In Naruto: Reborn with a Chat Group

On the duel grounds, Madara was momentarily speechless after realizing Hashirama was dead serious about starting a wood factory.

But then, an amusing thought crossed his mind, and he burst into laughter. 'This idea actually sounds pretty good. I will put my brother in charge of security, let Hashirama handle production, make Tobirama run deliveries, and I'll just sit back at the counter collecting cash. Hahaha!'

Back in the Hokage's office, Hiruzen had a nostalgic smile on his face as he explained to Makoto, "The sword inside this box once belonged to my sensei!"

Makoto put on an expression of amazement after hearing his words. "Sensei, is that... really true?"

Hiruzen smirked at his reaction and nodded. "That's right! This was the weapon of Tobirama Senju, the Second Hokage, my sensei. It's called The Sword of the Thunder God."

"This weapon has been sealed away ever since my sensei passed. When I was still young and had just become the Third Hokage, I personally found a piece of wood created by Lord First's wood style, built this box, and sealed the sword inside!" Hiruzen said, stroking his beard with pride.

"Now, I'm personally entrusting this sword to you, Makoto! I hope you use it well in the future. This isn't just a weapon, it's a legacy! A symbol of Konoha's Will of Fire!" He reached out and patted Makoto's head.

"Listen carefully, When the tree leaves dance, flames will rise; those flames will light the village and burn down all the trees...Wait, That's not right! Damn it, Makoto, this is your fault! Hiruzen scowled and knocked Makoto on the head.

"Argh! What did I even do?!" Makoto rubbed his head, feigning innocence while still trying to suppress his laughter.

"Don't act clueless! Lately, every time I explain the Will of Fire, you twist it into something weird!" Hiruzen shook his head, as if trying to shake Makoto's version of the phrase out of his brain.

Seeing this, Makoto finally lost control and burst into laughter.

Ever since Hiruzen had started lecturing him on the Will of Fire daily, Makoto had been throwing in his own bizarre interpretations. And now, it seemed, he had successfully messed with Hiruzen's head.

[Senju Tobirama: At least this monkey still has some sense! Makoto, make sure you use that sword well and don't tarnish my name.]

[Uchiha Izuna: The Sword of the Thunder God.. Why does that sound so familiar?]

[Senju Tobirama: Of course it does! I used it to stab you to death back then.]

[Uchiha Izuna: TOBIRAMA!!]

[Uchiha Madara: Forget the sword! Did anyone else notice that Hiruzen totally butchered the Will of Fire just now?!]

[Hyuga Hizashi: Yeah, I can't believe it. Not only did Hiruzen fail to brainwash Makoto, but Makoto actually brainwashed him!]

[Namikaze Minato: Reverse brainwashing? Interesting.]

[Uchiha Shisui: Damn, if I had spent time around Makoto, maybe I wouldn't have gotten brainwashed by those old men...]

[Uchiha Madara: Why didn't I try brainwashing Hashirama back then?! If I had, I could've turned that idiot to my side and we could've conquered the world together!]

[Senju Tobirama: Hahaha! Brainwash my brother?Good luck with that.]

[Uchiha Madara: What do you mean?]

[Uzumaki Mito: He doesn't even have a brain to begin with]

[Uchiha Madara: My bad! There's nothing wrong with what you said!]

[Senju Hashirama: Who said I don't have a brain?! I do have a brain! I'm actually pretty clever most of the time!]

[Senju Tobirama: Hahaha! That's right! We were just joking!]

[Uchiha Madara: Yeah, totally just a joke!]

[Uzumaki Mito: Idiot. Learn to take a joke for once.]

[Senju Hashirama: DAMN YOU ALL! Don't think I don't know you're making fun of me!]

[Uchiha Madara: Oh crap, we've been caught. How is this possible?!]

[Senju Tobirama: This doesn't add up... With my big brother's level of intelligence, he shouldn't have noticed, no matter how much we mocked him... ]

[Uzumaki Mito: Hashirama, do you have a fever? Here, be good and take your medicine.]

[Senju Hashirama: Hmph.]

[So y'all think you're funny?

Think I'm dumb? Man, I'll show you how!

You got it twisted, you got it wrong,

I'm the God of Shinobi, I've been strong all along!

Madara saw me, he had to flee,

Left dust in the wind when he ran from me!

Built this village, laid that stone,

Still the king when I sit on the throne!]

[Hyuga Hizashi: Holy crap, what just happened? Did Lord First just… start singing?]

[Namikaze Minato: And he's actually rhyming?!]

[Uchiha Fugaku: Not gonna lie... this sounds just as good as the songs Makoto sang.]

[Hatake Sakumo: Lord First, are you a singer now too?]

[Senju Hashirama: I learned this from Makoto! He told me I had great potential in freestyle and should become a rapper! I don't really get what that is, but it sounds so cool!]

[Uchiha Madara: Oh? Then why don't you sing a different song?]

[Senju Hashirama: Hmph! Fine! Madara, listen up!]

[Wood Style Jutsu, trees on demand,

Building houses, call me the handyman!

Madara ran when I brought the logs,

Now he's hiding like a scared lil' frog!

Who needs a squad? I got a whole damn forest!]

[Uzumaki Mito: Shut up already! You and your damn obsession with wood!]

[Senju Hashirama: Mito, you don't get it! This is called freestyle!]

[Senju Tobirama: Oh no... we're doomed. My brother developed new hobby! I just hope it doesn't get worse...]

[Uchiha Madara: Hahahaha! Hashirama, when it comes to freestyle.... I, Madara Uchiha, declare you as the strongest!]

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Sparky's Note: Had to write the lyrics for the rap song myself lol 😭

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