Honkai: Man(Sludge) From Future

Theresa took the initiative to visit.

She had always been afraid to come, but this time, she had no choice.

It was too scary. Why was a Herrscher of the Thunder doing Honkai shooting beams of light in the sky above the Japan, as if they were cleaning a window?

There wasn't a single cloud in the sky. They had all been blown away by Doctor Tesla's blast, giving this New Year in the Japan a strange, "Should we set off some fireworks to add some clouds?" kind of vibe.

Theresa had to come down and check out the situation.

To be honest, she was really afraid of the tentacle monster.

Before Theresa even reached the door, she heard a familiar voice and the sound of retreating footsteps.

"Just you wait!" Tesla shouted as usual, while obediently working.

It seemed like Doctor Tesla had been scolded. No one knew what Noldrei had scolded her for. In any case, she had been sent out by Noldrei to buy New Year's goods.

Actually, in the Herrscher of the Void's eyes, Tesla, this Herrscher of Thunder, was very strange.

It seemed like if she wasn't whipped a couple of times a day, she would feel unsatisfied and would have the urge to argue with Noldrei.

No one knew if it was because she spent eighty years engrossed in her research and didn't interact with people much, or that she had done her research for so long that she forgot about her own sexual repression.

The Herrscher of the Void had recently read the book Female Physiological XX. She didn't memorize the full title, but she remembered some of the strange content in there.

She had to admit that Kiana's body was really powerful, powerful enough to enter a sage mode whenever she wanted, just like the Herrscher of the Void's current mental state.

Although the Herrscher of the Void had an emotional system within her cerebral cortex, she didn't have a corresponding physical sensory system. This greatly reduced the need to produce emotions like anger.

It was like a feeling of beauty from an out-of-body experience, as if she was a soul detached from her body.

That's why she kept wondering how Tesla survived the last eighty years. She'd heard that the sensory perception of human girls matured earlier, and yet, Doctor Tesla had been born for eighty years and had barely interacted with men until Noldrei modified her body.

It could only be said that in some unknown nights, Doctor Tesla probably had her own unique thoughts.

The Herrscher of the Void didn't possess a single Herrscher core; she was still running around under the name Sirin.

'I'm also a Herrscher, I'm also a Herrscher…'

Whenever she was alone at night, the big head would comfort itself like this. Sometimes, she had no choice but to become Noldrei's body pillow.

Being a body pillow meant she'd be hugged and used as a cushion while she watched him and Kiana play games late into the night.

These two future humans could not be described as people who did nothing serious, but it could also be said that they enjoyed everything life could offer.

This kind of life felt like retirement to the Herrscher of the Void.

But for Bronya, it was another world.

'This is so great! I almost forgot about my important goal of saving Seele.'

Bronya's daily work was to record Noldrei, record Kiana, record Siegfried, record Tesla, record Raiden Mei, record all their daily lives, and then send it to Miss Rita.

In the end, the only things Rita received were tons of messages like: 'What games did they play today?' 'Who became a pony again?' 'How many times did Doctor Tesla get whipped?' 'Is Kiana playing tentacle games with Raiden Mei again?'

And that was it.

Sometimes, Bronya would even feel ashamed about the payment she received from Miss Rita.

Why couldn't she discover anything useful?

For example, she didn't realize what was going on when Noldrei and Doctor Tesla went to the sky for a "blast."

What was wrong with Doctor Tesla? What happened? Did they have a conflict? How come everything seemed normal?

Bronya was worried that sending this kind of information to Miss Rita would cause misunderstandings, so sometimes she would have to write a couple more sentences to Rita.

'Miss Rita, have you eaten?'

'Miss Rita, how are you feeling today?'

'Miss Rita, want to come out and celebrate the New Year?'

'Miss Rita, the weather's good today.'

These were all the things Bronya wrote to Rita to fill the pages. She seemed to only be able to send these observation diaries to Rita, occasionally adding her own comments on their lives.

If she didn't know that these people were dangerous, Rita, after seeing Bronya's report, would just sigh…

What a peaceful day!

So peaceful that Schicksal's surveillance of the Japan suddenly lost connection for a period of time, and who knew how many unmanned surveillance devices fell from the sky.

That's why Theresa came down to check on the situation in the Japan.

She finally knocked on the door of the future human's home.

"Anyone home? No one's there? Then I'll be going back then…"

Theresa's voice was soft and cute. She seemed rather hesitant to raise her voice outside the door of the Nagazora Emperor's Palace, afraid of being grabbed by a tentacle that would shoot out from inside.

One could vaguely see some gel-like armor hidden underneath her collar.

Theresa obediently followed Himeko's suggestion, and asked Schicksal to design a conservative, fully-covered Valkyrie battlesuit.

"Coming, coming!"

The one who answered the door was a middle-aged man.

After opening the door, Siegfried rarely showed a surprised expression.

Theresa was also surprised at Siegfried's appearance.

He was wearing an apron, holding a spatula in his hand, surrounded by the aroma of fried rice.

'Wait, what's going on?'

"Theresa? Why are you here to get your head chopped off too? Go away, quick! Doctor Tesla will kill you if she finds out you came here."

Siegfried had heard Doctor Tesla secretly cursing Theresa about being scammed more than once.

Theresa didn't expect Doctor Tesla to be this petty.

She awkwardly smiled and said, "I actually came here to discuss something with the owner of this house."

Everyone knew this was Ryoma Raiden's house, but the owner of this house wasn't Ryoma Raiden.

Siegfried's face turned bitter as he said, "Go away now, there's nothing for Schicksal here. People come here every day like this, aren't I just fine too?"

"Did you become the Emperor's chef?"

Theresa actually knew about the grand event of Noldrei's ascension to the throne.

"I'm not a chef, it's just that we have a big family here, and Raiden Mei can't handle all the cooking by herself, so I help her out. I can't let my daughter do all the work, can I? Or should I leave it to Cocolia and Ryoma Raiden? The only one who is somewhat useful, Fu Hua, has been taken away by Tesla."

Siegfried complained about his fate of becoming a chef's assistant. His greatsword skills had been reduced to chopping ribs.

Nobody wanted Kiana to do any of the cooking because this person would definitely use her tentacles to cook.

Although everyone knew that it was clean, even cleaner than their washed hands, they still couldn't really accept it psychologically.

"Siegfried, what are you doing? If there are guests, invite them in."

Noldrei poked his head out and saw the 'little girl' outside, saying, "I've already asked Tesla to go buy some things, we're preparing for the New Year's dinner after she comes back."

"You don't have parents either, right? I know, come join us for dinner."

Theresa felt unexpectedly moved. But it would've been better if he hadn't brought up the topic of 'parents'.