I Became a Person Who Wanted To Drop Out of the Academy

Episode 17 – Blacksmith 3, who is suspiciously good at handling corpses –

Episode 17 – Blacksmith 3, who is suspiciously good at handling corpses –

Leaving the front door open is something that is not done even in Korea, which is one of the top five places in terms of security.

It’s hard to think that a person who does something like this with confidence is normal.

Even in a slum with poor security, they do something like this.

I thought he was really like that guy.

‘I doubted whether we would be able to meet each other because the pattern was different every time, but I’m glad.’

In WFS games, this is close to a random encounter.

A guy who randomly poses a problem and gives good rewards if you deal with it appropriately.

But the rewards were random, so he was a bad guy.

When I think about it, it’s ridiculous. Why are you giving me bikini armor when I play M Warrior?

And why did the game company idiots allow male characters to wear the bikini armor obtained that way?

When reminiscing about past memories.

Elijah asked me about that guy.

“So what does that blacksmith do? Looking at this, you seem like a special person… ?”

“Just call me an idiot. Lady Elijah. “Even if you say that, they’ll just giggle and not say anything.”

He is a crazy person who does not suffer mental damage even after listening to the drippings of chicken coops, merchants, and old maids.

Of course, the users who got so mad after seeing the (male) berserker wearing a black pink bikini somehow found a way to attack me with their berserk.

“First, let me explain before you meet that person. He’s shallow and doesn’t particularly like being polite, so if you can’t stand it, say less.

He is not someone you can buy with money, and he may fail, so take heart. For your information, I lose even if I use Auror Awakening, so I just stay still. “Okay?”

No problem will arise anyway, but I’ll tell you just in case.

Since the owner’s personality is close to random, this is to exclude variables as much as possible.

A small door appears after passing through a hallway that further deepens the stereotype of the slums.

And through the gap in the door, rainbow-colored light was coming out.

I don’t know what I have to do to make the rainbow-colored light come out.

If light mixes, doesn’t it become white?

In such an unstable situation, let’s all hesitate to open the door.

She, the owner of this house, forcibly gave us courage.

Cheolkkeun-

The door suddenly opens and forcibly reveals what was hidden inside. Fortunately, the light wasn’t a big deal.

It didn’t cause much damage to us.

There was only one blacksmith inside.

The blacksmith was very short. He was only half as tall as us.

I thought it was a child, but the sight of his beard sweeping the floor dispelled even that assumption.

If that being is a minor, the body, not the memory, would have returned during the regression.

“Okay. Nice to meet you all. You must have come to ask for a request, right? So what kind of request did you come for?”

Everyone thought it was a man, but they heard a soft voice.

They say you shouldn’t judge people just by their appearance.

The beautiful voice that resonated from inside her vocal cords combined with her outer appearance to create a tremendous sense of disconnect.

And the Blue Bloods, our learned class of intellectuals, mobilized all their knowledge to find out who that being was.

“D… Warp?”

“What? Yellow hair. “Is this your first time seeing a dwarf?”

“The kids here are seeing dwarves for the first time. “They are all nobles.”

“Why did the nobles come here? “I usually send an attendant.”

“Oh, just think of him as a fallen nobleman and move on. If you think about it that way, we can also say why the dwarves are here.”

“Tsk, that’s right.”

Dwarves were eventually pushed out due to the development of alchemy, a human technology.

Dwarves are still superior in pure technology.

In fact, the difference in quality of the materials created through alchemy was so overwhelming that they could not survive.

It is similar to how, no matter how well you make a wooden sword, it is difficult to cut a piece of metal.

“Okay. So, we have come to ask you a favor.”

“So what is it? “Hurry up before I lose interest.”

“Then let’s get to the point. There is an adult dragon corpse that needs to be dismantled. “Is it possible?”

And her body stiffened for a moment.

The fact that she is an adult dragon is something she has hardly ever seen.

“You… “Is that true?”

“No, you weren’t just deceived, so why can’t you believe it? “It seems like intuition can be easily fooled.”

“What!? Even though I’m as small as a kid, I’ve lived to be 1,500 years old! Does the 1,500-year age limit seem like a lie!?”

An average dwarf has a lifespan of about 150 to 300 years.

I don’t know how that b*tch is alive, but she has been living for over 1500 years.

I don’t know the principle. I searched and came here before the rice cake was revealed.

He is a dwarf whose name has not been revealed yet.

To provoke her, I hit her in a bit of a corner.

“Wow, if you lived to be 1,500 years old, wouldn’t you be a bit dead?”

“I haven’t even gotten married or dated properly yet! “Isn’t it too much to ask to die?”

A person who likes this dweak must have both pedophilia and reverse pedophilia.

It must be somewhere.

It’s not for me to find it.

“If I stayed pure for 1,500 years, I would skip unicorns.”

“On the contrary, the unicorn will be excited and happy! “A woman who has maintained her chastity for 1,500 years is still alive here!”

“Don’t you know that at around 1500 years old, unicorn overflow occurs and unicorns reject you?”

“What kind of nonsense is that?”

“Unicorns like people who are pure, but if that purity is too strong, a kind of reversal phenomenon occurs, and the unicorns regard them as impure.”

“What kind of nonsense is that? Explain briefly.”

“If you’ve known this for so long, even the unicorn is an asshole. “They say they filter it while doing it.”

“f*ck you, you bastard.”

Unicorns basically like chaste people, especially chaste women.

However, if one stays pure for too long, it is judged that there is a problem with the reproductive desire, which is the nature of living things, and there is a mental problem, so it is judged to be impure and filtered.

Chastity does not change. They see you as an idiot.

From a human perspective, it would be like seeing someone who is a virgin at age 80.

And the dwarf huffed in anger as if he was finally annoyed by those words.

This is the dwarf’s strategy.

Because their pride is so strong, if they are ignored in an emotional state, there is a high probability that they will listen.

I would like to praise the person who discovered this damn strategy. These are people who have discovered Easter eggs sprinkled in reality to show how outstanding their acting skills are.

“I’m still pure, so even if the unicorn doesn’t like it, I won’t reject it, but you will?”

“So why is the word leaking out there! “Surely you didn’t come to make a request!?”

“From what I heard, he came because he was clearly a talented and cool blacksmith, but when I came here, I found out that he was a dwarf who was such a brat and a liar that he even ignored unicorns. Of course, you wouldn’t doubt if it was real, right?

And if it’s not true, people don’t get angry. Did a man get angry because you told him you were a woman? What kind of idiot are you talking about? So, I saw it once and it seems like it’s real?”

“No? I am a skilled and cool blacksmith just like you said! Show me somewhere! “I will completely separate every single scale from that corpse!”

Good. It’s a success.

I don’t know what causes a person to suddenly change like bipolar disorder, but you have to take advantage of it.

“So where is it! “Tell me now!”

“It’s a little far from here, is that okay? Like I said, we have to dismantle it secretly.”

“Just give me the cost of the airship and I’ll go! “I will show you my sincerity!”

In the end, fortunately, when the transaction was successful, he looked back and smiled at his colleagues.

Colleagues around him were dumbfounded by the low-quality conversation between a human who was still new in society, a dwarf who was an old woman, and a man with a mental age of 54.

“Then let’s leave right away. “Hurry before the dragon’s body spoils!”

And before the messy situation was resolved, we quickly headed to the airship settlement.

The door to her house was left unlocked.

She says that even if you tried to rob her, she wouldn’t be able to rob you.

She says that since they are items that cannot be used by anyone but her, their value is close to zero.

I ended up visiting the airship settlement once again.

I had been here several times, so I completed the procedures skillfully and boarded the flight ship.

The destination was Wol’s Magyeong.

Probably by now, the area of the Demonic Sutra has been greatly reduced due to the disappearance of the source of the Demonic Sutra.

It will be noisy internally, but it’s none of my business.

If I got rid of the demonic spirit, the empire should be grateful to me.

“Then let’s get some sleep until we arrive. “I’ll see you all next time.”

The second night of the three days given during the field experience learning period has passed.

—-

When we arrived at Wol’s Magic View, the scenery we saw was chaos.

The area of the Moon’s demonic landscape is shrinking. That is why an automatic carriage bearing the emblem of a higher-ranking organization came to the Yue Demonic Administration Bureau.

And the management bureau staff seemed to be busy preparing people for the upper level.

“Ah… ! You’re here… ! “Could you follow me for a moment?”

And then the manager who guided us called us.

I answered right away because it was obvious for some reason.

“I’ll first check the dragon’s condition and then talk about it.”

“No. Well, something happened… “

“You can’t even approach it anyway because of the protection magic. Instead of drastically reducing its duration, we made it so that it never disintegrates. “It’s quite expensive, so we can’t dismantle it with the people here, so please just let us in.”

Of course, even if the dragon is left as is, reports will be sent to other organizations due to the demonic spirit of the moon and other various reasons.

Since the time when the dragon was captured and the area of the moon’s demonic sutra decreased was the same, naturally, one would quickly reach the conclusion that the dragon was the source of the demonic sutra.

Then what happens? Simple.

‘They will try to take over the dragon somehow.’

Even if you are not from the imperial family, it is a huge benefit if you can secure a dragon heart.

Whether it is personal ownership or work to increase performance, greed always gets involved.

‘Maybe that’s why he was trying to kill time. To somehow make it theirs before it is confirmed as ours.’

That’s why I told the manager the simple truth.

“Are we the ones who killed that dragon? We also have Jingeom now… “What do you want to do?”

Could it be that a greedy official, be it someone who wants to personally gulp down the Dragon Heart or something, brought someone capable of dealing with us?

Even though we brought him here, the dwarf who is about to throw a tantrum behind us is stronger than the professors.

If you scratch your pride, they will go on a rampage and confirm ownership, so there is no problem.

“That… Then to the hangar… Let me guide you… “

And the manager who guides us with an open look of dejection.

However, they were the first to not keep their promise.

Rattle~

A hangar door that opens with a huge metal friction sound.

And inside, there are WWI tanks and early automobiles that still maintain the same appearance.

And the old ancient dragon we caught, Horntail.

And there are people gathered around them who look suspicious at first glance.

“No, what on earth are they doing!! “Are you having such a hard time just because you couldn’t solve one spell?”

“Quickly cancel the magic and then start dismantling!!! “We don’t know about the rest, but we must secure the Dragon Heart!”

“If I can somehow secure the Dragon Heart, I can play and eat for the rest of my life.

No. You can even join the imperial guard! So make sure to secure it!”

And looking at the sounds that were heard, it was truly a sight to behold.

It looks like they are trying to secure the Dragon Heart somehow and confirm ownership.

If I had done something else with that kind of effort, I would have gotten even higher.

Before further sophistry continues, Elijah, Sylvia, Theseus, the dwarf, and I.

This party of five people approached our fruition.

“Wait! “What are you all doing?”

I approached closer and stopped their actions.

And perhaps they also noticed, as those who lifted the spell looked openly embarrassed.

However, people wearing round glasses and looking like they were going to process documents appeared.

It was assumed that they were people trying to cope with this situation.

“Hello everyone. “Would you like to be one of the people who caught this dragon?”

“Yes. “Is that correct?”

“Let me tell you first. I strongly request that you remove the protective spell placed on this dragon. This dragon is presumed to be the source of the Demonic Sutra, and it is very important data as there has never been a case where a living being became the source of the Demonic Sutra.

And basically, the magic scriptures are not owned by individuals, but are strictly owned by the state that manages them. Therefore, if this dragon is the source of the demonic world, then the ownership of the dragon lies with the Helium Empire, which is the management country of the lunar demonic realm.”

Oh. This is really sophistry.

If you hunt in imperial territory, it must be owned by the empire. Right now, I’m the only one who goes hunting in the magic world in the game.

And where are you talking? Who wants to own the magic mirror? I just manage it because it sucks if I don’t manage it.

‘I don’t think I know the law.’

I made thorough preparations to obtain a dragon heart that was completely mine and not my family’s.

They will take advantage of the general public’s lack of knowledge of the law to obtain ownership of the Dragon Heart and then accuse them of scheming, claiming that there is no evidence that we hunted them.

However. I am a fraud.

This is the conman who has mastered at least one law in order to commit fraud.

A battle between swindlers and swindlers. But one fraudster knows that the other fraudster is a fraudster.

Win or defeat has already been decided at this moment.

However, refutation must be done after all arguments have been made. I waited until the person I didn’t know where the official came from finished speaking.

“So, it can be said that your protection magic is completely illegal at this time, and we, the Helium Empire, will strongly ask you to cooperate in moving this dragon’s body to the empire’s facility.

If you refuse this request for cooperation, you will be punished according to the laws of the Helium Empire, and in the worst case, you may be executed for seizing the Dragon Heart of the Helium Empire by force.”

The word ‘following the law’ is important. According to the law, I am not punished.

Because the dragon does not belong to the empire.

But he didn’t tell any lies.

If you semi-forcibly seize a Dragon Heart belonging to the Empire, you are subject to the death penalty. It’s just not stolen.

“What are you doing! Hurry up and don’t break the spell! “Are you going to take responsibility if a body gets damaged because of you?”

After that, a very evil-looking official came to our aid.

At first glance, he looked like a military class leader or a strong person.

But no matter how much I am an Auror Master, I am still an Auror Master. There was no way he would lose to a civil servant who was not even familiar with Auror enhancement.

“Let’s hurry up. If you fail to comply beyond this, you may be charged additional costs for damage to the body.”

“Now, can’t you hear the number of crimes being increased? Steal the Dragon Heart and destroy the Yue Demon Land, which is owned by the Empire! Plus, the cost of damage to the body!! “Your sentences are increasing, so move quickly!”

“We can do something about Wol’s Demonic Sutra, so you’d better hurry.”

“The Empire is so merciful. How can you destroy a good experience course called the Demon World of the Moon and still look after it? How? “Are you still not moving?”

And then they put pressure on us by doing ridiculous tiki-taka things to each other.

Our party members were all speechless at that absurd reaction.

Of course, I had something to say, so I motioned to the party members to stay still.

Lastly, I asked a question.

“But. “I have something I’m really curious about.”

“What? “Aren’t you moving fast?”

“You guys. “Aren’t there any communication magic tools or magic birds right now?”

“What is that?”

“And if you let Dragon Heart be known, of course the wildcats would flock to it, so you wouldn’t have even contacted them, right?”

“What are you saying? “If there is no further cooperation, we will just enforce it.”

“Really. Really. I really have a question… “

“This bastard… !”

And then the military base commander, who seemed to be unable to bear it any longer, came to hit me.

However, he never got to hold the military discipline.

Pung ㅡ

There was the sound of a shell exploding.

But it wasn’t a shell that exploded.

It was just that one person’s right arm ruptured and exploded.

My left hand was holding the hand of a rogue official who was approaching me and it exploded.

He contorted his face with all his nerves.

“Quaaah!!! “I’m going to kill you, you son of a b*tch.”

His words never continued.

Because I hit him on the head with my fist.

Fortunately, his skull was not shattered, but he will probably not be able to think normally for some time.

“This is a hostile intention against the empire! “If it continues any longer-”

“Wait a minute. I really have one more question… “

When the officials surrounding the dragon looked shocked at my actions, I declared.

“I’m really curious… If you left without contacting me… “Why didn’t you realize that we could kill you all?”

“What… !”

And infuse the vocal cords with aura.

“If we just kill them all and take only the dragon, no one but us will know that the source of the Demonic Sutra is the dragon anyway, right?”

Imitated a dignified voice.

Of course, if we go through the normal process, there will be internal whistleblowing, so it has to be a small number of elites.

If that’s the case, then they can’t be stronger than us. Ironically, they tried to take away our fruits.

After those words were heard, the officials seemed to have grasped the situation and prepared for battle.

We had already finished preparations.

“Don’t kill me. Just cut off the limbs. “Because I might have to save it.”

I’m not a person who kills people and doesn’t feel any guilt.