I Became an Unofficial Healer

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While Miriana noona was washing up, I tried sipping the black tea a few more times, but it still didn’t suit my taste.

…Isn’t there any fruit juice?

“Phew. That feels refreshing.”

Miriana noona came out of the bathroom with a long towel wrapped around her body.

…Wow. Clean like this, she really deserves the title Queen of the Night.

The water droplets still clinging to her body, not fully dried off, made her skin look moist.
Her wet hair made Miriana noona, already beautiful, look even more captivating.

Above all, while her dress with holes everywhere had been provocative, coming out with just a long towel was extremely bold.

“Hmph.”

Noticing my staring gaze, Miriana noona snorted and sat back on the sofa, crossing her legs.

“What? Regretting your stubborn pride? Even now… want to do it? Wouldn’t it be nice to hear information while doing it? I’ll show you the best night.”

I feel like I might give in to these continuous seductive words.

Hmm~ Maybe I could give in?

Such thoughts were starting to creep in!

But no! I’ll definitely get addicted!

Once I get a taste, I’ll definitely get addicted!

Stay focused!

At times like this, I should think of the angelic Celine.

Celine, who can’t lie and always smiles kindly even when she has to deflect questions!

Not only pretty and kind-hearted, but also with a voluptuous body…

I shouldn’t think about Celine either as it might make my lust more intense.

“I’ll pass.”

“Really? Am I not that attractive?”

“No, you’re extremely attractive to the point where blood is rushing to my lower half… but that’s that, and my principles are my principles!”

“You mean you have the stubbornness of a virgin otaku?”

No harsh truths!

“Well, fine. Men quickly change their words or principles once they’re coaxed a bit or when the atmosphere is right. Let’s enjoy it when that time comes. Or~ after you lose your virginity and get a taste for it?”

“I’m the type who wants to focus only on the woman I love.”

“Pfft, puhahaha!”

After hearing my words, Miriana noona clutched her stomach and burst into laughter.

Oh, I can see her cleavage.

“Y-you know what? Many men I’ve been with said the same thing. But they quickly said sex and love are separate things while happily moving their hips.”

“That’s their standard, not mine. I really love…”

“There were also idiots who babbled about having a very wide and abundant love.”

“Let’s discuss that after I get a girlfriend.”

“Yes~ I’ll root.for.you.to.get.one.soon♪”

Is this noona getting a taste for teasing me?

“So what do you want to ask? I’ll tell you everything I know.”

At Miriana noona’s words moving to the main point, I considered what to ask for a moment and then opened my mouth.

“Would you tell me about Celine?”

“Celine? That receptionist at the adventurer’s guild?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“Since Celine is a receptionist at the adventurer’s guild, she’s probably talked about a lot. So I want to check how much you know.”

“Hmm~ It’s not because you’re interested in her?”

“Celine is like an angel, so of course I’m interested in her.”

Miriana noona made a slightly frowning expression.

“Wow. That was a bit creepy just now, wasn’t it?”

“Stop nitpicking and tell me quickly.”

“Alright. Of course Celine comes up in conversations frequently. With that sea-blue hair that reaches her shoulders~ Those sapphire-like eyes, the pride of our city Kellion’s adventurer’s guild, right? She’s pretty enough~ with a good attitude~ and good work handling, so her reputation is good. And…”

Miriana noona spoke in order about Celine’s reputation and the information she had.
Where she was from, her family situation, her favorite snacks or foods, foods she dislikes, favorite colors or hobbies, and so on.

Among them was information about her figure.

Celine… E-cup and a childbearing type of body.

Very good information.

“Plus, she’s a woman who lives for her work, so she has no experience with men~.”

“Wow, really?”

I thought a beauty like Celine would naturally have dated at least one or two men in the past.

“Hmph,” Miriana noona snorted and said.

“You just thought ‘Someone like Celine must have had men in the past,’ right?”

Is she a mind reader?

“When men see Celine, they all think that way, so they don’t approach her, which is why she doesn’t have a man~.”

“Ahem.”

“Well, even flighty men who can’t control themselves around women can’t approach Celine now.”

“Why’s that?”

“Why? The moment someone tries to take advantage of such an excellent receptionist…”

“The moment?”

“It’s obvious they wouldn’t get a good look from any adventurers, male or female, right? Good work handling means she has that much trust and rapport with adventurers. What would Jin-sang do if a bad man made Celine cry?”

“The angelic Celine? I couldn’t forgive that.”

“Exactly.”

“Aha.”

I understand completely now.

“And would the guild master just stand by? The moment someone hurts an excellent employee, he’d probably come out and beat them up himself.”

“I see.”

Though I’ve never seen the guild master since he’s usually only in his office.
As expected, the guild master also treasures the excellent and angelic Celine.

“So, is your verification done?”

“Yes, it’s very good and accurate.”

“Of course it is~ Especially when I mentioned her breast size, your ears were perking up quite eagerly? Your body is so honest~.”

“Ahem.”

“Oh, by the way, I’m…”

Miriana noona folded her arms under her breasts, lifting them slightly as she said.

“F.”

Thank you for the good information!

“Now I’ll ask more seriously.”

“Look at your red face, so cute?”

Stop teasing me!

“Is teasing men a passive skill of the Queen of the Night? Do you even tease your lifesaver?”

“Hmm? No. This is just because Jin-sang is a man who’s fun to tease? Hoho. I told you, you’re cute.”

Was I… a cute man?

“If you really dislike it, I’ll stop teasing.”

No, I don’t particularly hate it that much.

“What are you going to ask this time?”

“…Who do you think would form a party with me, in Miriana noona’s opinion?”

“With Jin-sang? In your current state?”

“Yes.”

“Hmm… if people knew Jin-sang’s skills, of course they’d try to recruit you from all over.”

“I’d like that too, but that’s not happening.”

That damn license.

Damn it.

Tap tap tap, Miriana noona tapped her forearm with her index finger and looked at me as she said.

“Jin-sang.”

“What?”

“First, can you tell me about yourself?”

“Huh?”

“I’ve heard rumors about you, but… they were false rumors, right?”

“Yes.”

“Then I don’t really know what abilities or information Jin-sang actually has. It’s hard to give advice in that state, right? So tell me about yourself. How capable you are. And what you can’t do. I need information first to recommend you properly.”

I was happy to see Miriana noona trying to genuinely help me.

“Alright.”

I told Miriana noona about myself.

About how excellent my healing magic was and the fact that I couldn’t use any magic other than healing magic.

“Really? You can’t use anything but healing magic?”

“Even when I try to use basic magic, I get nausea, headaches, chills, and all sorts of symptoms.”

“That’s unusual.”

“Tell me about it. A body born to be a healer, yet unable to work as one.”

“How many times can you use magic?”

“A lot. I’m confident in my mana pool, so I can easily use it more than 30 times.”

“That’s impressive. But it’s really a shame that you can’t use anything but healing magic.”

Miriana noona, who was silent for a while as if organizing the information I’d told her in her head, asked me.

“Jin-sang, can you really… heal severed arms or legs?”

“Yes.”

“Wow… That’s honestly really… hard to believe? Such things might be barely possible for a high priest… no, maybe the Pope, but healing magic certainly can’t do that no matter what.”

“Hey, who do you think healed Miriana noona, who was in such a serious condition that both of those couldn’t help?”

“I know. That’s why I’m just slightly skeptical. If it were someone else, they’d just laugh it off as nonsense.”

“I’ve been laughed at like that many times.”

It really feels awful.

“Ah! I have a good idea.”

“Oh! What is it?”

Miriana noona smiled brightly and said to me.

“Healing severed arms or legs is really unbelievable, right? So if Jin-sang does it to yourself, people will definitely acknowledge it!”

“What?”

“You cut off your arm at the adventurer’s guild and then immediately heal it. Then people will know your skills well, right? Since Jin-sang believes in your magic skills, you can do it, right?”

“How could I do such a crazy thing that would obviously be extremely painful? Noona, are you a psycho?”

“Oh my, it was a certain and good idea, isn’t that too harsh?”

“…Ah, after hearing noona’s words, I thought of an even more certain and better method.”

“Really? What is it?”

“We go to the adventurer’s guild together and cut off noona’s arm.”

“What?”

“Since noona is another person, if I immediately heal the severed arm, people will have no choice but to acknowledge my healing magic. Since noona knows my magic skills, you can help, right?”

Following Miriana noona’s example, I smiled brightly, but Miriana noona gave me a disgusted expression and said.

“How could you do such a crazy thing that would obviously be extremely painful? Jin-sang, are you a psycho?”

Says the person who suggested the same thing.