Daily Life of A Caretaker

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Arc 1: The Meeting - Chapter 38

I am slightly annoyed by Takamine because of her; Nyarla and Yor have also started wanting me to put on their clothes. Then again, I think I was supposed to do so with Nyarla initially, but I had many things going on that made this thought never appear until now.

Anyway, I think it's due to the Lucky Perverted acting up while I was dressing the girls up. By the end, they were very hot and bothered. Nearly jump me if I didn't point out they just had their new fresh cloth on, and we're going out to mess with the natives.

Note to self: the girls desire more to cause chaos and deaths than sex.

That alone is concerning, but they're eldritch beings. Chaos and death are the bare minima for them. Hell, they should have already caused numerous worlds' extinction and driven many lifeforms insane, suffering a fate worse than death. Even Nyarla, who seems somewhat innocent at first, should have already done so, or at least her eldritch ego has done so.

Speaking of which, I think the natives here are wishing for their deaths right about now.

A few hours in, the girls are torturing the natives on a spiritual level.

How, some of you crazy voices may ask?

Remember how in Familiar of Zero, where the beginning part of the students summoning their familiars? And how it's tradition only to summon one and form a contract with that summoned familiar. Not being able to go at it a second time because of a bad summon.

Yeah, the girls are forcing the students to summon their familiars, then brutally killing them repeatedly before everyone's eyes, making the students horrified before becoming numb to all the deaths of their potential familiars. Some had tried to fight back but only to be killed, which scared the natives to no end. As the students would never expect their fellow classmates that they know to die suddenly.

What made this whole thing fucked up is that the girls didn't care if the natives were scared of them or not. The girls decided to make this a game to see who kills the weirdest and most powerful familiars.

Nyarla's method of killing causes the familiars to either die from a heart attack from the overwhelming presence she releases or make their bodies explode from unable to withstand the raw presence of Nyarla's existence concentrating on them.

Yor went for the quick and efficient kills by aiming for their vital points and killing them in one strike.

Takamine just outright causes the summoning process to be interrupted midway, causing the familiar to die halfway into coming here. But, it's enough for everyone to identify the corpses.

As for me, for those who are wondering? I'm just doing my best to put on a fake polite smile, trying to make up excuses for the girls' actions. But, I'd stop after noticing many had started paying less attention to me and more to the familiars being killed by the girls.

Therefore, I just stand by and watch the teachers through En, waiting to see if anyone wants to test their luck. Of course, I won't outright kill them, just cripple them and let the girls decide what to do with them. Even if the girls would likely just kill them, I'm a caretaker, and the girls are in charge unless the Boss says otherwise.

"I think we should stop for now. Those kids look like they are about to pass out from summoning so many familiars today." Nyarla said to her sisters after killing off another familiar, which looked like a seahorse with legs to walk on land and the size of a monster truck.

"And that matter to us, why?" Takamine asked as she caused what looked like a massive turtle with a dragon head to be split from the rest of its body.

"I think it's because of Jin's previous reminder about how we shouldn't kill everyone here, and those kids over there are close to dying from exhaustion." Yor answered in Nyarla's place, finishing off a giant snake utterly green with a swift kick between its eyes, shattering the head like a balloon.

"That and I'm getting hungry from all the deaths we've caused." Nyarla rubs her growling stomach.

I appear next to Nyarla, ignoring the bloody deaths on the ground. That's pretty much a small pile of corpses. Then, hand her a bento box before walking to give Yor and Takamine their bento boxes.

"Oh, lovely~!" Takamine takes a deep breath, smelling the hot bento after removing the lid. "I'll say this now. You're the best cook out of the others I know of."

I try not to tell the girls that I've finally obtained superhuman abilities from Food Wars this morning. Thanks to the Perfect Timing deeming it an excellent time to get it now. Also, it's thanks to Perfect Timing working together with Delayed Effect to prevent the Food Wars' superhuman abilities from fully taking in effects. Otherwise, the girls' clothes might be blown off by the first bite.

"This is better than the previous food you've cooked, Jin." Yor praise me before taking another bite from her bento box.

"I don't know why, but I feel wet." Nyarla blushed a little but kept on eating.

Yor and Takamine look at me, then take a couple of large bites, and they blush too.

"Did you put drugs in these bento boxes, Jin?" Yor narrowed her eyes at me, yet she continued to eat without caring if there were drugs in them or not.

"No, they do not have drugs." I feel the corner of my mouth twitch. "My cooking skills just got better, that's all."

Crazy voices; I don't think I should use the full powers of the Food Wars' superhuman abilities. Not before letting the girls' taste buds get used to the new level of foods made by me.

I mean, the girls wouldn't care if people knew they're horny and stuff, but I don't think they want any natives to realize it's because of the food.

"Don't worry. Jin here would never drug us." Nyarla defended me, and I could see her legs were shivering. "Although, I think you should have let us eat at our tiny house instead of here. The bento is too great to be eaten here."

"I-I may need your help walking after this, Jin..." Yor said softly as she finished eating her bento.

"Same here." Takamine's face is entirely red.

"I call dib on being helped first." Nyarla put the lid back onto her bento box, then breathed deeply.

I snap my fingers, using Boundary Manipulation to send us all back to the tiny house and leaving the trauma natives behind. Along with leaving behind the corpses of many potential familiars would surely bring much joy to many, but now lying on the ground like yesterday's garbage of bad meats that had gone to waste.

Hey, crazy voices. Weirdly enough, Saito Hiraga, the main male character, wasn't summoned yet by Louise. So no death to the main character any time soon. Does anyone think it's due to the influence of some powerful entity in this world that prevented Saito from being killed under the girls' hands? I'm willing to bet it's due to fate's influence, making sure he doesn't get killed before he can play his role in the canon plot events.

And yes, Louise is still alive, which is a surprise in my opinion. Since she was among the first that tried to go against the girls, she was spared thanks to her status as one of fate's chosen ones. But, I think Louise wasn't happy about this because of the guilt she has to carry of seeing so many of her potential familiars die before her eyes.

As crazy as it sounds, but Louise's summons were mainly a group of powerful creatures that no doubt made her famous among her peers. Yet, they were killed by the girls. I don't know how she didn't summon them first in the canon, but she managed to summon an elderly mighty dragon, which was ruthlessly killed before it could even say a word after being summoned into this world.

Overall, it has been a very confusing day for me.

"Jin, get me a fresh, clean pantie!" Takamine orders me, as she has already taken her wet pantie off and thrown it at me.

I tilt my head, snapping my fingers to create a gap to send Takamine's wet pantie to the laundry basket among her other dirty clothes to be cleaned. At the same time, new fresh pantie is now on Takamine.

"I meant personally put it on me, with you on your knees." Takamine frowns at me, then take off her pantie and tosses it on the side. "Forget it. Lick my wet pussy for making me horny with that bento box."

"Well, you better sit on his face because I'm going to have his dick in my wet pussy." Nyarla said to her sister, with her clothes discarded to the side, showing over her naked body.

"I want Jin to play with my breasts more." Yor smiled at me, sticking out her breasts in eagerness for me to massage them like the previous times.

I sweatdrop that I might have caused Yor to develop a fetish for having her breasts played with first before going straight to the full-sex course.

"So, we're going for the same position as always, then? Me sitting on Jin's face. Nyarla riding his dick, and Yor having her breasts touched by Jin." Takamine raises an eyebrow at everyone.

"I could-"

"No!" Takamine poked my nose before I could finish my saying something. "You keep whatever you did to make us orgasm rapidly in a short time! We like to enjoy the pleasure of long sex, not short and quick!"

Nyarla and Yor nod in agreement with Takamine.

"I rather wait a bit longer before cumming, Jin. It's great initially, but it was too quick for my liking." Nyarla pouts, then smiles seductively. "Besides, do you really want this to end so soon? Don't you want to have your way with our bodies for long as possible?" She poses by bending forward, with a hand on her hip and another on her knee.

"I will suck you dry first before you can have any chance of doing anything else." Takamine threaten me.

"As long you fondle my breasts for a long period, you can make me cum as much as you want afterward." Yor grabs my left hand and places it on her right breast.

Crazy voices, I think I might have made a mistake in trusting Perfect Timing for making it a good time to take the Food Wars' set of superhuman abilities. I knew they would do something erotic after eating the handmade food affected by the superhuman cooking abilities. But at the same time, this is another lesson to learn while being the girls' caretaker.

They will drop everything if it means having sex once they get horny enough. Let alone causing more deaths.

Anyway, Ghost has yet to inform me about the Boss receiving any message from you guys about the new godlike items for relaxing purposes and/or for making me less unstable in the long term.

So again, please, crazy voices. Send words to the Boss. I need more healing theme godlike items than anything else.