Chapter 90: Need Help
As in the throne of the previous used of the Harem system, each them was seating on there throne.
Katarina was the first to speak. "You know, I am board I wonder if Ritsuka will come today".
Masachika then spoke. "The kid will come if he has a problem that is all".
Host No 1 then spoke. "Forget, he is not coming back ever".
Host No 2 looked at No 1. "Shut your Edgy Demon ass up".
As then they heard falling then thud, as they saw Ritsuka as Ritsuka lipted his head
Ritsuka just side. "Why all the goddamm time".
As then he looked at all the host and then spoke. "I need help with Yandare".
All of them stopped and looked at Host No 54, as everyone other host had a face that says, it is your turn dumass
Host no 54 just laughed. "Yeah, sure come to guy who the best harem was yandere Harem, still no regrets".
As the other hosts all turned to Host No. 54, Ritsuka raised an eyebrow, brushing dust off his clothes. "Wait, you're telling me this guy is the Yandere expert? He doesn't exactly scream 'qualified.'"
Host No. 54 leaned back in his throne, a cocky grin plastered across his face. "Listen, kid, yandere harems are an art. You don't deal with them; you manage them. They're like unstable explosives—one wrong move, and boom, you're six feet under. But handled right? They'll go to hell and back for you."
Host No. 2 rolled his eyes. "Yeah, right. Says the guy who almost got stabbed by his 'best girl' three times in one week."
Host No. 54 smirked. "Almost. Keyword: almost. And trust me, Ritsuka, I made it work."
Ritsuka pinched the bridge of his nose. "So your big advice is to 'manage' them? How do I do that without ending up as a pincushion?"
Host No. 54 stood up, cracking his knuckles theatrically. "Alright, here's the golden rule: Yanderes need reassurance. Constant reassurance. Make each of them feel like they're the center of your universe—whether they're your top pick or not. It's exhausting, but hey, it's better than waking up to find your kitchen knives missing."
Host No. 1 scoffed. "Reassurance? That's your grand strategy? What happens when two yanderes start competing for his attention? He'll need a body double just to survive!"
Host No. 54 waved dismissively. "Oh, please. That's rookie-level chaos. When it gets bad, you escalate to gifts. Unique gifts. Something symbolic—something only they could interpret as 'proof' of your devotion."
Katarina leaned forward, intrigued. "What if that doesn't work?"
Host No. 54 shrugged. "Then you fake your death. Reset the playing field."
Ritsuka groaned, planting his face in his hands. "This is not helpful. You're telling me to play favorites, hand out gifts, and if all else fails, pretend to die?"
Masachika chuckled. "You asked for help. You didn't specify good help."
Ritsuka glanced at the group, exasperated. "Fine. Does anyone else have actual advice for handling yanderes without creating more chaos?"
Host No. 72 raised their hand timidly. "Um...maybe try setting boundaries and communicating openly? You know, like a functional relationship?"
The entire room burst into laughter.
Host No. 1 wiped a tear from his eye. "Oh, you sweet summer child. Boundaries with yanderes? That's adorable."
Ritsuka sighed, already regretting his decision to ask for help. "Why did I even bother coming here..."
Host No. 12 leaned forward, her voice calm but laced with authority as she addressed Ritsuka. "Listen, kid. Back in my day, when this whole Harem System thing was still in its infancy, there were only 11 of us. Managing chaos was a lot simpler. You? You've got 99 former hosts and a system that's way more advanced... but also way more chaotic."
She crossed her legs, her gaze piercing. "I lived in a magical world, just like you. I dealt with monsters, politics, yanderes, tsunderes, and everything in between. And let me tell you—dealing with yanderes isn't about managing or pacifying them. It's about survival and adaptation. You don't just react; you strategize."
Ritsuka raised an eyebrow, folding his arms. "Alright, wise one, lay it on me. What's your strategy?"
Host No. 12 smirked, leaning back in her throne. "You've got to set expectations—make it clear that their love for you doesn't mean they can destroy everything else in your life. The key is trust. If they trust you, they're less likely to act out. If they don't? Well, that's when things get messy."
Host No. 54 snorted. "Trust? Good luck with that. These are yanderes we're talking about. Trust isn't exactly their strong suit."
Host No. 12 shot him a glare. "That's because you treated them like ticking time bombs. I treated mine like partners. It's not about constant reassurance or gifts—it's about making them feel like they're an integral part of your life."
Ritsuka tilted his head, intrigued. "Okay, that sounds... doable. But what about when they start fighting each other or pulling their usual yandere stunts?"
Host No. 12 chuckled. "You let them fight it out—verbally. Set a rule: no physical violence. Then, when things calm down, mediate. Remind them why they're part of your harem in the first place. It's a balancing act, but it works."
Host No. 1 rolled his eyes. "Great advice, if you want to play therapist for the rest of your life."
Ritsuka sighed, running a hand through his hair. "So, basically, I have to be a mediator, a strategist, and a therapist all at once. Anything else?"
Host No. 12 smirked. "Yeah. Don't forget to have fun with it. Yanderes are exhausting, but they're also fiercely loyal. Once you earn their unwavering devotion, they'll protect you against anything—and I mean anything."
Ritsuka glanced around the room at the other hosts, who either nodded in agreement or rolled their eyes. "Alright, fine. I'll give your strategy a shot. But if I get stabbed, I'm blaming all of you."
Host No. 54 laughed. "Hey, if you survive, it's a win!"
Ritsuka groaned, turning to leave. "This better work. If it doesn't, I'm coming back here to haunt all of you."
As he disappeared through the portal, Host No. 12 smirked, leaning back in her throne. "He'll figure it out. They always do."
Host no 54 looked at him. "So how many Yandere so far".
Ritsuka then looked at them. "Jalter and Kiyohime".
Host No. 54 smirked, leaning forward in his chair. "Jalter and Kiyohime, huh? That's it? Just two? Kid, I had an entire harem of yanderes. You've barely scratched the surface."
Ritsuka shot him a glare. "Yeah, well, I'm trying not to die before my next mission, thanks. Managing two is already exhausting."
Host No. 12 rolled her eyes and folded her arms. "Honestly, two is a blessing. More yanderes means more chaos, more drama, and more... casualties." She shot a pointed look at Host No. 54. "Safe numbers, indeed. At least he's not running a death trap like you did."
Host No. 54 chuckled, shrugging. "Hey, I didn't ask for that many yanderes. They just... kept showing up. What can I say? I'm irresistible."
Masachika sighed, rubbing his temples. "You two bicker like siblings. If I didn't know you came from entirely different worlds, I'd swear you were related."
Host No. 12 raised an eyebrow, glancing at Host No. 54. "Siblings? With him? No thanks. I have standards."
Host No. 54 smirked. "You'd be lucky to have me as a brother. I'm the cool one in this room."
Ritsuka groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Okay, can we focus? I didn't come here to watch a sibling rivalry that doesn't even exist."
Masachika chuckled. "Get used to it, kid. This is what happens when you ask for advice from the veterans. You're lucky they haven't started throwing chairs yet."
Host No. 12 sighed, turning her attention back to Ritsuka. "Alright, fine. Let's get back to business. If you've only got two yanderes, you're still in the early stages. Establish clear boundaries now before things spiral out of control."
Host No. 54 grinned. "Or don't. Let the chaos unfold. Builds character."
Ritsuka rolled his eyes. "I'll pass on the chaos, thanks. Any actual useful advice for dealing with Jalter and Kiyohime specifically?"
Host No. 12 smirked. "For Jalter, keep her occupied with challenges. She thrives on proving herself. As for Kiyohime... well, just don't make any promises you can't keep. And maybe invest in some fireproof armor."
Host No. 54 laughed. "Good luck with that, kid. You're gonna need it."
Ritsuka sighed. "I'm starting to think coming here was a mistake."
Ritsuka then woke up, as he saw the screen of his harem system
[ So Host how did it go ]
Ritsuka looked at the system. "Yeah, it went.... Well".
Ritsuka rubbed his temples, staring at the glowing screen of his Harem System. "If by 'well,' you mean a chaotic mess of bickering, questionable advice, and Host No. 54 encouraging me to embrace disaster... then sure, it went great."
The system's screen blinked, and a line of text appeared.
[ Well, that's pretty much what I expected. They're not exactly the most stable group, but hey, they know their stuff. ]
Ritsuka sighed, leaning back against his bed. "Yeah, sure. Telling me to 'let the chaos unfold' and 'build character' is totally useful advice. What am I supposed to do, arm myself with a fire extinguisher and hope for the best?"
[ Not a bad idea, honestly. Especially with Kiyohime. ]
Ritsuka groaned. "You're not helping."
[ Relax, Host. You've got this. Jalter and Kiyohime might be yanderes, but they're also fiercely loyal to you. Just keep them busy and show them you care. Oh, and maybe avoid accidentally fueling their competitive streak. That's how explosions happen. ]
"Great. I'm managing a ticking time bomb of affection. Thanks for the pep talk."
The system flashed another message.
[ Anytime, Host! By the way, I added a 'Yandere Management' feature. Might come in handy. ]
Ritsuka raised an eyebrow. "A 'Yandere Management' feature? What does that even do?"
[ It tracks their moods, warns you about potential danger levels, and offers suggestions to keep them happy. Basically, your survival guide. You're welcome. ]
Ritsuka blinked, staring at the screen in disbelief. "You're telling me you could've made this feature earlier?!"
[ You never asked. ]
Ritsuka buried his face in his hands. "This system is going to be the death of me."
[ Nah, Host. That'll probably be Kiyohime if you forget an anniversary. ]
As then from the screen, Kama poped out as Ritsuka fell on the bed.
Ritsuka just looked at her. "Forgot you can just do that".
Kama giggles as she looked at him. "Will I did make the system".
Ritsuka rolled his eyes. "And yeat, your the one who allows Host No 1 to make your gamer system into the Harem system".
Kama looked at him. "As I said, as long as it Didn't go Agent's me I don't care what the host of my system does".
Ritsuka just looked at her. "You really are living up too the chaotic evil title".
Kama smirked, leaning closer to Ritsuka as he lay on the bed. "Oh, come on, darling. Don't act so surprised. You knew what you were getting into when you married the Goddess of love and Lust. Or did you think I was going to be all sunshine and rainbows?"
Ritsuka sighed, rubbing his temples. "I didn't exactly have a choice, did I? You practically forced the system on me, and now I'm stuck managing a chaotic mess of yanderes and over-the-top titles."
Kama crossed her arms, pouting slightly. "You make it sound like I'm the bad guy here. If anything, you should be thanking me! Without my system, you'd never have all those lovely women throwing themselves at you."
"Yeah, and half of them are borderline dangerous," Ritsuka shot back. "Do you have any idea how stressful it is to keep Jalter and Kiyohime from blowing each other—or the entire Chaldea—up?"
Kama chuckled, flicking his forehead playfully. "Oh, relax. A little danger keeps things exciting. Besides, you're handling it well enough. You're still alive, after all."
"Thanks for the vote of confidence," Ritsuka muttered. "But seriously, Kama, couldn't you have made the system a little... I don't know, less chaotic?"
Kama tilted her head, pretending to think. "Hmm, no. Chaos is half the fun! Besides, the system reflects its creator. Would you really want a boring, predictable system from me?"
Ritsuka groaned, flopping back onto the bed. "Sometimes, I wonder if you're secretly trying to kill me with stress."
Kama leaned in, a mischievous glint in her eyes. "Oh, sweetheart, if I wanted to kill you, it wouldn't be with stress. Trust me on that."
"Not exactly comforting," Ritsuka muttered under his breath.
Kama giggled again, standing up. "Well, I'll leave you to figure out your yandere problem. Just remember, darling, I'm always here if you need me. After all, this whole chaotic mess is thanks to me."
Ritsuka stared at the ceiling, exhausted. "This is my life now... why do I feel like it's only going to get worse?"
The system screen flickered.
[ It probably will, Host. Good luck! ]
Ritsuka just let out a sigh, as he then pulled Kama close to him and kissed her on the lips, as she just melted into the kiss.
Ritsuka just looked at her. "As much trouble you are, I don't think I will ever stop Loving you".
Kama just giggle as she looked at him. "Your a good person Darling, never change, never change".
Ritsuka smiled softly as he pulled back from the kiss, gently brushing a lock of hair from Kama's face. "You know, for someone as chaotic as you, you're surprisingly sweet sometimes."
Kama's eyes sparkled mischievously as she smirked. "Only for you, darling. Don't get too used to it." She snuggled up closer, her voice teasing yet affectionate. "But you're right, I won't change... not for anyone else, at least."
Ritsuka chuckled, running a hand through his hair. "I guess I've already come to terms with that. You're a handful, but you're mine."
Kama giggled, her eyes glinting with both affection and mischief. "And don't forget it. Besides, you'll always need me, even if it's just to keep you on your toes."
Ritsuka couldn't help but laugh. "I think I've got enough on my plate already with you and the rest of the harem."
Kama nuzzled against him, purring softly. "And don't you forget it. But remember, darling, I'm always here—chaos and all. As long as you keep loving me, I'll keep making things interesting."
Ritsuka smiled, a warmth spreading through him despite the chaos that seemed to follow them everywhere. "I guess that's what makes it worth it." He looked at her with a sincere smile. "I love you, Kama. More than you probably realize."
Kama's smile softened, her usual teasing demeanor replaced with something more tender. "I know, darling. And I love you too. Now, let's just see how much more chaos we can stir up together."
Ritsuka couldn't help but laugh again. "With you? I'm sure it'll be endless."
But as the two of them lay there, Ritsuka felt a sense of peace, even in the midst of the chaos that defined his life now. Because, in the end, it was all worth it—for her, for the bond they shared, and for the unpredictable, chaotic love that was uniquely theirs.
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