HAD BEVER THOUGHT OF THIS!"

"Let's rob a bank too!"

However, where there is support there is also opposition.

"WHY SHOULD THE UCHIHA LEAVE KONOHA?!?"

"YEAH YEAH, I AGREE WITH CANON FODDER BUMBER 1!"

"We create this village along with the Senju!"

…and where there is opposition and support, there are also those that agree with both.

"Hmmm. Let's overthrow the government."

"Let's destroy Konoha's politics and rename the village."

"Let's make Konoha, the Red Eyed Edgelord Village."

"COUP! COUP! COUP!"

This time it was Fugaku who shouted that. Subconsciously his Uchiha war-mongering blood was boiling making him wanna go wild.

Oink almost facepalmed. Man, the Uchihas are dumb.

"When the Second Hokage made us in charge of the Village's internal security, the Police Force he made us an outlet for their hatred. That is the biggest reason the Villagers hate us, the nine-tailed disaster is just the trigger that aggravated it further. Where were the Uchihas on that night? Don't tell me Danzo's orders. We are the Police, we don't need politicians to order us around. Secondly, the Sharingan reflected clearly in the Fox's eye. Even I could see it despite being only 5 months old. All the villagers saw it."

Everybody fell silent.

Oink was right!

How had they not thought of this before?!?!

Especially the Uchiha Police factor! Truly their politically inept minds had been trapped in the second Hokage's plan to eliminate the Uchiha.

Bob Uchiha quickly spoke.

"Lord Oink what should we do?"

Oink sighed. He wanted to drink some water, he had spoken too much already.

'Maybe Kushina will let me drink some of her milk.'

"My idea is that we find a nice patch of land first or silently invade a village. According to me, Kirigkure is perfect for the invasion since they are already in a civil war."

Hmmm…. Oink's plan wasn't bad but it was honestly a gamble. Setsuna quickly spoke, looking at the Clan Leader.

"Honestly I think we should marry Oink off to the Hyuga Heirress or the Slug Princess and let all the minor ninja clans marry him."

The Slug Princess?!?

Princess Tsunade!?!?

Hyuga Heiress???

The Hyuga Clan???

A sweat droplet dripped down Fugaku's forehead.

'Has Setsuna gone senile???'