Hazbin Boss

~The Next Morning~

(Hazbin Hotel Lobby)

Everyone down in the lobby was just relaxing and getting things together after all the chaos. Blitz busted down his room door and ran to the stairs. "Guess who's getting married FUCKERS!!!" As Stolas shows his ring. Charlie's eyes lit up with awe to this. "Oh, my, GOSH CONGRADULATIONS!!!"

"A wedding in hell?".Adam Laughs about it. "That's fucking RICH!"

"Yea well, SCREW YOU TOO FALLEN!"

"You know, demons get married too. Adam." Says Stolas to Adam.

"That's Hillarious!!!" He says as he walks off laughing "It's not like it will be forever or anyting!"

"Congratulations you two." smiles Vaggie.

Cloak blinks. "Weddings are possible in hell?" he didn't know that was even possible!

"It is now BITCHES!!!!" Yells Blitzø.

Stolas giggles as he is held in Blitz arms.

"We plan to do it today. We have been planning it for a couple of weeks now. It will be at noon, when the blood moon is at its fullest." Says Stolas.

~The Evening~

"Alright let's get this, well going..." Says Lucifer.

"Ugh! Does this dress make me look fat?!" Asks Blitzø.

"No sir, it is. Fine." Says Millie

"So it does then! Ughhhh!!" He yells running off.

"Blitz!!" Millie Follows him.

"Sir, that's not what she said!" Moxxie also follows him.

Stolas fixes his outfit as he looks out at the crowd as he gives off a sigh of a bit of worry. "It's finally happening. He and me, it's all I ever wanted."

"Alright, alright here we go. Let's do this..." he takes the flowers and goes to the doors that open to the outside as Fizzarolli plays the music and Moxxie and Millie go to the front where Stolas is with Loona.

Loona stands near Stolas, being the maid of honor, looking somewhat bored but happy for them with a smile and dressed nicely in a dress of own style that still matches the theme of the wedding. (XD). The music begins to play, as Blitzø walks down the isle as rice is thrown but it hits Blitzø in the eye a couple of times. "Fuck fuck!" He yells. "Hey! You rice fuckers! Stop throwing shit in my fuckin eye!"

"Oh gosh here he comes." Thinks Stolas.

Blitzø makes it up there in his dress cause he thought it would be funny and he is a clown though no one was laughing. (Lol). He looked up at Stolas a little awkward but also blushing a little bit. "H-hey, Stolas."

"Hello, Blitzy. You look very, magnificent."

Blitzø chuckles. "What this old thing, I told you I could pull it off. Got it for a good deal too!" Stolas smiles and Blitz back at him. Moxxie wipes his eyes remembering his and Millie's wedding.

"Oh Moxxie, you okay?" Says Millie with her thick Southern accent.

"Yes .....it just.....reminds me of our wedding." They both smile and she wipes a tear from his eye.

"Awww Moxxie."

"Oh get over yourself Moxxie! This is my day!" He yells with attitude and sass as he does.

"Oh yes, sorry sir, of course." Says Moxxie.

"H-hey Stolas. You look....uh...good." he Flirts.

Stolas chuckles. "You don't look bad yourself, my little imp!" He says touching his cheeks.

"Wow, well I guess Hell is still full of surprises, congratulations Stolas and uhhh..." Lucifer looks at the paper.

"It's Blitz you pompous asshole!"

"Oh, right right. Blitz, since it is usually him doing the ceremonies and stuff, it will be me officiating this wedding. Assholes..." He clears his throat as he opens up his demonic ceremony book.

Angel Dust looks at his own outfit and cringes and pulls at his collar. "Mannn this outfit is complete bullshit."

"It's for, Stolas and Blitzø wedding though. There union is just *sniffles* so beautiful. Love is a beautiful thing." Cries Charlie a little bit.

"Oh, please- it looks... uh, fine." Says Husker to Angel as he was sitting nearby- two or three seats away- and watching the wedding, a small smile on face.

"It's definitely different but yes. It is beautiful." Vaggie says touching her hand on Charlie's. "I mean an imp and a prince. It is definitely new."

"But it's a start to redemption for them both." Charlie smiles looking up at them.

Lucifer clears his throat. "Devily demons, imps, fallen angels and sins. We are gathered here today to celebrate Prince Stolas and I.M.P's Leader Blitzø. A very unique union."

It made Blitzø feel awkward all the wording and things he hears.

Stolas holds his hand to reassure him as he smiles down at him. Blitzø smiles back but a little awkward about it. "Well say your vows, Stolas. You first."

Stola looked down at Blitz. "Blitzy, Since I was young and first saw you as that little imp at the circus. I had dreamed about being with you like this, as my friend, lover and husband." He said touching his face softly. Blitzø eyes showed emotion of both love and affection. I would never thought that my first friend and one I wanted would be mine. Things may have been bumpy at first but now it's okay. "I'm glad you apologized and reached out to me. Cause I don't know what my life would be without you in it." Stolas continued to say.

Stolas smiles as he looks over at Blitz. "Blitz, it's your turn." Says Lucifer.

"I-Im....not great with these things, expressing myself with all these... people? But I'll....I'll try just this once. Stolas, I thought at first you would use me then when you told me.....you liked me....you wanted to be with me, I mean a prince loving a imp, it was....hard to believe..." Blitzø looked down, sadly, looking at his hands and the ring that he got from Stolas.

"Then when I thought I would lose you....and looked down at another person kissing you....I thought.....I wanted you too and I was going to lose you. I-I do want you too, you are the only one, who understood why I was.....how I am....thank you Stolas. I....love...you..."

Lucifer teared up some as he wiped his tears away. "If anyone objects to this wedding. Forever hold your peace."

A extremely tall demon puts a gun up to Angel Dust head. "You fucking TWINK! You really THINK! You can get away from me, ME! VALENTINO! Overlord and owner of Sexxx porn studio!" Valentino grabs Angels arm tightly as he has the gun to his head. "Sorry to interrupt the wedding! but this is business!"

"Valentino! Let him **GO!**" Demands Charlie showing her demon side horns.

"Oh fuck NO I squeezed into this dress and had this DAMN WEDDING AND ILL BE DAMNED IF YOU RUIN THIS! Millie! Moxxie!"

"On it!" Says Millie.

"Got it!" Says Moxxie as they both run over to try to get Angel Dust out of Vals hands.

Angels eyes widen. "What the hell?!"

"Quiet BITCH! Come any closer and I'll blow his brains out!" He threatened. They began shooting at Valentino. Val shooting back as well as he blew his pheromone around to weaken people. Valentino kicked down a table as he had a shield. "See this SHIT YOU GOT US INTO! YOU little BITCH!" Says angrily with venom to Angel Dust.

Huskers ears fold back and growls as eyes narrow, staring down Valentino. "Let him go, Valentino!" charging a handful of dice, throwing them towards Val before covering nose. Blitz coughed as he put on a gas mask as he sneaks close. Stolas worries but hides. "Some wedding this is!" Valentino coughed from the smoke. Blitz stabs Valentino in the wing and tore it. "Ah ha BITCH!"

Valentino gets mad and grabs Blitz by the neck and throws him back.

"BLITZY!" Stolas catches him in his arm.

"He, good catch." Says Blitz.

Stolas chuckles. "Thanks"

Husk throws molecular charged cards at Val that explode on contact like the dice.

Valentino growls to all this as he shots at Husker and Blitz. Blitz dodges it with Stolas.

Millie jumps on his back cuts his arm a bit to let go of Angel Dust.

Huskers eyes widen and takes cover, continuing to throw charged explosive dice and playing cards. Angel Dust bites the shit outta Valentino's arm.

"Ouch! You BITCH!" Valentino kicks him in the face.

"I think that is enough for one day. Says Alastor said behind him as his eyes turned to black and dials looking as his tentacles wrapped around Valentino. You hear a deer noise as a hole opens and tentacles grab Angel and everyone out of the way but Valentino as he laughs manically. Husk backs further underneath a table for cover, being terrified of Alastor's power.

"What the FUCK!!!!" He says as he falls to the hole. "I'll GET YOU ANGEL DUST!" Valentino says holding onto the edge.

"Want to do the honors?" Alastor says to Angel Dust, saying to step on his one hand.

Angel smiles darkly. "Fuck yeah!" He slams his foot on Valentino's hand. "Ha!"

"AH!!! FOCKIN BITCCCCHHHHHHH" He yells as he falls into the hole. Angel laughs as Valentino falls into the hole abyss.

"Welp! I'm going to drink after this let's get back to this FUCKING WEDDING!"

Husk shaking unseen underneath cover until Alastor's power stops and he calms down, slowly crawling out then dusts self off and fixes bowtie.

"Agreed." Says Stolas.

"Of course. Good to see you join us again, Husker." Says Alastor looking at Husker who just came out from hiding from seeing his powers. Husk glares at Alastor as if to say "fuck you", goes to check on Angel Dust. "Hey, you okay?"

"Uh yea....." He gets up off the ground and grabs his hat after that. "Your fucking crazy! You could of killed everyone!" Yells Lucifer at Alastor.

"But I didn't. We're fineee." He says with a smile at him as if he wasn't worried or careed about anything.

"Why you takey piece of!-" yells Lucifer.

Charlie clears her throat. "Let's, not fight anymore.....this is supposed, to be a, special day for those two."

"Yeah- besides, I would like to get to the after wedding party so I can get back to doing my job and drinking." Comments Husker.

"I fucking agree with that ughhh!" Says Blitz. Everyone goes and sits down as they go back to the alter.

Lucifer says Irritated with Alastor once again, he clears his throat. "Now, with the seven rings of hell, I now pronounce you husband and husband? Yes, husband and husband. You may now kiss your partner!"

Stolas kisses Blitzø and Blitzø him back, French style. Everyone claps.

Blitzø puts the ring on Stolas finger and Stolas on his as he raises his arm up. "Married Bitches! Now let's get FUCKING DRUNK!" He runs off with Stolas.

Husker stands and claps with everyone else before walking off to return to job and grabbing a bottle as he drank as well.

~Outside Vee Tower, Pride Ring, Hell~

Valentino lands close to the V-Tower outside the area and smacks down hard on the ground with a splat! "Ah, fuckin. Bitch! I'll get them!" He gets up and walks back injured slowly with a sort of limp. "I'll get him, I'll get them all!" He says holding onto his arm and his wing injured. Valentino sees a shadow behind him. "Who's there?! Show yourself you fucking little whore!" He yells looking around. As he hears a giggle that echoed all around him. "hehehehehe.." She moves around in the shadows like a feral gremlin. "FUCKING SHOW YOURSELF NOW!" He yells. She snuck up behind him, laughing maniacally as she climbed up his robe and took out a rope and started strangling him. He began to choke as she tried to strangle him as he fight her rolling and hitting into the wall with her on him. She crawls around to his chest like a bug, taking out a knife and repeatedly stabbing Valentino. "hehehAHAHA!! STAB! STAB! AHAHAHHA!". Valentino gasps as he puked up blood and falls to the ground in front of V-Tower.

Niffty jumps off and runs away into the shadows, laughing and crawling like a bug.

Vox was walking back when he saw Val, lying on the ground with blood all over the place. "Holy shit Val what happened?!"

Valentino doesn't speak.

"Shit! Shit! Shit!" He drags Val inside the Vee Tower.

Valentino barely had his eyes open but sees the light from Vox's screen. "V-vox?"

"Hey, its okay Val.. " he started to patch him up using his jacket to try and stop the blood, he tried to stay calm and hold back his tears. His bleeding got excessive. "Fuck-Fuckin.... Twink and.." coughs up more blood.

"No don't you dare! Stay with me..!" he was trying his fastest to patch Valentino up.

"Fucking, Alastor....did....this..." he holds Voxs hands in this as his grip losens and he falls back and stops breathing.

"Alastor?! What about Alastor?! Val? VALENTINO?!" He shook him trying to keep him alive. "No you don't you bitch!" he started doing CPR on Valentino. He had no response.

"Damn it!!!" Yells Vox still trying to save him as he falls to his knees, holding back tears but instead begins to cry.

"What happened now." Says Velvette on her phone scrolling on social media.

"They killed him..." Says Vox sadly.

"WHAT?!" She runs over to see.

"Nonononono…." Shakes Val. "VAL WAKE UP, VAL!!!"

"He's dead.." Vox says coldly. He looked like he almost didn't believe it. She began to cry as there colleague, one of the Vees had pasted on.

"WHO FUCKING DID THIS?!" yells Velvette upset by one of them dying. Vox, clawed the side of the table, leaving claw marks as he opened his eyes, his left eye swirls as he says darkly. "Alastor."