I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

chapter 1



1 – Heroines of the hero are obsessed with me

I’m a porter

I don’t know why a porter has to be in a warrior’s party, but he is a porter.

Anyway, speaking of a porter, he is in charge of chores.

Cooking for party members struggling to fight…

It can be said to be the basic of the basics of porters.

To be honest, the only thing I enjoy in life in another world is cooking.

At least, I felt like I would feel better if I cooked something delicious.

Originally, my only hobby was cooking.

I looked up and practiced all the chefs’ YouTube broadcasts, including 10 hours of unedited copies, and even learned cooking techniques that most people don’t know.

Today, while the party members were fiercely fighting against the monsters, I was digging up herbs for cooking in the back and thinking about what to cook today.

So… Anyway, today is a monster dish.

Except for being a strangely large and strong bird affected by Mana Origin,

This guy’s meat is close to the highest quality that I couldn’t find anywhere I lived.

There is no catch, perhaps due to the influence of mana, and it is a juicy meat with a lot of fat.

Besides, he has a lot of meat, so if you grill a steak with this guy…

A masterpiece of destructive taste and visuals, close to the size of a tomahawk on the theme of new meat, would be born.

Just imagining it makes my mouth water.

First of all, I’m not going to eat all of this thing as big as a man,

The legs and breasts are first dismantled.

Boil hot water in a pot, put the disassembled parts in, soak for 1 to 2 minutes, then take them out and pull out the feathers in the direction the feathers grow.

It’s not as difficult as it looks.

“…Porter, is there anything I can do to help?”

When I’m in the middle of trimming,

A silver-haired woman with a small face comes up to me and talks to me.

Golden eyes and silver bobbed hair that fell to her shoulders.

Looking like a petite French doll, she doesn’t look like an adventure like this,

Clad in armor with gold ornaments, she is… the daughter of the Emperor of the Empire and a master of spearmanship.

Later, it is a monster that can pierce six trolls versus six while concentrating the aura on the tip of the spear.

It’s still in the early stages of the adventure, so it’s not that much, but it was clear that I would win easily.

“…There is no need for Her Highness to help. It is a lowly thing to do,

It is better not to come close.”

Against a girl with a high status and far stronger than me…

I somehow squeezed it into my head and made up words of rejection.

“no. You always do this hard work for us, but we can’t just sit back and eat.”

While saying that, she was the princess who threw off her gauntlet and tried to stand up for me,

Absolutely not.

Please don’t come close to me

Originally, she was a beauty that could be said to be a rice cake or thank you, but this woman…

“…It’s not possible…!! If even water were put on the hands of Her Highness, the noble princess, I would become a traitor…!!”

“Eh, since you say that, I’m getting more and more excited…!!”

I took away the raw materials she was going to take and prevented her from helping with the preparation.

She also tried to steal the material again, and it ended up being a fierce scuffle.

The reason why I refuse her favors so far, the reason is…

Because this woman should be the Heroine of the Hero!

So don’t show any interest in porters! Because I don’t want to die!

***

Where did I go wrong?

I was just a person whose job was to write web novels.

To be called a writer, he was just a type maker.

These days, when I put NTR in the title, I just put it in the title because I was excited.

But since I’ve only used a few harem ones, there’s no way I’ll be able to use something like NTR stuff.

I just gave it a bit of an NTR feeling to get aggro in the beginning, and ended up doing a harem drift.

I didn’t like being blocked by readers with the #NTR tag, so I used the #1 episode NTR tag to avoid blocking the tag.

I just wanted to make money comfortably. I just wanted to suck it up.

is that wrong?

Or is it wrong to ignore the comment?

It’s an incredibly long comment, but at a glance, it seemed like a comment asking for development of NTR, so I just blocked it.

[God of NTR: This is just tag fishing. Let me know how to develop the steamed NTR.

First of all, make a hypnotist uncle appear next to your childhood friend.

and]

As soon as I read this far, I blocked it.

It didn’t really matter whether I blocked one person who wrote malicious comments anyway.

I didn’t even read the long sentence after that.

I don’t care if anyone writes bad comments or not. After all, what matters is the number of views and the money.

It would be a loss if I left malicious comments for no reason and then other readers saw them and got off.

But as soon as I blocked it, another comment notification came.

It’s normal if you don’t get a notification if you block it.

[God of NTR: This bastard has no conscience. Be possessed by NTR novels throughout the year.

I won’t solve it until I see the end of the novel.]

And, just like that, I literally lost my mind as if I was being sucked into the computer…

I woke up… I was a porter.

A porter of NTR novels.

Just f*cked up.

***

Fortunately, this NTR novel was one I had seen before.

But since it’s a comrade with the same NTR title, I saw it in the rankings and clicked it once…

It was fortunate that I knew the development properly.

First of all, from my memory, part 1 of this novel is the NTR part.

It wasn’t a novel that I couldn’t write at all, but as expected from an NTR novel, the characters seem to have their brain cells destroyed somewhere.

In addition to carrying the fate of the empire, the camaraderie with the hero is too strong,

A princess who is strong and warm-hearted enough to not give in easily to anyone…

I don’t know the reason, but suddenly I was hugged by the porter, and the hero saw it again by chance.

The hero has his first mental breakdown here, but he endures it.

In the first place, the princess was his colleague and teacher, but not his lover.

The hero is a kind-hearted bastard, and at that time… the only lover truly precious to the hero was his childhood friend.

So, no matter how strong your relationship with the princess is,

Even if I had thought of her as my most important companion and teacher before that…

For the sake of her happiness, the hero only brushed off his feelings.

Still, in the heart of the hero, the despairing size difference of 3 cm for his main gun and 21 cm for the barrel of the porter settles down and becomes the hero’s eternal complex.

By the way, when I possessed it, it seemed to fit that my Armstrong gun was 21 cm tall. The word “true gun” is appropriate.

But this next development is the opening scene.

The hero endures the pain in a corner of his heart, lets the porter and the princess have a passionate relationship, and continues his adventure, but suddenly the saintess stabs him in the back.

The saintess was actually not a real saint… she was a magician specializing in status abnormalities.

After using her ability to make the villagers sick (debuff)…

Dispel debuffs to make them appear to be cured of their illness,

She tricked everyone into pretending to be a saint.

It was a kind of trick and trick.

Up to this point, no one had doubted the saintess, so

All readers who read this novel were hit hard by the head here.

And so, the saintess suddenly joined the porter, and the hero’s precious, precious,

He NTRed his childhood friend, a wizard who had already promised him a future, with hypnotic brainwashing.

The porter and the saint go crazy and show all sorts of NTR shows in front of the hero.

At this point, the comment window exploded and the number of views plummeted, so I wonder if I was trying to fix it…

The hero runs away from them and the scene switches very abruptly to part 2.

In Part 2, the hero becomes the Demon King’s side and cuts them to death.

The porter dies while being tortured to the extent that Neungji Cheocham is cute, and the saintess is beaten to death like a dog’s wings.

It’s cider, but it’s forced cider. Rather, it was worse.

Roughly at this point, it seems that all the readers have left, and I have also left, but I did not know that the serialization was stopped.

It was obviously an opening novel with no answers, but…

When I saw the NTR part, it was a novel that left me with a strange memory because it was really painful, as if my brain cells were getting hit by acid rain and melting little by little.

‘This guy won’t get NTR right? A lovely and virtuous childhood friend who thought, ‘Really, he won’t get NTR’, was NTRed after 15 episodes of fierce build-up

It was really more painful to pass each episode than reading a horror novel.

While writing an opening chapter NTR novel, why was the writing skill for portraying the heroine so unnecessarily good? It was a pity that it was year round.

Anyway, when I came to my senses, I became an NTR porter who was cut into small pieces by the hero in Part 2.

Of course I want to live. So, don’t ever make fun of my gun barrel.

“I-I mean… I can do things like trimming new bones…”

“no. The original daughter is also someone’s bride.

If you can’t even do these simple things, you can’t be a good bride!”

But… why are these b*tches running at me like this…

The fate of the empire is behind you…

The warrior who will be your husband over there is staring at us. Why!

Are you arguing with me like this?

***

File name: Settings001_autosave_202201110120.txt

Porter’s ability → Demonic pheromone.

Regardless of gender and age, the other person has a crush.

In particular, it is a pheromone that has a more special effect on women.


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