Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

Chapter 929: 796, Those Outrageous Commercials of Those Years_1



"Yo, these 99 roses... let's give them to Senior Poseissi, hahaha!"

Emperor Xueye walked towards Poseissi with the 99 red roses he had pulled out of the "Love Heart Bag."

Poseissi accepted the roses with a baffled face, smiled with a pleasantly surprised thank you, a scene that made nearby Thousand Waves and Tang Chen itch with jealousy, yet they had no outlet to vent their frustration.

It was undeniable that the flower shop owners on Blue Planet were now all quite cunning, having wrapped the Valentine's roses so exquisitely that even a hundred-year-old virgin like Poseissi was quite taken with them.

She picked up a card from the bouquet of roses and read:

"Dear Wang Erniu, Happy Valentine's Day..."

The smile on Poseissi's face froze, and her appreciation for the roses instantly vanished, feeling as if she had received some second-hand goods.

Emperor Xueye then took out several more bouquets of roses, handing them out to Qian Renxue, the Ice Emperor, Snow Emperor, and also to Bi Ji, although the roses meant for Bi Ji were intercepted by Di Tian, who took them for himself.

Di Tian acted like a bodyguard, protecting the four female members of his camp.

However, holding the bouquet, he was somewhat uncertain whom to give it to, glancing between Gu Yuena and Bi Ji. After two glances at Bi Ji, Gu Yuena said indifferently, "Give it to whomever you want, I'm not interested."

"Alright then!"

Di Tian immediately handed the bouquet to Bi Ji, turned around with a smile, and was about to say something to her when he realized that within a few seconds, Bi Ji had already eaten all the rose petals and was generously sharing them with Zi Ji and Wang Qiu'er.

Wang Qiu'er hesitantly took the petal she was about to put into her mouth and offered it to Di Tian.

"I don't eat these, thank you."

Indeed, soul beast females just couldn't squeeze into the realm of human romance, Di Tian silently critiqued in his heart.

Seeing Emperor Xueye intent on distributing more gifts, Lin Yi quickly said, "Alright, alright, if we keep this up, every woman here will have celebrated Valentine's Day with you."

Emperor Xueye, feeling slightly embarrassed, laughed and nodded in agreement.

"Then my attack is over, thank you, Senior Lin Yi!"

Although each item of this second reward seemed a bit flashy and impractical, there were many of them, so it wasn't too bad a deal.

Lin Yi beckoned, and the next person from Tiandou stepped up, Gu Rong.

Gu Rong, having used the Scholar template, had since accumulated numerous attribute points on the "Weibo platform," becoming an idol to middle-aged women, with tens of millions of Weibo fans.

So, his attack now was very straightforward; he could easily achieve the same effect as before when he exerted all his strength.

This time Gu Rong chose to use his Air Martial Soul again because to him, the Air Cannon was the simplest, most convenient, and still sufficiently powerful skill.

After the attack, Lin Yi could tell just by feeling that Gu Rong's Damage Level had reached Gold Rank.

[HP Lost: 513645]

[Remaining HP: 883015163425]

[Damage Level: Gold (Junior)]

[Random Reward: Those Over-Exaggerated Ad Products (Magically Modified)]

[Host Reward: Same as above (No Critical Hit)]

Those over-exaggerated ad rewards... this title was filled with the sense of mischievous fun, definitely another of the System's tricks.

After reviewing the reward rules, Lin Yi said to Gu Rong, "Damage 513645, Golden Junior, your reward is a magically modified version of ad products."

The people of Soul Land could understand the term 'advertisement' since there were merchants everywhere, and where there were merchants, there were inevitably ads.

But Gu Rong was well aware that the ads here definitely were not from Soul Land, most likely from Blue Planet. After so many reward drops, everyone had noticed that items from the Blue Planet realm had the highest drop rates.

Lin Yi: "After merging the rewards, three kinds of magically modified ad products will refresh daily. The ad products will exist permanently, refreshing three new ones each day."

Gu Rong nodded, demonstrating a hint of anticipation, as this was indeed his first Gold Rank reward.

After the fusion reward manifested, the first thing to appear in his hand was a small blue box bearing a silver "S" symbol.

Lin Yi didn't need to explain; Gu Rong could tell the function of the item on his own.

"Stride gum, just can't stop!"

This was the slogan, but what Gu Rong saw next was its actual effect.

"When the consumer starts chewing Stride gum, they will continuously repeat the current action they are doing, until an external force removes the gum from the consumer's mouth, regardless of strength level."

After reciting that, Gu Rong looked at the others with a somewhat surprised expression and commented to himself, "This is a super control tool, but it's useless for me. Anyone want to try it...?"

No one was willing to volunteer, so Gu Rong could only turn his gaze to his good brother Chen Xin, who silently rolled his eyes, tacitly understood, but still came forward reluctantly.

He took the small blue-boxed item, took out a piece, unwrapped it, and began chewing it in his mouth.

Chen Xin's eyes immediately lit up.

"Hey, this is pretty tasty."

Gu Rong was just about to try a piece himself when he heard Chen Xin say again, "Hey, this is pretty tasty."

Gu Rong: "?"

Chen Xin: "Hey, this is pretty tasty."

"Why are you reviewing it three times...?"

"Hey, this is pretty tasty."

Chen Xin kept repeating the phrase, not even the expression on his face changing.

It was at this moment that Gu Rong realized the product's slogan:

Just can't stop!

"He's been controlled?!"

Gu Rong looked at Lin Yi in astonishment.

Lin Yi: "Right, unless someone forcibly removes the gum from his mouth."

"Ah?"

At that time, Gu Rong glanced at Chen Xin's continuously chewing mouth and thought for a moment before retracting his hand with revulsion, "Forget it, just let him keep talking."

Then, he quickly obtained the second advertised item.

The hum of an engine sounded on the spot, and a massive object appeared beside Gu Rong.

It was a red big rig, possibly a novel object for people of Soul Land but for Lin Yi, it was just a very common truck, quite ubiquitous.

However, when Gu Rong read out the advertisement phrase, he was stunned.

"Speeding across the world, Dayun trucks?"

Lin Yi's gaze shifted, and images instantly flooded his mind.

Gu Rong continued, "Driving this truck can summon the truck spirit, which is a twenty-meter-long giant python, ferociously unparalleled, with extraordinary combat power."

Has it been magically modified? Lin Yi clearly remembered the truck smashing the python's mouth, and here the python actually became the truck's spirit??

The term "truck spirit," that's really kind of absurd...

In the blink of an eye, Gu Rong had already climbed into the truck, and as the engine roared to life, everyone could hear the low growl of a beast at that moment.


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