I Just Want To Go Home and Collect The Rent!

A tough and tall figure walked in. He's like older version of Tang Shen.

"Chang Jihan," he nodded at the beggar, now the sect master, lightly.

"Tang Kun," he nodded back.

Tang Kun looked around the inn. The inn owner. A maid. an assassin, looks familiar though. then his son. huh? Why the hell he's here of all place? A mortal, a male who looks like butler, and a girl in her 25ish with weird clothes.

"Father!" Tang Shen bow to his father.

"What's going on here?"

Everyone was baffled. How are we going explain this stituation?

"Stop idling around, come come come, let's sit around and drink." Calvin's words breaking the stillness.

"And who are you?" Tang Kun looked at Calvin warily. Those two behind him were giving him Goosebumps all of time.

"Oh, who am i?" Calvin snapped his hand.

Bruce took a small cube device and threw it to the floor. A bgm of introduction part at typical super sentai started to play.

"The Lord of apartment, the rent collector, nightmare of those who late to pay, Calvin!" He stands and make a pose like a japanese debt collector with his iconic rubbing hands.

"The Master of nothingness, the man who make the goddess scream (in agony) and cry (in terror), the dark where the light will dim, Bruce!" He stands at Calvin's right side and make an old germany salute.

"Number three in this group, number one in abyss, the prettiest of all, Astrid," she stands at Calvin's left and make a pretty sailor pose.

"And we are...."

"Multiverse Villain//Global failure//Visitor From Heaven!"

"....." It out of sync. Really really out of sync. And what the hell is that mirage of explosion with mixed colors, black, deep purple, and gold at their back? It's so exaggerated at the point that it's beautiful. Huh?? What a group of evil doers! They're even affecting our taste!

While the spectators still stunned by the show, the three were argued about their own matters.

"Master, we're not global failure, stop saying that!"

"And you introduced us as villains ffs! You want more troubles? And what is visitor from heaven? We're more like trespassers from hell! Hm.... That's sound good! That's it! From now on, our group is trespassers from Hell!"

"No... No... I dont agree!"

"Overruled. Case closed!"

Calvin looked back at his surrounding. Err.... What's with this heavy atmosphere? Did someone has died? Did we accidentally kill again? Calvin's back started to get wet. This shitty realm.

Clap clap clap! Calvin's hand clap forced them to back to reality.

"Alright everyone, please calm and sit. Oh right, we should change to the bigger table over there."

After that, Calvin start the discussion.

"Now, since the writer is having headache because the story at this inn has taking too long, i will help him cut the scene on his behalf."

What Writer? What scene? Is this guy hallucinating? Everyone felt baffled. But no one wanted to go against him since his guards are scary.

*writer: thumb up to Calvin, he's the best!*

"Start with you, mr. Assassin. Are you still on the mission? Your target is here, you know."

Bao Yuteng looked at Calvin, then at Tang Kun. This guy was idiot, wasn't it? I'm an assassin, killing in the dark, catch them off guard, and yet you want to fight him head on? The strongest man in this city?

"I'm not that suicidal, mr. Calvin, sir." Sigh, "though whichever i choose, the end will be same, isn't it? I'll be a corpse, and my family will be gone too. I just hope that we'll be reunited at the next life." Bao Yuteng shown longing look that shouldn't be have by a cold blood killer.

"Errrr.... Nope, not gonna happen."

Calvin chimed in.

"After all of you dead, you'll enter hell to pay your sins, while your family, maybe some will enter too, but someone will straight to reincarnation. Hence, meeting your family at the next life will never happen. Who knows where and when you'll be reincarnated to, maybe at demon race? Outsider? Too many races out there, not including animals and plants."

Wow, Calvin was a total scumbag.

Still, Bao Yuteng chuckled slightly.

"Mr Calvin was too blunt, but it's true, why longing for the next life when we're still alive. Mr Calvin, please help me, no, help me and my family!"

Bao Yuteng wanted to kneel, but his body couldn't move. It's like someone put a freeze spell on him.

"I won't help you, na ah. And you don't need me, he will help you."

Calvin was pointing at the sect master.

"This is your family matter, time to clean your house, buddy."

The sect master was sighing.

"That is true. I've left too long and they started to be unbridled. I'll help you, let's spank some bad boys. And since everyone I wanted to meet is here, I will tell my mission too"

"sure," Calvin nodded and give him approval.

"Tang Kun, Tang Shen will be the successor of Evil Eyes sect."

Chang Jihan words was like another bomb to everyone. Even Tang Kun lost his demeanor.

"What? Who has decide that? You? I wont allowed it!"

"One of The sect protector."

"I don't care! Even if it's the founder him self, he wont join your sect!"

"He's your father in law, can you fight him?"

Tang Kun hit the paused button. The father in law, his second wife's father, was someone who no one wanted to be on his bad side. Powerful? Absolutely! Insane? Well sort of. Dotting his daughter? Like a goddess. Hate him? The only thing that keep him didn't meet his maker to this day was Tang Shen.

"Sigh, I got no choice then."

"Eh? EH! What! Father! I don't want to!"

"Kid, you are a heaven seed, but in the end you are only seed. If you join other sect, you'll compete with other heaven chosen. And some of them like to nip the bud to steal the bless. We're not going to protect you, but to prepare you to face the challenge." Chang Jihan's word made Tang Shen's heart start to wavering. He's right after all.

"But the sect is evil! How could you, father!"

"Son," Tang Kun looked at his son with dotting eyes, "Do you know why the sect is called evil?"

"Well…" Tang Shen thought for a while. Everyone said that the sect was evil, but what were they crime? He didn't know clearly.

"I will tell you a story, it was…."