I Became the Eldest Daughter of 10 Siblings

We installed four expensive cameras in Kang Yohan’s studio apartment.
“From today, for 24 hours, you just need to repeat eat-poop-game here. …Would you like to eat only frozen dumplings for meals?”
“No, that’s a bit…”
I connected a USB to Kang Yohan’s installed computer. There was one video file in the folder.
“Shall we start by watching this video first?”

A video I received by asking Hyun Junho.
It was a kind of reaction video where pro gamers from each team reacted to Kang Yohan’s match.
The battlefield was the wilderness. A match between Kang Yohan’s Human and Hyun Junho’s Alien.
Of course, since both players’ IDs were hidden, the pro gamers watching didn’t know who was who.
Only 5 seconds had passed since the game started, but sighs were already coming from the pro gamers’ mouths. In a bad way.

─No way, is it real that the worker split is messed up?
─Haha. It can happen. Even pro gamers make mistakes sometimes.

And,
As the game progressed, the junior pro gamers stuck out their tongues at Kang Yohan’s play.

─I don’t know who the Human is, but the build order is a bit, old-fashioned. Old.
─Right. It feels like a build from about 3 years ago?

Then Hyun Junho asked the pro gamers.
“Who do you think it is?”

─Well, the Alien seems like a pro, but the Human is definitely not a pro.
─Right, right. I think maybe a semi-pro?
─Ah, bullshit. Not even a semi-pro. Just an amateur expert level.

I glanced at player Kang Yohan’s expression and it was coldly frozen. He seems quite shocked.
Again, Hyun Junho in the video asked.
“What do you think would happen if this player entered the individual league preliminaries?”

─What would happen? Immediate 2 losses and out.
─I’m being generous and giving it 40%?
─Hey, isn’t that too generous? Then what am I? I don’t think it’ll even be 20%.
─What 20%? 3%!
─3%? I say 0%.

As the percentage dropped to zero, Kang Yohan’s head drooped like a rice plant.
Of course, the game ended in Kang Yohan’s defeat. The pro gamers in the video asked in unison.
─So who is it?

“The Alien is me, and the Human is senior Kang Yohan.”

The pro gamers became as quiet as mutes with honey on their lips.

─…Um.
─Senior! I’m certain you’ll pass the preliminaries 100%!
─Who said 0%? He said 0%!
─You said 3% too!

As the video ended, Kang Yohan put his hand on his forehead and sighed.
“…0%. This is really driving me crazy.”

To those words, I said firmly.
“What’s wrong with 0%? Just add two more numbers and it becomes 100.”
“T-that’s true.”
“I’ll teach you the build from now. First, the build against Insect.”
“Y-yes.”

There are numerous builds in the future.
5 Barracks after Supply Depot, Late Mechanic, Valkyrie Ionic…
But among these, there wasn’t a single build that player Kang Yohan could use.
In the tight schedule with barely a month left until the preliminaries, it was impossible for Kang Yohan to perfectly execute those builds even if I taught them, as he wasn’t naturally dexterous and fast.

What Kang Yohan does best. What Kang Yohan is most confident in.
I slowly thought back to what that was.
Then,
One thought flashed by.
What naturally comes to mind when thinking of Kang Yohan.
Bunkering.

Bunkering is a kind of tower rush in RTS games, a strategy to gain advantage by building a bunker in the opponent’s base in the very early game.
Bunkering was Kang Yohan’s signature strategy.
It was so significant that in the past GSL semifinals, he used bunkering three times in a row against his rival player, and that player couldn’t handle it and typed GG.

Then one build came to mind.
‘Entrance Block 8 Barracks’.
As far as I know, it was a cheat build that couldn’t be stopped even in the future.
The Human would bring 2 SCVs and a marine to build a bunker at the Insect’s formation, and if they just killed 2 drones that came out to stop it, it was arithmetically advantageous.
Up to here, it’s a normal cheese rush. But the cheating nature is revealed after that.
Even if the Insect mass-produces Zerglings to counterattack, they can’t do any damage because the opponent’s entrance is blocked.
It was an absurd cheat build with virtually only returns and no risk.
In the end, the tournament organizers had to redesign the map to prevent Humans from blocking the entrance before the race balance was barely adjusted.

If my memory is correct, the official GSL map for this tournament also allowed Humans to block the entrance, right?

Like an absolute master teaching a secret martial arts technique, I said confidently.
“I’ll teach you an absurd cheat build from now. Make sure to practice it alone. Absolutely, don’t tell anyone.”

Hearing my words, Kim Hwachang stuck out his tongue.
“Wasn’t your main race Alien?”
“I’m good at everything.”
“…Huh, really amazing.”
Kim Hwachang let out an incredulous sigh.
“Sometimes when I look at you, it’s like you came from the future. What exactly is your genre?”

…What’s my genre, he asks?
Wouldn’t it be regression or overpowered?

The next day dawned. The morning air wasn’t very clear, but the sunlight was warm.
I quit the newspaper delivery and fast food crew jobs. Fortunately, a replacement came in right away, so I was able to finish the handover quickly and leave.
Really. Now. It feels like I’m living.

My first experience with the world after becoming a woman felt like chewing on a very hard and unfriendly rice cake.
I’ve been working like a machine non-stop. Really. For a full 9 months.
The prime of life at twenty? There was none of that.
Unconsciously moving hands and feet, and caffeine. That was all.

Enjoying a sweet rest like Mont Blanc, I entered my YouTube account.
Since starting broadcasting, I’ve uploaded eight videos so far.

[Hyun Junho-ssi? I’ll try to beat you]
[10 million won bet? I’ll try it]
[Streamer? I’ll try it]
[Rilme unnie? Who are you?]
[Black Souls? I’ll try it]
[Jung Suhyuk-ssi? Listen]
[Black Souls? I’ll try to be the first to clear it]
[Pro? I’ll try to challenge it]

All of them achieved a million views. The concept of using question marks as recommended by editor Moon Jaehyun seems to have worked well.

Looking at the videos in chronological order, I felt a mix of emotions. It feels like a story from long ago, but these are all events from less than a month ago.
Beating Hyun Junho, beating Ju Sehun, doing the first broadcast, beating Rilme, playing Black Souls, provoking Jung Suhyuk, declaring the pro challenge.
…In many ways, I really am a rookie of the century.

Oh right, I think I heard from Moon Jaehyun that I’m also a hot topic on Twitter.
Should I check it out?

When I entered, right there on the right, my name was prominently displayed in the real-time trends.

[Trending in South Korea]
-HaYoo Hacking Controversy
3,431 posts
-Han Yujin
2,154 posts

When I clicked to check, numerous tweets poured out. Too many to read all at once.

HaYoo Fan Account @hanyuDJG__ · 16 hours ago
(Photo)
HaYoo laughing while holding it in lol So cute ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
HaYoo is really a goddess…

Han Yujin of the Moment @ujeanofmoment · 17 hours ago
Fck Korean men die ㅛㅛㅛㅛㅛ
They kept saying it was hacking and now that it’s proven it wasn’t they’re praising her, look at that fckfckfck

HaYoo World @hanyuworldS2 · 17 hours ago
Yujin always takes care of her siblings before herself
What should we do with this unnie…?

Endless Han Yujin @endlesshanyu · 17 hours ago
Can’t Han Yujin become an idol instead of a pro gamer..?
I want to see her do the choppy bangs existing sexy mode and dance girl’s hip hop..

They already know all my basic personal information and even habits I don’t know about myself.
Of course, they’ve edited the broadcast cam screen to make it look as bright as a female idol.
Judging by the way they talk, they all seem to be women.
…This is okay, right?

I immediately went to the gallery and wrote a post.

[HaYoo Minor Gallery]
[Author: 1ujean0314]
[Title: Broadcast ON in 3 minutes]

Come together~~~

ㅇㅇ: Turn on your blinker, f*cker
ㅇㅇ: Gallery master turns on often these days
ㅇㅇ: Seems like she broke up with her boyfriend
└ Bullshit
└ No slander
└ No facts
└(Sulking dumpling con)
ㅇㅇ: Two snacks
ㅇㅇ: Me… relaxed like a cheetah. Because I’m a complete unemployed (wink)
└True lol Morning gallery master broadcast is the privilege of the unemployed
└If I said I’m not working because of this, would you believe me? lol

And then I turned on the broadcast.

[Kindergarten discretionary holiday is the worst,,,]
[HaYoo]
[2,141 viewers]

“Haha-”

-Haha
-Hh
-HAHA
-Hi
-Good morning
-?
-?????
-Yujin put some strength in it today
-ㅗㅜㅑ
-Sexy taste from the start lol
-What’s with the tank top
-Dongtan housewife look?
-Gracias！
-Jamsil eldest daughter look lol
-Annoying that there’s no floating breasts,,,

“Huh?”

As soon as it started, spicy chats were fired like a machine gun. It seems to be because of my outfit.
Right now, I’m wearing a white bra top in the form of a string tank top. It wasn’t intentionally aimed at anything, it was early morning and I usually like comfortable clothes.

“Look at these bastards drooling again because they see some skin. Tsk.”

I put a hair tie in my mouth and started tying my hair, arranging it with my fingertips.

Then,

-Ah really I want to ?? ?? ?? lol
-Is this intentional, streamer?
-Armpit
-Armpit is awesome
-Save gogo
-Chu be rub lol
-This is a true morning broadcast lol
-PD film it for money you fcker
-=Arm=
-Pyapyapya,,,
-It’s only hot if it’s colored
-Armpit gallery master rise
-So jealous of PD watching live
-Why are there so many who don’t know what’s hot
-My mouth is watering
-Ah fck manager please manage the chat

“What’s so good about armpits that you’re all going crazy.”

‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-Teacher, can I heat up some instant rice?

“Good timing with the food talk. Guys. First, what I’m going to do is prepare food for the kids. Today is a kindergarten discretionary holiday, so it’s a big deal. The twins will be quite troublesome. Is curry too heavy from the morning? It should be fine if I make it not spicy, right?”

My mouth is getting dry.
As I always feel, it’s really difficult to turn on the broadcast and speak in front of so many people. My throat got dry frequently enough to make even a camel’s mouth turn.
I took out a bottle of water and was drinking it, when

Slap-

Suddenly someone slapped my butt with their palm. Because of that, I was surprised and spilled all the water on myself.

“Kyaa! What is it? What, are you crazy. Don’t tell me PD-nim slapped me?”

“No, no! Am I crazy to slap you!”

Kim Hwachang jumped up denying it like Peter denying Jesus, his face about to melt.

Then he pointed his finger down.
The culprit was one of our house’s youngest,
Han Bom.

“Unnie!”

“Bom, you hit me?”

“Ung.”

“I almost dropped you. Why are you up so early?”

“Can’t sleep. What’s for breakfast?”

“Curry, okay?”

“Yeah!”

Bom went up to the second floor.
I got up again and was about to check the chat window.

Kim Hwachang covered his eyelids and said,
“Hey, you… change your clothes.”

“Why?”

“It’s, um, see-through.”

“Huh?”

I turned my head to check the chat window, and it was a crucible of excitement.
I turned pale and screamed.

“Ah, f*********ck-!!”