It is Easiest to be Obsessed by Everyone

Hyena’s vagina was severely swollen.  

“I’m sorry, Hyena.”  

“No, it’s not your fault. It’s because my body is too weak to fully handle you…”  

At that moment, my desire level was at 1,500%. 

Fortunately, since I had only ejaculated outside once, the amount of semen replenished wasn’t overwhelming.  

This allowed me to alleviate my desire with about four vaginal ejaculations.  

I realized that if I kept thrusting into her, Hyena might end up in the emergency room with a vaginal tear.  

So, I used a little trick: I built up the urge to ejaculate using her mouth, and then only inserted briefly when it was time to ejaculate inside her vagina.  

It felt like cheating, but it worked.  

Apparently, all that mattered was the vaginal ejaculation.  

[Jung Hyena]  

[External ejaculation: 1]  

[Oral ejaculation: 32]  

[Vaginal ejaculation: 30]  

[Strength, endurance, and stamina +500%]  

[Semen production +63%]  

The +500% boost in physical ability was definitely helpful. 

Even when the woman was completely exhausted and limp, I could still handle her easily and freely.  

This buff wasn’t designed for winning gold medals at the Olympics.

It was clearly meant to be used for sexual performance, enhancing physical capabilities during sex.  

Of course, I could technically use this buff for sports, but that would be foolish.  

It would go against the purpose of the status window, and it would dishonor the efforts of my ‘spirit of the penis.’

Think about it.

Let’s say, hypothetically, I became a soccer player and played a match every three days. 

With all the travel time, playing time, and training, how much time would be wasted?  

The same goes for other sports.  

In that precious time, wouldn’t it be better to have more sex instead?

Therefore, it’s ideal to find ways to work as little as possible while earning a lot of money. 

It would be great if Hyena could quit her job too, but for a person to achieve self-realization, they still needed to be part of society. 

While I could be fine without it, if Hyena were to spend 24/7 with me, doing nothing but sex aside from sleeping, she would eventually break down as a person. 

I loved her, so I didn’t want her to end up like that.

‘I should figure out how to make money while she works.’

‘Sell the apartment?’  

85 billion won would be enough to live without working for the rest of my life, but since it didn’t feel like it was truly mine, I should forget about that idea.  

That said, as Chang-woo, a high school graduate with no notable qualifications, it appeared tough to find a job that pays well right away.  

Unless I had a ton of money or plan to start a business, a university diploma was essential.  

But I didn’t have either, and I doubt I had the talent to run a business.  

It was too much of a hassle to go back to university.  

So let’s find a way to make money using just this face of mine.  

I’d already got a few ideas, but in situations like this, it was best to harness the power of collective intelligence.  

I turned on my laptop and logged into an online community I visit often.  

——-

There was a meme that goes, ‘First, get famous. Then, even if you take a dump, people will applaud you.’ 

While it had been misinterpreted, there was something about the underlying meaning that resonated with people, which was why it spread so widely.  

If you want to quickly derive the desired results through collective intelligence, you just need to stir things up and get attention.  

[Title: Honestly, being a good-looking guy doesn’t really benefit you outside of dating, right?]  

– If you’re not movie star-level handsome, aside from making dating easier, does it help with anything in life?” 

A company doesn’t promote you based on your looks.

└ What the hell is this lunatic saying, lol.

└ Thanks for your contribution to the community of ugly men trying to bring others down.

└ If you can’t benefit from being good-looking, then you’re not really good-looking, you idiot…

└ If you’re actually good-looking, you’d make money no matter what, you moron.

└ If you’re good-looking but can’t profit from your appearance, then you’re not actually good-looking.

Looks like I need to throw more fuel on the fire.

– Original poster here. Never seen any good-looking guys actually benefit from their appearance. Guys spread rumors about them out of jealousy, and women label them as players and ostracize them. If you’re not movie-star level handsome, your looks don’t matter. Peace.

└ Wow! This moron is driving me crazy; my heart is trembling in anger.

└└ Calm down bro, for the sake of your health.

└└ Seriously, I feel exactly like that right now.

└ My cousin isn’t movie-star level, but he’s very good-looking by normal standards. He’s in his mid-30s, divorced with two kids, and married a pharmacist in her 20s. He’s a pharmaceutical sales rep.

└└ Original poster here. The pharmacist must not have been attractive, right? If she looked normal, why would a 20-something pharmacist marry a sales rep instead of a doctor?

└└└ LOL.

└└└ I thought this was just trolling, but at this level, it’s borderline intellectual disability.

└└└ There’s no way this is trolling. You can sense a genuine lack of intelligence in the way this idiot asks such stupid questions.

[Title: Been doing business in Gangnam for 10 years.]

Here’s how good-looking guys can easily cash in on their looks:

Get a job at a host bar.

If you’re truly good-looking, you won’t even need to try hard to charm women. 

They’ll throw money at you.

But, you really, really, REALLY need to be good-looking.

Get a sales job targeting rich housewives.

If you’re seriously good-looking, they’ll boost your sales, and you’ll get monthly bonuses in the thousands. 

Try selling pet products, working in a high-end furniture or appliance store, or in women-only spas or screen golf facilities. 

Avoid luxury brand shops—they’re grueling and not worth it.

Work part-time at a model house in Gangnam.

If you’re really good-looking, within a week, wealthy ladies will start offering you sponsorship deals. If you don’t want sponsorship, ask them to find you a cushy job instead.

If you can speak some Japanese, move to Japan and become an AV actor.

(Even just knowing ‘kimochii desu ka?’ will do.)  

These days, it’s hard for them to find decent-looking male actors, and apparently, new attractive male actors can earn over 5 million won per shoot.

If none of the above works, open a snack bar near a girls’ middle or high school.

If you’re really good-looking, the initial costs aren’t huge, and the return on investment will be fantastic.

If none of this applies to you, you’re not actually good-looking. Just go jump in the Han River.

└ This post deserves all the upvotes.

└ I’m tearing up over here.

└ Wow! Such a thorough response to an absolute BS question.

The post mirrored my thoughts, yet it brought up things I hadn’t considered. 

Of course, I was ruling out working in nightlife or seeking sponsorship from rich ladies. 

That was ridiculous.

‘So it seems like sales positions aimed at female clients are the best option.’

But then again, sales jobs often come with long hours and are a hassle. 

Even after work or on your days off, you’re bound to get annoying calls and messages.

At least the bait I threw attracted attention, and there were lots of responses, some even creative. 

But no one could offer a job that required fewer hours, more freedom, and still paid well.

– If you’re really good-looking, why not just let a rich, pretty woman support you?

Seriously, how can people even suggest that?

That kind of freeloading life wouldn’t sit well with me. 

How could I possibly let Hyena support me while I sit around and do nothing? 

Only someone like the original Chang-woo—someone who’s lived their entire life as an outrageously handsome man—could have that level of shamelessness.

Then, a post caught my eye.

[If you’re really good-looking, come work at my café.]

– I run a somewhat popular private café in Gangnam, and business used to thrive because of a good-looking employee we had. But he quit to work at a newly opened franchise across the street, lol.  

Since then, our sales have dropped by over 50%, and it’s been tough.  

If you’re really good-looking, I’ll hire you as the manager with a base salary of 5 million won. On top of that, you’ll get 40% of the net profits as a bonus.  

You won’t need to handle inventory, make coffee, or do any cleaning. Just sit around in a visible spot like a mascot, occasionally clear tables, and chat with customers.  

If you’re really good-looking, come by.  

Address: XXX-YYY-ZZZ  

└ Hey, man, the OP isn’t claiming to be good-looking. He’s just saying being good-looking doesn’t help in real life because he’s ugly.

└└ Haha, damn, I got baited, but I’ll leave this up in case any good-looking lurkers see it.

└└└ Why would a good-looking guy be here? He’s probably too busy getting girls.

‘Just sit there like a mascot? Sounds like something I could do.’

But with a salary of 5 million won plus 40% of the profits? 

That appeared a bit over the top. 

‘Is this some kind of bait?’

Still, the post seemed genuine, not entirely fake. 

Wait! Wasn’t this café near Hyena’s studio? 

If I worked there, we could spend more time together, commuting and all. 

Might as well check it out since I also planned to visit a photo studio nearby.

“Hyena, I’m going out for a bit. You rest up.”

“Uh, where… Oh, okay. Have a good one.”

——-

There was a notice on the front door of the café:

[Hiring: Male part-timers with neat appearance]

[Preference for those with outstanding looks]

[Guaranteed top-notch treatment]

It appeared the odds were getting better. 

The job posting might not be a lie after all. 

Still, I wouldn’t get my hopes up too high. 

Let’s just check it out casually.

‘If it doesn’t work out, maybe I’ll find tutoring work… Oh right, I only have a high school diploma.’ 

‘Hopefully, the offer’s decent.’

Before going in, I checked out the café across the street, the one they said stole the model-looking part-timer.

[Grand Opening: Moonlight Coffee]

It turned out there really was a new coffee shop across the street. 

I peeked inside as a sort of reconnaissance. 

A reasonably good-looking guy with a ‘Manager’ name tag was busy running around. 

‘Is that the guy who jumped ship?’

He was tall and slim, but honestly, he didn’t seem all that handsome. 

Still, the place was packed with women ranging from their 20s to their 50s. 

I considered going in to get a feel for the atmosphere, but it wouldn’t do me any good to show my face just yet. 

If I started working at the café across the street, Moonlight Coffee would be the competition.

I checked my appearance once more. 

A sharp navy suit rented from a formal wear shop. 

Not sure about the dress code for a café interview, but with this face, it should be fine.

——

Café owner Gong Ji-chul let out yet another sigh as he gazed at the nearly empty tables in his café.

“That little bastard… After everything I did for him.”

Business used to be good. 

A year ago, he hired a handsome part-timer who brought in a steady stream of female customers. 

The former model had excellent looks and great social skills, which helped maintain the café’s regular clientele.

So, he significantly raised his salary, and after six months, he even decided to give him 20% of the profits as a regular incentive. 

But in the end, he got betrayed. 

He treated him too well, and that turned out to be the problem. 

He took all that money and opened a ‘Moonlight’ franchise right across the street.

Naturally, their regular customers started leaving one by one. 

Of course, this café was in a prime location, so they still got a lot of new customers. 

It was not like they were running at a loss; they just went back to where they were before that part-timer came along. 

But every time he saw the packed tables at the café across the street, he felt nothing but anger.

Apparently, he could sue under commercial law, but he didn’t want to go that far.

Ding-ding.

“Welcome to—”  

Gong Ji-chul snapped back to reality and instinctively smiled to greet the customer. However, he suddenly froze.

In front of him stood a man so handsome that he instantly turned the image of his former part-timer into an ugly squid.  

‘Wow… How can a person look like that?’

“W-would you like to, uh, place an order?”  

He was so shocked his voice trembled.

“I came here because I heard you were hiring.”  

Gong Ji-chul felt as if a bucket of cold water had been thrown over him. 

This wasn’t a customer but a ridiculously handsome applicant. 

All sorts of conditions and scenarios flashed through his mind.

“Is it true you’re offering 5 million won a month just to sit around, plus 40% of the net profits?”  

Gong Ji-chul quickly recalled the post he’d hastily written earlier.