Genshin Impact: Life Simulator

[Detected simulation trigger conditions, Life Simulator preparing to activate!]

As Nathan thought, his mind stirred with activity.

Why Shenhe, whom he'd never met, showed such strange hostility - the answer lay in this life simulator.

"Nathan... step back, something seems wrong with my junior sister!"

Ganyu warned while staying alert to Shenhe.

Most shocking was the crimson greatsword in Shenhe's hands.

The blade emitted an ominous red glow, its core decoration pulsing like a living heart.

Such an eerie weapon couldn't be her master's work.

"Get... out of my way!!!"

Shenhe continued her cold words, creating a stark contrast as the beautiful woman wielded the massive sword one-handed.

"I won't let you hurt Nathan!!!"

Ganyu firmly refused.

Even if this was her nominal junior sister, regarding Nathan, there was no room for compromise.

"Hmph!!!"

Ganyu's stance only increased Shenhe's displeasure!

"Clang!!!"

The crimson sword struck down, blocked by Ganyu's bow.

Neither sister yielded in their clash.

[Life Simulator formally activating, please actively choose one talent!]

[Blue talent - Link: After obtaining this talent, you can link your spirit with others.

Your emotions, knowledge, and even combat abilities can be shared to the maximum extent.]

[Purple talent - Kunning's Feet: After obtaining this talent, you'll unlock a state called "Kun Kun."

In this state, any malice toward you will be brought to justice... ]

[Purple talent - Golden Chelsea: After obtaining this talent, you'll receive an item called Golden Chelsea. Wearing it awakens the power to transform into Blue Enchantress.]

"..."

After reading these talents, Nathan's mind went blank briefly.

These talent descriptions seemed increasingly unreliable.

Especially the latter two purple talents, filled with meme elements.

"I choose the first talent - Link..."

If forced to choose among these three, Nathan could only reluctantly pick the first one.

[Actively chosen talent - Link, after loading the life script, one random talent of any quality will be generated!]

[Due to this simulation's special circumstances, the random talent will be converted to a designated talent.]

"Huh? Why a designated talent again?"

Nathan wondered, seeing the same situation as the previous simulation...

Random generation cancelled, forcibly changed to designated talent.

Last time was due to difficulty factors, during the Archon War period.

For such high-difficulty simulations, the system would auto-correct.

"Not another life-risking difficult simulation?"

[No... this time it's due to the simulation's special nature, hence the targeted talent!]

Hearing the system's explanation, Nathan relaxed.

If he had to fight enemies like gods again, at least give him trump card talents like last time!

Meanwhile, Ganyu suddenly felt the pressure on her arms vanish.

The next second, Shenhe had moved to her side.

"Nathan... danger!"

The crimson sword raised high, about to strike the dazed Nathan.

[Life Simulator formally beginning, now loading script!]

[Loading progress: 0%...10%...30%...60%...90%...100%]

[Loading complete, beginning script import - One Heart, One Body.]

[Due to special circumstances, designated talent activating!]

[Purple talent - Darkin: After obtaining this talent, your will merges with a weapon.

When others touch the weapon, you can devour and control their mind, transforming them into a powerful Darkin warrior!]

[You've become a sword!]

[You've appeared in a mountain cave in Liyue!]

[Due to your nature, you cannot leave your physical form.]

[Countless years accumulate as you wait for someone to draw you!]

[Until one day, in a village outside the cave, a deranged father who left home finds his daughter!]

[The father brings his daughter to the cave, and the story begins...]

[Immersive mode activated, life simulation loading successful!]

Shenhe's greatsword approached Nathan's head as his surroundings began rapidly changing.

...............

In the dimly lit cave, Nathan finally awoke from his daze.

"Hmm?"

His first instinct was to move his limbs.

But as soon as the thought arose, Nathan realized it was unnecessary.

Because in his current state, he had no limbs at all.

If in the previous simulation, the system gave him pure qilin blood and made him non-human,

Then this life simulation was even more ridiculous - beyond ridiculous.

Right now, Nathan had become a greatsword stuck in the ground.

This wasn't just making him non-human, this removed him from the category of living beings entirely. (lmao)

What's it like becoming a sword?

If anyone asked this question, current Nathan could give the most authoritative answer.

That is... feeling completely constrained.

His consciousness remained, able to think and sense his surroundings.

But beyond that, he could do nothing.

Couldn't speak, couldn't make any movement.

He was truly just a sword, stuck in the depths of this empty cave...

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